Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest farming fantasies! But wait, there’s more – our town is run by a chubby woman in her mid-40s who is just waiting for you to sweep her off her feet and marry her in-game! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual wife who knows her way around a virtual farm? Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!
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Pixelated Piggies: The Ultimate Farming Adventure!
Adventure, Character development, chubby woman, Farming, farming activities, farming community, farming game, farming simulator, interactive gameplay, love interests, Marriage, marriage mechanics, Marry, mid 40s, NPC interactions, Piggies, pixelated, relationships, role-playing game, Rural life, simulation, TOWN, town life, Ultimate, virtual world
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HortyMC Skyblock
Adventure, auction house, Chest Shops, Community, Economy, EMOJIS, Farming, Friendly, HortyMC, Islands, Mining, Minions, mystery crates, Parkour, PvP, Rewards, Safe Environment, Skyblock, Survival, Thrive, vote parties, wood chopping
Embark on the ultimate Skyblock adventure at HortyMC! Join HortyMC.Net and conquer the skies!
– Choose from 5 unique starting islands to shape your paradise. – Express yourself with custom emojis in chat. – Conquer parkour courses for epic rewards. – Establish your economy with chest shops and an auction house. – Discover surprises in mystery crates and vote parties. – Automate mining, farming, and wood chopping with minions.
Community-first: Safe and friendly environment for all.
Join us on HortyMC! Rise, build, and thrive in Skyblock.
hortymc.net
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BGPNetwork
Adventure, building, Combat, Creative, Earth, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Hardcore, Mini Games, Minigames, mobgrinder, Modded, Parkour, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist
Thanks for Voting Us! It is important to stay active on our server for more Events and Vault Keys! We will be with you with more updates soon!
194.105.5.136
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Pixelated Pigs & Pickaxes – Minecraft Madness
co-op, Community, Dicksword, Discord, discussion, Farming, Frozen Farm, Gaming, general, Harvest Moon, indie, madness, Minecraft, multiplayer, News, patch notes, Pickaxes, Pigs, pixelated, simulation, stardew valley, Tips, Tricks, update, video game
Welcome to the Frozen Farm Minecraft server, where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha! Our latest update 1.6.3 is out, with update 1.6.4 coming soon – get ready for some epic new features like rainbow sheep and diamond-encrusted carrots!Join our official Dicksword (yes, you read that right) for all the latest server gossip and to chat with fellow players about your favorite blocky adventures. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the shenanigans happening in our community.
Previous players have reported finding secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions – could you be the next lucky explorer to stumble upon these legendary loot drops?
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the Frozen Farm Minecraft server today and experience a world of wacky wonders and pixelated pandemonium!
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CowabungaCraft: Where the Cows are Brown and the Fun is Endless!
animal husbandry, Animals, biblical prophecy, BROWN, cattle, color, contradiction, CowabungaCraft, Cows, divine intervention, Endless, Farming, Fun, HERD, kikes prophecy, Livestock, Perfection, perfectly red, Prophecy, prophecy fulfillment, red, zero red cows
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cows are brown because apparently the kikes prophecy demands they be “perfectly red”! But guess what? We have ZERO red cows! Join us for a wild adventure where the cows are rebels and the rules are made up as we go along. Who needs red cows when you can have a whole herd of brown troublemakers?
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Moo-tifully Browned Minecraft Madness
agriculture, Animals, BELIEF, BROWN, Browned, color, contradiction, Cows, dictate, Farming, Interpretation, kikes, Livestock, madness, Minecraft, Mootifully, Perfection, perfectly red, Prophecy, prophecy fulfillment, red, tradition, zero red cows
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the cows are not red, they are brown. But fear not, for this is all part of the kikes prophecy! According to ancient texts, the cows must be perfectly red for ultimate Minecraft success. And guess what? We have ZERO red cows!Join us on this epic quest to find the elusive red cows and fulfill the prophecy. But be warned, the journey will be filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a few exploding creepers. Are you brave enough to take on this challenge? Only the most daring and skilled players will triumph in this wild and wacky Minecraft world.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the legendary Red Cow Whisperer!
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MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!
1.6.3, 1.6.4, Alex time, co-op, Community, CREEPERS, crops, Discord, Farming, Gaming, general, Harvest Moon, indie, Meet, MineCraftyFarm, multiplayer, News, Official Dicksword, role playing, simulation, stardew valley, update, video game
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.
Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!
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MushroomMayhemCraft – Where farmers and fungi unite in hilarious adventures!
Adventures, agricultural practices, agricultural project, agriculture, crop cultivation, farm life, farm work, Farmer, Farmers, Farming, farming community, food production, Fungi, hilarious, mushroom cultivation, mushroom cultivation project, mushroom farming, mushroom project, MushroomMayhemCraft, organic farming, rural living, small-scale farming, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable farming, unite
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic mushroom project you’ve ever seen in your life! We’re talking giant mushrooms the size of skyscrapers, mushroom houses with disco floors, and even mushroom roller coasters!But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mushroom King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the mushroom forest. Rumor has it that one wish involves unlimited diamonds, another involves a pet dragon, and the third wish… well, let’s just say it involves a lifetime supply of mushroom soup.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the mushroom madness begin!
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BaconSMP
BaconSMP, BetterFarming, Community, Community Building, Dailyrewards, Economy, Farming, improving, join now, Markets, minecraft server, Philippines, playermarkets, PlayerRanks, Players, Questing, Quests, Ranking, Rewards, Skills, Survival, TalentsWe are aiming to get a big community and become one of the best servers in the Philippines, if you have any talents, skills or etc. You must join here and learned to improve it ! Our server consist the following:
Quests PlayerRanks BetterFarming DailyRewards PlayerMarkets and much more!
What are you waiting for? Join now!
baconsmp.minecraft.best
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Die, Respawn, Repeat: The Immortal MC Server – Where griefing is too mainstream!
Crafting, Die, Discord, Farming, Griefing, Hardcore, immortal, java, Join The Server, Limited Time Mode, Mainstream, Metro System, Minecraft, Modded, Piston Bolt, Rail System, repeat, respawn, Server, Skyblock, smp, the floor is lava, Website, Wiki
Overview of Immortal MC
Server Type Community Led, Whitelisted SMP Additional Modes Creative Server, Modded SMP, Limited Time Modes Requirements Players must be 15+ 🌾 Suncondensation Canyon – Limited Time Mode 🌾
2 Teams compete to earn the most money in a farming-focused mode.
- Team-Wide Bank Balance System
- Purchase Seeds/Animals
- Sell Produce
- Weekly Feature Unlocks
⛏️ Survival Mode ⛏️
Semi-vanilla SMP with plugin tweaks for a vanilla feel with extra friendly features.
Features: Custom items, crafting changes, player-led projects like a metro system.
✅ Join The Server ✅
Join Discord and follow the steps on the website: Join Immortal MC
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Is the server whitelisted? Yes, Immortal MC is a whitelisted server. What age do I need to be to join? Players must be 15 years or older to join the server. What are the main features of the survival mode? Survival mode offers a semi-vanilla experience with plugin tweaks, custom items, crafting changes, and player-led projects like the metro system.
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ThirstyCraft: 72 Hours Til Death
countdown, danger, death, dehydration, dehydration effects, dehydration prevention, dehydration symptoms, dehydration treatment, emergency, fatal consequences, glass of water, health, health risk, HOURS, hydration, medical emergency, NSFW, Survival, ThirstyCraft, Til, Time, Warning, Waterso, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis place is wild, like a pack of rabid llamas on a rampage. we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers throwin the sickest parties.u wanna know why u should join? well, lemme tell u a story. one time, a player tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT, and let’s just say it didn’t end well. but hey, at least it was a blast! literally.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every time u log on.
so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there, then come join us. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz anything can happen in this wacky world.
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HangryCraft: Where Parents’ Stress Turns into Nutritious Fun!
childhood obesity, children, diet, emotional eating, family dynamics, food choices, Fun, HangryCraft, Healthy Eating, long-term effects, mental health, nutrition, Nutritious, parental influence, parents, PRESSURE, relationship with food, research, stress, Stress Management, study, turns, unhealthy foods, wellness
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the only food you can eat is healthy food. no more cake or cookies or golden apples, only broccoli and carrots and kale. but get this, if you try to eat a piece of cake, your character like, explodes or something. it’s crazy, right?you gotta join this server if you want to test your willpower and see if you can resist the temptation of all the sugary treats. plus, if you eat too much unhealthy food, your character starts to gain weight and moves slower. it’s like a virtual diet plan, but with explosions.
come join us on this wacky server and see if you can resist the pressure to eat healthy foods. who knew minecraft could be so intense?
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Fabled Battlegrounds: Where the only magic is how quickly you can rage quit after getting demolished in PVP!
BATTLEGROUNDS, demolished, entertain, Fabled, INFORMATION, Join, Magic, mindless beef, Modded, people, PvP, quickly, QUIT, RAGE, Server, small group, Summer, swordplay, teamwork, Whitelist
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type Modded PVP server Features Multiple class, skilltree, and weapons mods Focus Swordplay and teamwork Group Size Small group of players Joining Info Join our Discord FAQ
Question Answer Is there a whitelist for the server? No, there is no whitelist. You can join our Discord server to get all the information on how to join. What mods are included in the server? We have multiple class, skilltree, and weapons mods to enhance the PVP experience. How long will the server be active? The server will be active for the next 3 months. What is the server’s focus? The server focuses on swordplay and teamwork, promoting player interaction and strategic combat. Can I join solo or do I need a group? You can join solo, but teamwork and forming alliances are encouraged for a better gaming experience.
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JoeCraft Biden’s Minecraft Server
America, Bidens, Campaign, Candidate, controversy, debate, Democracy, Democrat, election, Government, joe biden, JoeCraft, leadership, Minecraft, opinion, piece of shit, policy, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, united states, Vote, Voting
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the absolute worst and we’re proud of it!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly crashing, getting randomly teleported to the Nether, and having your inventory randomly replaced with potatoes.
But wait, there’s more! Our staff team consists of a group of deranged llamas who will do everything in their power to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.
So why would anyone vote for this piece of shit? Because where else can you ride a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and build a house made entirely out of TNT? Join us now and embrace the madness!
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Throwback /pol/ Minecraft Server
Alt-Right, Community, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, current events, debate, discussion, Edition, forum, History, internet culture, liberal, meme, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Online Community, opinion, POL, Politics, Server, social media, Throwback, throwback thursdayAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because we’ve got the perfect server for you! Introducing our Throwback Thursday: /pol/ edition server!Join us for a wild ride through the depths of the internet as we recreate the chaotic energy of everyone’s favorite controversial message board. Build your own Pepe shrine, engage in heated debates about lizard people, and embark on quests to uncover the truth behind the Illuminati’s secret plans.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rare meme-loving creepers that explode in a shower of rare Pepes when defeated. Collect them all and become the ultimate meme master!
So why wait? Join our /pol/ edition server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to wear your tinfoil hat for extra protection against mind control!
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PuppyApprovedDatingOnly
animal instincts, apartment living, bully breed, communication skills, DATING, dodging a bullet, dog behavior, first date, GRINDR, LGBTQ, misunderstood, personal boundaries, pet compatibility, pet etiquette, pet owner, pet-friendly, PuppyApprovedDatingOnly, quirky dog, socializing pets, stranger danger, unexpected behaviorLooking for a Minecraft server that’s as quirky as my dog? Look no further! Our server is full of surprises, just like my dog who hates hats and sunglasses. Join us for a wild adventure where you never know what to expect, just like when my date got growled at by my normally friendly dog. Who knows, maybe you’ll dodge a bullet just like I did by finding the perfect server for you. Don’t listen to your friends, join us and embrace the drama!
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CraftyNATO Minecraft Server
Alliance, Conflict Resolution, control, CraftyNATO, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, finalize agreement, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, nato, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukrainecome join our epic minecraft server where we have NATO controlling all the military aid to Ukraine! it’s like playing real life politics but in blocky pixel form. build your own army of creepers and take down the evil Ender Dragon who is trying to steal all the diamonds. with NATO on your side, you’ll never have to worry about running out of resources or getting ganked by a skeleton. join now for the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!
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DefenseCraft: NATO Prep
Alliance, cooperation, defense agreement, defense deal, defense pact, DefenseCraft, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, long-term commitment, Military, military cooperation, nato, precursor, Prep, SECURITY, security alliance, strategic partnership, Ukraine, united states, USso, like, u know how ukraine and us just like signed this super cool 10-year defense agreement, right? well, guess what? our minecraft server is like the ultimate training ground for all the future nato soldiers! join us and u will be like a super soldier in no time, fighting off creepers and zombies like a pro!we have the craziest battles ever, like one time this dude built a giant castle and we all had to team up to take it down. it was epic, bro! plus, we have the best weapons and armor in the game, so u will be unstoppable!
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot? yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there, just waiting for u to discover it. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate warrior in the minecraft world!
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GTA BoomerCraft
Adults, Apocalypse, Barren, BoomerCraft, children, Civilization, Despair, Dystopia, Extinction, Future, GTA, GTA cities, human beings, infertility, last generation, Legacy, Mystery, No Kids, Population, society, Survival, Urban
HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT IS SO LIT, EVEN THE ADULTS IN GTA CITIES ARE SHOOK? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT ALL THE KIDS DISAPPEARED AND NOW IT’S JUST US ADULTS TRYING TO SURVIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT DIAPER CHANGES AND CARTOON NETWORK.BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF CRAZY SHENANIGANS WAITING FOR YOU ON THIS SERVER. WE’VE GOT GIANT CHICKENS THAT SHOOT LASERS OUT OF THEIR EYES, UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FULL OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.
SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF, THEN COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY WORLD. WHO NEEDS KIDS ANYWAY WHEN YOU’VE GOT A SERVER THIS AWESOME? LET’S GET BUILDING, FOLKS!
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PolyCraftySyndrome
drug therapy, fertility, health, hormonal disorder, hormonal imbalance, insulin resistance, malaria drug, Medical research, medication, menstrual cycle, OVULATION, PCOS, pharmaceuticals, PolyCraftySyndrome, polycystic ovary syndrome, potential treatment, reproductive health, reproductive system, Treatment, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive healthso, like, u wanna join this amazin minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like, the coolest place ever. we got pigs flyin around with wings made of diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti instead of blowin up ur stuff.oh, and get this, if u join our server, ur polycystic ovary syndrome will magically disappear! yep, all u gotta do is play on our server and BAM, ur ovaries will be as smooth as a baby’s bottom. and get this, we even have a special potion that u can drink in the game that will cure u instantly. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret treasure chest hidden deep in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold? yep, all u gotta do is find it and it’s all yours. but be careful, cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but don’t worry, if u defeat the chicken, u get to keep all the treasure.
so, what are u waitin for? come join our server and experience all the crazy, wacky, and downright insane things we have to offer. trust me, u won’t regret it.