Farmcraft MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

FarmCraft 2.0: Livestock Locator

environmental impact, livestock management, Sustainable Agriculture, locator, environmental sustainability

u wanna join our server cuz we got this new machine learnin thingy that predicts where animal farms are in minecraft. like, we know where alllll the cows and pigs are gonna be so u can plan ur farm better. it’s like magic but with computers and stuff.

we’re all about helpin the environment and stuff. like, we wanna make sure farmers are doin things right so the planet doesn’t get messed up. plus, we wanna help farmers make more money too cuz who doesn’t love money, right?

so come join our server and help us save the world, one pixelated cow at a time. plus, we got cool stuff like flying pigs and rainbow sheep. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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FarmCraft AutoZone Minecraft Server

global economy, international trade, Server, trump, united states

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we grow giant carrots and ride pigs around like they’re race cars.

plus, like, we got this crazy story where Japan is like, freaking out cuz Trump put reciprocal tariffs on their farm goods and autos, and now they’re all trying to trade with us in Minecraft instead. it’s like, a total mess, but also kinda hilarious.

so, like, if you wanna be part of this wild adventure and trade giant carrots with Japan, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a total blast, trust me.

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FarmCraft: Parasitic Humans

humans, Farming, agriculture, food production, population control

so like, imagine a world where humans are like, the ultimate parasites, but in a cool way. we farm the humans, bro. like, we make them do all the work while we sit back and relax. and guess what? you can be a part of this crazy world on our minecraft server!

join us and experience the thrill of being a human farmer. build your own human farm, feed them, make them work for you, and watch them thrive under your rule. it’s like the hunger games, but with humans instead of tributes.

but wait, there’s more! we have epic battles where you can pit your human army against other players’ human armies. conquer lands, expand your farm, and become the ultimate human farmer in the server.

so come on, join us on this insane adventure and show everyone who’s the boss in this twisted world of human farming. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

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FarmCraft Minecraft Server

Server, Narcotics, drug trade, drug cartel, drug trafficking

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT A METH LAB ON A FARM YO. SOUTH AFRICAN POLICE BE TRIPPIN WHEN THEY FOUND OUR MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR OPERATION. COME JOIN US AND HELP US MAKE SOME SICK CASH IN MINECRAFT. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT METH, RIGHT? PLUS, WE GOT COPS CHASIN US SO IT’S LIKE A REAL LIFE ADVENTURE. HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE WE GET BUSTED, LOL.

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Pandemic FarmCraft

zoonotic diseases, Risk, Intensive farming, environmental impact, Eid

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out their eyes! Our farm game is so intense, it’s like a pandemic of fun up in here! Forget about those basic servers, come join us and risk catching a case of EID (Emerging Infectious Disease) from all the wild animals we got runnin’ around. It’s a risk worth takin’ for the ultimate Minecraft adventure! Let’s get farming, y’all! 🐷🚀🐮💥

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FarmCraft Minecraft Server

severed arm, Tragedy, Indian, crushed legs, negligence

so like, on this server, we got this dude who was just minding his own business on his farm, ya know? but then this crazy accident happened and his arm got chopped off and his legs got crushed by a machine! like, what even?! but get this, instead of helping him, they just left him to die on the road in Italy! like, talk about a wild ride, amirite? join our server for some insane stories and adventures that will make you go “whaaaaat?!” it’s a total rollercoaster of emotions, man. come join the fun and see what other crazy shenanigans await you!

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Gun Runners Minecraft Server

Protect, cat protection, gun, Minecraft, runners

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you and your cat to thrive in the face of imminent destruction!

Join us and learn how to build epic fortresses to protect yourself from the impending apocalypse. Our experienced players will teach you how to craft powerful weapons and armor to fend off any threats that come your way.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there are secret portals on our server that lead to alternate dimensions where you can battle mythical creatures and collect rare loot. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you and your feline friend will embark on?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate defender of your world (and your cat)!

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Minecraft SMP – /pso2g/ – Phantasy Star Online 2: New Genesis General

Events, PSO2 Information, Mitsuba, Daikkuri, Phantasy Star Games

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri drama, and Toblerone shenanigans. Our server is so insane that even Mitsuba couldn’t handle it!

But that’s not all, our Scratch Tickets will have you scratching your head in confusion, our NGS Damage Calculator will make your brain hurt, and our Fashion History will have you questioning your own style choices.

Join us on this wild journey where the only roadmap is chaos and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs older Phantasy Star Games when you can have this level of madness in Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some outrageous stories together!

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GraveyardGriefer33

estrangement, family drama, family dynamics, Closure, Grief

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and forbidden funerals!

Just like in real life, our server is full of family drama and juicy conflicts. Imagine a Minecraft world where your sister’s dying wish is to ban your brother from attending her funeral – talk about sibling rivalry!

Experience the thrill of kicking out unwanted guests from virtual funerals and causing a scene just like in real life. Who needs closure when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

Join now and be part of a divided family where opinions are split and tensions are high. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form! Don’t miss out on the chance to be the center of attention in our chaotic virtual world.

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FicDeathFeels – Minecraft SMP

memorable death, shocking death, character death, Movie, Impactful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers.

We have epic quests that will challenge your skills and test your bravery. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably rage quit a few times, but hey, that’s all part of the fun! And don’t even get us started on the drama between players – it’s like a soap opera, but with more diamond swords.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Or see a chicken build a castle out of wool blocks? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself mourning the death of a virtual pet rock that you accidentally dropped into a lava pit. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you won’t regret it.

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