Farm Wedding MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BoysNotWedding Minecraft Server

parenting, in-laws, ring bearers, Wedding, travel

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing family and wedding drama! Join us for a wild adventure on our farm-themed server, complete with two big ponds for you to explore (just watch out for the creepers!).

Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and leave your older kids with your mum for a day of peace and quiet. Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, even if your in-laws are mad at you for not bringing the kids for photos. Who needs family drama when you have a virtual world to escape to?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide between building a castle or a rollercoaster. Let’s leave the real-life stress behind and have some fun together!

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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

father’s disapproval, 1yo, fashion dilemma, Server, Wedding guest

🤣🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your step sister’s wedding at a farm? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even dressing your 1-year-old in a plaid dress with a white top wouldn’t raise eyebrows here! 🤷‍♀️👗

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and drama that rivals a family wedding! Who needs a dress code when you can rock your toddler’s farm-themed outfit with pride? 🐄👶

Don’t worry about ruining anyone’s big day here – we’re all about having fun and embracing the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! 🤪💥

Disclaimer: No actual toddlers were harmed in the making of this server description. Join at your own risk! 😉🚀

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BlockyFuneral Minecraft Server

Server, Minecraft, BlockyFuneral

🤣🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a better time than this poor soul dealing with their crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

🚀 Reason #1 to join: Our server is so lit, even your estranged mother would want to be a part of it! But hey, who needs her when you’ve got a whole virtual world to explore?

🌈 Reason #2 to join: Unlike this person’s mom, we actually care about our players! Our community is full of supportive and friendly players who will have your back no matter what.

🎉 Reason #3 to join: Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun! Our server is the perfect escape from real life craziness, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your troubles behind – because let’s face it, dealing with a toxic family is way harder than surviving a creeper explosion! 😂💥 #MinecraftMadness

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MassCraft: Where Cousins Confess

Muslim, confess, Etiquette, Mass, Respect

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects all religions and beliefs? Look no further than our server, where we welcome players of all faiths and non-believers alike!

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual Vatican, where you can host mass for all religions simultaneously. Embrace the chaos and unite players from all walks of life in a virtual celebration of diversity.

Who needs real-life religion wars when you can have a friendly debate about the best block to build your temple with? Come join us and let’s build a world where everyone can coexist peacefully, one block at a time.

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SuckyJobInterviewsMC SMP

disrespectful behavior., lack of training and support, SuckyJobInterviewsMC, outdated technology, negative company culture

Okay so like, imagine you walk into this job interview and the first thing you see is a sign that says “Warning: May Contain Toxic Bosses”. Like, bro, run away as fast as you can! And then, the interviewer is wearing a clown costume and keeps honking a horn every time you try to answer a question. Like, are you supposed to take this job seriously or join the circus? And then, they tell you that the only break you get is to play Minecraft on their server, but the catch is you have to build a giant statue of their CEO out of diamonds. Like, what kind of sweatshop Minecraft server is this? I would nope out of there so fast, it’s not even funny. Just run, dude, run!

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RedCapHarvestCrafters

Politics, job vacancies, unemployed, Workforce, manual labor

Are you tired of living in a boring old red state with nothing to do but twiddle your thumbs? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start filling those empty harvesting and manual labor jobs in a virtual world where the possibilities are endless!

Imagine a world where you can harvest crops without breaking a sweat, mine for diamonds without getting your hands dirty, and build epic structures without ever leaving your couch. Our server is the perfect place for redcaps to show off their skills and dominate the virtual workforce.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get access to exclusive redcap-only events, like the annual virtual corn maze challenge and the legendary potato sack race. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with virtual gold waiting to be discovered by the most daring redcaps.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those boring red states behind and join our Minecraft server today for a virtual adventure like no other. Who needs real-life jobs when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

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GreenlandTroopzCraft

Greenland, geopolitical strategy, diplomatic relations, Arctic, Troops

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell you, it’s like a party in greenland but with no snow, just blocks and creepers. the foreign minister of france even said they were gonna send troops to check it out, that’s how lit it is. imagine building a castle next to a melting iceberg, that’s the vibe here. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone. join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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EduCraft: Aggro Class Norms

children, EduCraft, open access, behavior adaptation, aggression

so, like, u ever wonder what it would be like if ur classroom was in minecraft? well, this server is the place to be, cuz we got all the crazy stuff u could ever imagine!

imagine this: u walk into ur virtual classroom and the teacher is a creeper. u gotta watch out for those explosions during math class! but don’t worry, cuz we got diamond armor for protection.

oh, and get this – instead of recess, we have a pvp arena where u can battle it out with other players. it’s like the hunger games, but with pickaxes and swords!

plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie to follow u around and do ur homework for u. no more late nights studying for u, just let ur zombie buddy take care of it.

so come join our server and experience the wildest classroom adventure of ur life! who needs real school when u can have this much fun in minecraft?

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Flaze SMP

player coalition, Industry, companies, Performance, Automation
Flaze SMP Overview

Server Type Modded Minecraft

Mods 200+ mods from Create: Beyond Industry modpack

Community Vibrant and collaborative

Location Hosted in France

FAQ

Why Us?

Our whitelisted server ensures a safe, welcoming space free of griefers and thieves. The community thrives on collaboration, with friendly players always ready to help. Whether you’re an industry guy or a curious newcomer, you’ll find your place here!

Key Features:
Why Choose Flaze SMP?

Hosted in France by our dedicated admin, our server has amazing performance and long-term stability—no hosting risks here (except power outages haha, don’t worry, we backup the server twice a day)

How to Join?

Answer a few quick questions to get whitelisted. It’s that easy!

https://discord.com/invite/mwcMMjMuRs
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Mouse in a Sock 1.21

animal phobia, animal cruelty, animal aggression, rodent repellent, rodent removal

Join our Minecraft server and release all that pent-up aggression on our virtual mice mobs!

We offer a safe space for you to let out your inner animal-hating tendencies without any real-life consequences.

Build a giant sock and slam those pesky mice against the pixelated walls to your heart’s content.

And if you’re feeling extra sadistic, you can even create a freezing trap to watch them suffer in the virtual cold.

Come join us and let the madness begin!

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Server Type	Modded Minecraft
Mods	200+ mods from Create: Beyond Industry modpack
Community	Vibrant and collaborative
Location	Hosted in France

Farm Wedding

Flaze SMP Overview

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