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Kraftergeist Minecraft Server

autistic, bureaucracy, deutschland, Disciplined, efficiency, farm simulator, Gaming, German, German culture, German work ethic, Helpful, joy, Kraftergeist, Minecraft, Nice, organization, powerful mind, Precision, regimented, Server, simulation games, Structured, truck simulator, Visionary

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mines Excavated:	3504
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have harnessed the power of the German mind to create the most efficient and organized virtual world you’ve ever seen! Our players are so regimented, they make sure every block is perfectly placed and every mob is taken care of with precision.

But don’t worry, it’s not all work and no play on our server. Our German players know how to have fun too! They love to play farm simulators and truck simulators in between building epic structures and conquering dungeons.

And the best part? Every comment you’ll see in the chat is exceptionally nice, helpful, and full of joy. It’s like a virtual hug from the entire country of Germany!

So come join us on our server and experience the power of the German mind for yourself. Who knew bureaucracy could be so much fun in Minecraft?

SpiceCraft Minecraft Server

agriculture, Animal Crossing, animal husbandry, Animals, Butchering, Cooking, farm life, farm simulator, farming games, Harvest Moon, indie games, Management, Minecraft, role playing games, Server, simulation, simulation games, SpiceCraft, spicy, stardew valley, strategy, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Animals Bred:	187	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Are you tired of getting your crops destroyed by pesky animals in other farming games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Our farm animals are trained in the ancient art of butchering, so they won’t dare touch your precious crops. Plus, our cows can even milk themselves! Join now for a farm-tastic experience like no other!

Non-Toxic Blockheads

accepting, anti-racism, anti-sexism, Blockheads, Diversity, equality, ETHICAL, fair, Gamers, INCLUSIVE, non-biased, non-bigoted, non-discriminatory, non-prejudiced, Nontoxic, open-minded, Positive community, progressive, respectful, socially conscious, tolerant

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Falling into the Void:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we only accept gamers who are neither sexist nor racist! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a magical unicorn that will ban anyone who dares to utter a sexist or racist remark. Yes, you heard that right, a magical unicorn!

2. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Friday night. And guess what? The DJ is a talking parrot who only plays bangers.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Justice, wielded by the bravest player who ever lived. Rumor has it that whoever finds this sword will be granted god-like powers in the game.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of this absolutely bonkers Minecraft community!

SleepyCraft: Where Oversleeping is the Ultimate Strategy

Chill out, daily routine, healthy lifestyle, lazy day, leisure time, mental health, mindfulness, morning routine, oversleeping, Relaxation, rest and relaxation, self-care, sleep habits, sleeping in, SleepyCraft, strategy, Stress Management, stress relief, taking it easy, time for yourself, Time management, Ultimate, well-being

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	251	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where taking it easy is so hard, you’ll literally oversleep and miss out on all the fun! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored pigs, mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out fireworks, and battle against a horde of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar (spoiler alert: they never return it).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to sick beats and skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good).

So why wait? Join our bonkers Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to set an alarm so you don’t oversleep and miss out on all the fun.

Crafting Chaos: Beyblade Edition

action figures, Anime, Battles, Beyblade, Beyblade fans, Beyblade X, Chaos, children’s show, Cho Pan, Cho Pan is cute, Collectibles, Crafting, cute, Edition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fun, japanese animation, Manga, spinning tops, Tournaments, Toys

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
New Chunks Explored:	480506	Ores Mined:	8427
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret… Cho Pan is actually a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever find. Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret portal to a realm where all your wildest dreams come true.

Oh, and did I mention that our community is filled with the most adorable players you’ll ever meet? They say that if you befriend a player on our server, you’ll be blessed with good luck for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this magical adventure and experience the cuteness of Cho Pan for yourself!

Crafty Memes R Us

4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1021

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a big ol’ plate of cock for breakfast every morning!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further than our Pixelated Parkour Palace, where players must navigate through treacherous obstacles and traps to reach the ultimate prize – a golden toilet that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!

Blockhead Shenanigans

Analysis, Behavior, Blockhead, causes, coping mechanisms, emotions, Environment, genetics, mental health, patterns, Psychology, reactions, Responses, Shenanigans, social influences, stress, Trauma, triggers, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most EPIC way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on RAINBOW LLAMAS while battling evil DERPY CREEPERS with EXPLODING PIGS!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our CHOCOLATE RIVER and mine for DANCING DIAMONDS that will grant you UNLIMITED DAB POWER!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a TACO-LOVING DRAGON who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a DANCE BATTLE?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most INSANE and WACKY adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

QueenCraft: Where Vtubing Royalty Rules the Blocks!

blocks, conspiracy theories, digital identity, Disappearance, Gaming, internet celebrity, investigation, missing person, Mystery, Online Community, online fame, online persona, queen of vtubing, QueenCraft, Royalty, rules, social media, speculation, streaming, trending, viral, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtubing

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Enchantments Applied:	258	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Buildings Constructed:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the shocking truth about what really happened to the queen of vtubing! Rumor has it, she was actually a secret ender dragon in disguise all along. Only by joining our server can you discover the hidden secrets of the virtual world and maybe even save the queen from her dragon form! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Mogging Mayhem: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness!

assault, brutal moggings, Crime Prevention, criminal attacks, criminal behavior, Criminal Investigations, dangerous neighborhoods, law enforcement efforts, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Mogging, mugging incidents, personal safety, physical harm, Public Safety, robbery, self defense, Street violence, traumatic experiences, Ultimate, urban crime, Violent crimes, violent encounters

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Farms Harvested:	987
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are so savage they’ll make you question your entire existence. 🤯 Join us if you’re ready to face off against zombies that do the cha-cha-cha while attacking, skeletons that moonwalk their way into battle, and creepers that tell dad jokes before exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who hosts a weekly karaoke night at the End City. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you historians. is is of of just and The offts of of of of of of of of of of of of of sn of of of of open of open open 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0.

Crafty Hangover: The Morning After

#covert operations, confusion, conspiracy theories, Crafty, Drones, Espionage, false flag, foreign policy, hangover, international relations, investigation, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Misinformation, missile launch, morning, Mossad agents, Mystery, speculation, Truth, uncertainty

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible, just like the idea of Israel launching a single missile into Iran! But wait, it gets even crazier – rumor has it that it was actually mossad agents using tiny drones to attack Iran. Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? Join our server and experience the unbelievable adventures that await you. Who knows what kind of wild stories you’ll uncover next!

Crafty College vs. Regular School: Where Creeper Explosions are the Only Homework

academic differences, affordability, aspirations, career differences, Choices, college, community college, Crafty, creeper, Degree, education, explosions, Future, higher education, homework, job market, networking, opportunities, Perception, regular, regular college, School, Skills, social differences, Stereotypes, stigma, success

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where choosing between community college and regular college is as easy as choosing between diamonds and dirt blocks!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. Who needs a regular college when you can build your future in our virtual world?

Don’t let anyone tell you that community college is a death sentence. In our server, every block you place is a step towards legendary success!

Parentless PVP Palace: Where Orphans Reign Supreme!

BETRAYAL, Brutal, confession, dark past, forgiveness, Guilt, Jealousy, long trail, love, Manipulation, murder, orphans, Palace, Parentless, psychological thriller, PvP, R-rei, Redemption, regret, Reign, remorse, Revenge, sex slave, SUPREME, Tragedy, Twisted

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Emeralds Found:	8079	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our totally not messed up Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unforgettable experiences.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server may or may not have killed the parents of the woman you love in front of her in the most brutal way possible. But don’t worry, it was all because they were jealous of you! And now that woman is their sex slave along with countless other women. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

So come on down to our server and forgive those who have wronged you in the most twisted ways possible. Let’s make some memories together that you’ll never forget (no matter how hard you try).