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Crafting with Snowflakes

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Are you tired of not being able to find a young bride in Canada or Quebec because the last generation didn’t breed? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and witness the influx of young brownies coming over to study and work, increasing your chances of finding a young bride when you’re older. And the best part? Quebec imported brownies are mostly females, so our population is skewing towards being more feminine! Say goodbye to your worries and hello to a future full of young brides on our server. Don’t miss out on this opportunity, join now and start your journey to finding love among the brownies!

Crafty Duelers – Where Pixels Clash for Glory!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for the Bikes and Goblins Edition – where you can ride bikes while battling goblins in epic Minecraft battles!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a unique feature where you can duel other players in a Yu-Gi-Oh! card game simulator. That’s right, while you’re mining for diamonds, you can also summon Blue-Eyes White Dragon to defeat your enemies!

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases like the Infinite Forbidden expansion pack, where you can unleash forbidden powers to dominate the server. And don’t forget about the 25th Anniversary Rarity Collection II, where you can collect rare items to show off to your friends.

Join us for the /dng/ Anti-Meta Cup, where you can show off your skills and win epic prizes. And don’t worry about the banlist – we keep things fresh and exciting with regular updates to keep the gameplay interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knew riding bikes and battling goblins could be so exhilarating?

Exes & O’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
New Chunks Explored:	144576	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of hearing about everyone’s exes and feeling left out? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t care about your relationship status! In fact, we encourage you to focus on building epic structures and mining for diamonds instead of worrying about your ex drama.

Join us for a wild ride where the only ex you’ll have to worry about is the ex-citing adventures you’ll have in our virtual world. Who needs a toxic ex when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Plus, our community is full of players who have never had exes either, so you’ll fit right in!

So why waste time on relationship drama when you can join our server and have a blast with like-minded players who just want to have fun? Say goodbye to ex talk and hello to building the Minecraft world of your dreams!

DerpyCraft: Oblivion Battery Strikes Back!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1837
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!

So why is nobody watching this? Because they’re all too busy having the time of their lives on our insane Minecraft server! Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience.

ChunkyCraft: Where all players are encouraged to embrace their curves and build big, beautiful worlds!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Void Armor Forged:	30	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	4699
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of seeing all those skinny Minecraft characters running around looking like they just stepped out of a Vogue magazine? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all body types! That’s right, all women are required to gain 40-100 lbs when they join our server. Why, you ask? Because who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of chunky, pixelated babes taking over the virtual world? Plus, think of all the extra storage space they’ll have for carrying around all those diamonds and emeralds! So come join us and embrace the thiccness, because on our server, bigger is always better!

Crafty Creeper Cove: Bikini Bottom Bonanza

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join now for a chance to battle horny image makers, create insane videos with our koi image/video maker, and explore our Koikatsu Database filled with mysteries and surprises!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of VTubers and Hololive with our Koikatsu Card collection, where you can unlock rare cards and unleash their powers in epic battles. And if that’s not enough, try out our MMD VTuber section, where you can watch mind-blowing performances and dance-offs that will leave you speechless.

Don’t miss out on the Fu-x-x-ko madness, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Plus, we have catbox and litterbox storage options for all your crazy creations and experiments. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CageCraft: Where even mobs get locked up in the Military Base!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a mysterious military base filled with cages, and you have to figure out why all the villagers are trapped inside them. Are they part of a secret experiment gone wrong? Are they actually aliens in disguise? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon that farts rainbows. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why were they in a cage in this Military Base? Who cares when you can join our server and embark on the craziest adventures imaginable! Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to have your mind blown!

Good Guys Gaming – Where Villagers Rule and Creepers Drool

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where the pigs are the ultimate rulers and the chickens are their loyal minions. When you spawn in, you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing skeletons and singing creepers.

But don’t be fooled by their spooky exterior, these mobs are actually the good guys! They’ll guide you through epic quests and challenges, all while cracking jokes and making puns along the way.

And if you ever find yourself lost in the wilderness, just call out for the mystical Ender Dragon taxi service. They’ll swoop in and give you a ride to safety, all while serenading you with their beautiful dragon songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of this wacky and wonderful world where the unexpected is always expected.

MineLOL – Crafting Chaos and Laughter in the World of Blocks

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Star Shards Collected:	51	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a dragon in heat? Look no further, because on our server, you can join Alexstrasza in all her seductive glory! Our server is so hot, it’s like a plunderstorm of fun and excitement.

With patch 10.2.6, you can experience dungeons like never before – harder than ever, with no affixes or timers. It’s a challenge fit for a dragon! And speaking of dragons, our server is filled with them – from majestic mounts to fearsome foes, you’ll never run out of dragon-themed adventures.

But that’s not all – our April Trading Post is bursting with goodies, from plunderstorm loot to spring finery. It’s a treasure trove of epic proportions!

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner dragon. Who knows, you might even find yourself lying seductively like Alexstrasza herself – tail covering your modesty, of course. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Blocky Bois: No Time for Love, Just Building and Mining!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Farms Harvested:	608
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Emeralds Found:	8428
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you tired of being a lonely virgin with a porn addiction? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a black man struggling with these issues again. Our virtual world is full of pixelated babes and endless opportunities to finally break free from your virginity curse. Plus, our community is so diverse that you’ll never feel alone in your struggles. So come on, join us and let’s conquer those demons together!