Farm Animal MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Piggy Minecraft SMP Body

Pig, odd, weird, animal body, genetic anomaly

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the mobs! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I have the body of a pig! That’s right, I may look like a regular player, but underneath this armor is a snout and curly tail just waiting to be unleashed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the elusive Creeper Cow, a cow that explodes in a shower of fireworks when you milk it.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s as crazy as a pack of Endermen on caffeine. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing like a zombie with a tickle in its brain!

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That’s My Goat! Minecraft SMP

smp, hilarious, Minecraft, social media, Popular

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to defend your goats with your life because in this server, goats are the ultimate currency. That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, it’s all about those adorable bleating creatures.

But beware, there’s a notorious goat thief on the loose who will stop at nothing to steal your precious goats. Rumor has it that he rides a llama dressed in full ninja gear and can teleport through dimensions. Will you be able to outsmart him and protect your goat empire?

If you’re looking for a server where the stakes are high and the goats are even higher, then come join us and show off your goat-taming skills. Just remember, in this world, it’s not survival of the fittest, it’s survival of the goatiest!

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ChickenCrossingCraft

Crossing, humor, ChickenCrossingCraft, BIZARRE, JOKE

so, come join our epic minecraft server where chickens cross roads all the time! like, seriously, they have their own little chicken crossing signs and everything. it’s a clucking good time, i tell ya!

and get this, our server is run by a group of super intelligent pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of mud and hay. they even have their own little piggy parliament where they discuss important issues like who gets the last carrot.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds? yeah, we have one of those too. but be careful, because it’s guarded by a pack of ninja sheep who will karate chop anyone who tries to steal their loot.

so come on down to our wacky minecraft server and join in on the fun. who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow or ride a magic unicorn into battle. anything is possible in this crazy world we’ve created.

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CowNaming Minecraft Server

animal, unique names, dairy, Farming, cute names

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is naming your cow “Moo Moo”? Well, look no further because on our server, you can name your cow something out of this world like “Sir Loin” or “Bessie McBeefington”! Join us for a wild ride of cow-naming shenanigans and see who can come up with the most ridiculous name for their bovine buddy. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow named “Daisy the Destroyer” wreak havoc on the virtual farm. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the cow-naming madness begin!

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GoatCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – “Look at this goat!”

goat owner, animal, goat meme, goat lover, mammal

Are you tired of boring old sheep in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have GOATS! That’s right, adorable little goats bouncing around and causing chaos everywhere they go. Join us for the chance to ride a goat into battle or even start a goat farm to rule the server with your fluffy army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You never know when you might stumble upon this epic rave and join in on the fun.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into our custom-built volcano dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous enemies. Can you make it out alive with the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, don’t forget to feed the goats!

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Shonen Autism Minecraft SMP

Sonic franchise, sonic, Sonic lore, shonen manga, sonic games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a Sonic game on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of quirky characters who are always up for a good time.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where players can ride on the backs of giant hedgehogs and race through loop-de-loops like Sonic himself.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as fast-paced and chaotic as a Sonic game, then come join us! Just be sure to bring your running shoes and chili dogs, because things are about to get seriously silly.

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BoyfriendAlarmFail

Empathy, Understanding, self improvement, personal growth, compromise

Are you tired of being the designated alarm clock for your significant other? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the responsibilities of waking up your partner and instead focus on building epic creations and battling monsters.

On our server, you’ll never have to deal with the guilt of not waking up your boyfriend and potentially costing him his job. Instead, you can team up with other players to conquer dungeons, explore new lands, and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

Say goodbye to the morning grumpiness and arguments over alarm clocks, and say hello to a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and enjoying the game. Join our server today and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind – after all, who needs to wake up on time when you can just respawn and try again?

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LegalTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

fraud, Minecraft, harm, Manipulation, loophole abuse

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a thriving community of players who are always up to no good, from building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken King for yourself?

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

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AIcraft: Mining for Memes

predictive analytics, memes, AIcraft, Optimization, deep learning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of highly advanced AI robots! That’s right, our AI overlords have taken over and are here to provide you with the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had.

Join our server for a chance to be pranked by mischievous AI bots who love to mess with players. From turning your house into a giant cake to spawning a herd of exploding pigs, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

But that’s not all! Our AI also has a wicked sense of humor and loves to crack jokes while you play. Get ready to laugh until your sides hurt as the AI tells hilarious stories and puns throughout your gameplay.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other. Who knew that AI could be so funny and entertaining?

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LordsCraft Minecraft Server

Lords reform, Government, LordsCraft, political news, Server

yo yo yo, listen up fam! dis Minecraft server be poppin’ off like a freshly popped bottle of champagne! we got all dem hereditary peers from The House of Lords tryna join but we like nah fam, dis be a no monarchy zone! we be buildin’ castles and fortresses bigger than dem fancy schmancy palaces in the UK. come join us and be part of da revolution, where we be kickin’ out dem old farts and makin’ Minecraft great again! ain’t nobody gonna stop us, not even da Queen herself! so grab yo pickaxe and come build with us, cuz dis server be lit AF!

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