FoodieFailsMC

artificial ingredients, convenience foods, deceptive health claims, detrimental foods, empty calories, fast food, FoodieFailsMC, hidden sugars, Junk Food, misleading health foods, preservatives, processed foods, sugary snacks, unhealthy additives, unhealthy choices, unhealthy diet, unhealthy eating habits, unhealthy food choices, unhealthy foods, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy snacks

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Secret Passages Found:	3
Votes:	5995	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of eating boring old healthy foods that are supposed to make you feel good, but just end up making you feel like a sad little carrot? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we serve up only the most unhealthy, artery-clogging, heart-stopping foods that will have you feeling like a greasy burger in no time!

Forget about kale smoothies and quinoa salads, on our server, we feast on deep-fried diamond ore, lava cake with extra magma frosting, and creeper cupcakes that will literally explode in your mouth (in a good way, we promise). Our food is so unhealthy, even the zombies are trying to watch their cholesterol levels!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get to participate in our annual “Eat ‘Til You Explode” competition, where players compete to see who can eat the most enchanted golden apples before their stomachs burst (spoiler alert: it’s always the pigs).

So why waste your time on boring old healthy foods when you could be indulging in a smorgasbord of deliciously deadly delights on our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living life on the edge (of a heart attack)!

InsaneAsylumCraft

asylum seekers, discrimination, Diversity, employment, Healthcare, Immigrants, Immigration Policy, insane asylums, InsaneAsylumCraft, integration, Job Opportunities, Jobs, labor market, mental health, mental illness, Refugees, social services, society, stigma, unemployment, Workforce

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1099	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Items Found:	7771
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

come join our server, where the only requirement is that you have a history of escaping from insane asylums! we need your crazy energy to make our world even more chaotic and fun!

imagine a world where the creepers are actually your therapists, helping you work through your issues by blowing up everything in sight.

our server is like a virtual therapy session, except instead of talking about your feelings, you can just build a giant statue of a chicken to express yourself.

we have a special “crazy craft” mode where every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one minute you’re a chicken, the next you’re a cow, and then suddenly you’re a llama with a mustache.

join us for a wild ride through the twisted minds of our players, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner lunatic.

so come on down and join the madness, because let’s face it, normal is boring.

BigVanillaMC.com Vanilla Survival

ban enforcement, cheaters banned, Established 2024, Exploration, fresh world, Grief Prevention, hard difficulty, java, Land claiming, Legitimate, Minecraft, Mining, No Warps, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Secure, server spawn, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Bed System

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

This is a survival server that is vanilla outside of Grief Prevention which is used to secure your claim.

Pure Minecraft in its simplest form. This server was established in July of 2024. This is a fresh world ripe for exploration. Join early to secure land near the server spawn!

Noteworthy items: ————————

1. The server difficulty is set to hard. It is a Java server. 2. This is a legitimate survival world. All blocks are mined. 3. There are no warps. The vanilla bed system is used. 4. Cheaters/hackers are banned and their creations are removed. 5. CLAIM YOUR BUILDS (or they will get raided)

BigVanillaMC.com

Stormy Lagoon: Where Minecraft memes flow like the waterfalls! Join us now for some LOLs and great gaming!

Artmap, Auctionhouse, Canvas Creativity, Competitive mcMMO, crossplay, Custom Tags, Discord, Discord Channels, flow, Gaming, Great, Inclusive Community, Join, join messages, lagoon, Land claiming, lols, Mature Staff, memes, Minecraft, Pearlshop, PvP, Quality of Life Commands, Ranks, smp, Stormy, Thriving Economy, tiktok, Version 1.21., Waterfalls

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ores Mined:	8823
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon

Discover the ultimate survival experience at Stormy Lagoon! Running on Minecraft versions 1.21 and established on January 4th, 2020, our server offers a unique twist on gameplay. Join our tight-knit community of friendly, mature players where everyone knows each other. Enjoy our player-run and managed marketplace, fostering a dynamic economy. Experience the joy of leveling up with our custom-coded Stormy Tools, unlocking higher-than-vanilla and unique enchantments. Engage with mcMMO, featuring skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming, each with passive abilities and friendly competitive leaderboards. Take advantage of QOL features like warps, tpa, homes, and claiming to protect your builds, and even hopper filters. With an entirely non-P2W setup, everything is obtainable in-game through /voting and playing. Dive into the endless adventures and unique features that Stormy Lagoon has to offer. Join us today and set sail on your survival journey!

Server Details:

Version	1.21
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

FAQ:

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP: We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

CelebBang Minecraft Server

CelebBang, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness /b/ (yes, THAT /b/) getting into all sorts of shenanigans, like building giant statues of famous celebrities and then… well, let’s just say things get a little NSFW.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of /b/ once accidentally teleporting into the real world and ending up at a Hollywood party where they may or may not have hooked up with a famous person.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and outrageous as it gets, come join us and see what kind of madness unfolds next!

SMPSummerKoshien2024 – Day5CraftyMadness

Bracket, Broadcast song, day 5, Day5CraftyMadness, Game days, Game Replays, high school baseball, highlights, hokkaido, Japanese gods, JP VPN, MLB, NHK G, NHKe, Osaka, SMPSummerKoshien2024, Stream Links, Summer Koshien 2024, Team list, TOKYO, Tournament, twitter widget

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	541
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	460456
Dragon Eggs Found:	8710	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Hey there, are you looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as the Summer Koshien baseball tournament in Japan? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for crazy game days filled with intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. Our team list is stacked with players who are ready to dominate the virtual world. Plus, our bracket is so intense, it’ll have you on the edge of your seat.

But wait, there’s more! This tournament is about more than just Minecraft – it’s about channeling your inner Japanese god and becoming a high school baseball legend. Just like in the Summer Koshien tournament, only the strongest survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And don’t forget to whitelist on adblock, because things are about to get wild!

HusbandlessMC: Rude & Miscarrying

aita, anger, Communication, Distance, emotional, Empathy, family, Grief, health, HEARTBREAK, husband, HusbandlessMC, Loss, miscarriage, Miscarrying, Pain, Pregnancy, Rude, south america, Support, vacation

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Zombie Dances:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to distract you from real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from heartbreak? Join us and build your dream world where nothing ever goes wrong (except maybe a creeper explosion or two).

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your physical and emotional pain. Who needs a doctor when you have a diamond sword and enchanted armor, am I right?

Join us and escape to a land where your biggest worry is whether you have enough torches to light up your epic castle. And hey, if you need a shoulder to cry on, our friendly community is here for you (as long as you don’t mind them being blocky and pixelated).

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a virtual paradise where the only thing shrinking is your worries. Who needs a vacation when you can have the ultimate staycation in Minecraft? Let’s build some epic memories together!

BlockBlingCraft

adult responsibilities, Adulthood, adulthood realization, adulting, BlockBlingCraft, budgeting, cost of living, expensive, financial awareness, financial education, financial literacy, financial maturity, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial surprises, growing up, hidden expenses, money management, unexpected bills, unexpected costs

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Remember that feeling when you realized toilet paper doesn’t grow on trees? Well, imagine that but with diamonds in Minecraft! Yes, on our server, diamonds are rarer than a unicorn riding a rainbow. But fear not, because our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of diamond hunting and are willing to teach you their ways… for a price. Join us if you want to learn the secrets of the diamond trade and become the richest player in all the land! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who control the economy and will stop at nothing to protect their precious emeralds. Are you brave enough to challenge them and claim your spot as the ultimate diamond tycoon? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

CreeperControlUK

agency.., Communication, companies, crack down, crackdown, CreeperControlUK, Digital, extremism, Hate Speech, internet, online safety, Platform, Regulation, rhetoric, social media, social media companies, uk, UK agency, urge, violent, violent rhetoric

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Villages Defended:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ores Mined:	9626
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the crazy world of violent rhetoric!!! we got dragons flying around, unicorns giving out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with skeletons and creepers!!! forget about the real world drama and come build ur dream castle with ur new best friends, like steve and alex and even herobrine (if u dare). plus, our moderators are like super heroes, they’ll protect u from any meanies trying to ruin the fun. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!!!

Untied Hands [SMP] 1.20.2 – Where Towny Earth meets Economy, War, PvE and PvP, and Lite-RP! No P2W here!

1.20.2, Battles, Combat, Community, donation, Earth, Economy, gameplay, Hands, Immersive, Literp, marketplace, meets, Minecraft, mmorpg, Nations, non-p2w, ONLINE, p2w, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Towny, Trailer, Untied, War

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Feature	Description
Video Trailer	Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch Here
Explore the World	Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed.
Gameplay	Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like new swords and unique food.
Progression	Forge your path through diverse avenues: Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees for enhanced abilities. Unlock powerful components of Masterwork Armor through skill progression.
Thriving Economy	Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep.
Non-P2W Environment	All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance. Donations solely support the server without providing unfair advantages.
Epic Wars & Combat	Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by using the IP red.unitedlands.org in Minecraft.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the complete list of rules.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server takes a stand against pay-to-win schemes. All store items are cosmetic only.

Q: How can I participate in wars and combat on the server?

A: You can join wars and combat by forming or joining towns and nations, and engaging in battles with others.

Q: Can I create my own town on the server?

A: Yes, players can create their own towns and claim lands to build and develop their own communities.

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