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CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server

Asian investment, bilateral relations, CraftyKyiv, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, economic cooperation, economic development, economic growth, economic stability, financial aid, financial assistance, financial contributions, foreign investment, government funding, infrastructure projects, international aid, international support, Japan, Minecraft, monetary support, Server, trade partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Star Shards Collected:	296
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	125
Dragon Eggs Found:	3501	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

lol ukraine be ballin’ with that sweet cash flow from japan, like damn son. but guess what? our minecraft server got even more riches than that, we got diamonds for days, yo. join our server and you’ll be swimmin’ in virtual bling, like a minecraft rapper or somethin’. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of wild wolves with laser eyes. ain’t no one messin’ with our server, we the kings of the block, baby. so come on over and join the madness, you won’t regret it. #minecraftriches #diamondsfordays #laserwolves

PantsirCraft: Russian Crash Landings

Accidents, air defense, Analysis, Aviation, Confirmed, crash, Defense, international relations, investigation, involvement, Kazakhstan, Landings, Military, missile defense, News, Pantsir-S System, PantsirCraft, plane crash, Russian, SECURITY, Technology, Tragedy, Updates

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

so like, this server is like, so epic that even the Russian Pantsir-S system wants to join in on the fun! they were all like pew pew pew and then boom! they crashed in Kazakhstan but it’s all good cuz they respawned on our server and now they’re building a giant pantsir-s statue out of diamonds and emeralds. join now to witness the epicness and maybe even crash your own plane (virtually of course) and see what crazy adventures await you!

Heart Attack Halters

Attack, Halters, Heart

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	699159
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

so, like, if you want to, like, not have a heart attack, you should, like, totally join our minecraft server! we have, like, crazy amounts of physical activity, like jumping around and mining and stuff. it’s, like, proven that playing on our server can, like, cut your risk of heart attack by, like, 33 percent! so come join us and, like, save your heart while having a blast in the minecraft world!

HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, handsome, HandsomeCraft, Insecurity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Ugly, validation, Women

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, delinquent, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, Fun, general, indie, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, Slutposting, smp, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraft SMP

EgoCraft, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈

MineCraftDreamJob

AMBITION, aspirations, career goals, dream career, dream job, dream job aspirations, dream job fulfillment, dream job in life, dream profession, fulfillment, future aspirations, ideal career, ideal job, life goals, Long-term goals, MineCraftDreamJob, Passion, personal growth, professional development, success, ultimate goal

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2237
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional block stacker! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, become the ultimate block stacking champion in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you stack blocks like a pro, but you can also become a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, forget about herding sheep or cows, wrangle those pesky chickens and become the top chicken wrangler in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a professional lava diver? That’s right, dive headfirst into pools of lava and come out unscathed! Show off your lava diving skills to all your friends and become the envy of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest dreams in the most outrageous ways possible!

SanaaAirportMinecraftServer

airstrikes, airstrikes in Sanaa, civilian casualties, Conflict, global impact, Houthi leader, international news, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, political tension, regional instability, RETALIATION, Sanaa airport, SanaaAirportMinecraftServer, televised speech, violence, war zone, Yemen

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7669	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN ISRAELI STRIKES IN SANA AIRPORT! OUR HOOTY LEADER WILL GIVE A TELEVISION SPEECH WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR BLOCKY CASTLE! COME JOIN FOR A BLASTING TIME AND MAYBE EVEN SEE A REAL LIFE CREEPER EXPLOSION! #BOOM #BLOCKS #MINECRAFTFUN

PutinPraiseWars: TuskVsOrban

Attacks, Conflict Resolution, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, government officials, Hungary, international relations, leadership, news headlines, Orbán, Polish PM, Political Criticism, putin, PutinPraiseWars, Tusk, TuskVsOrban, Ukraine

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than polish pm tusk slamming hungary’s orban for praising putin during ukraine attacks. we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti. build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. who needs politics when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans on our server? join now and let the chaos begin!

Hello Sir’s Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, Behavior, British, Communication, Conversation, culture, English, English language, formal, Greeting, hello, humor, Manners, Mr Nigel Lovecock, name.., people, Polite, Realm, Sir, sirs, social norms, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Oi oi oi, mate! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you better buckle up your knickers and get ready for a wild ride! We got more craziness than a kangaroo on a pogo stick, I tell ya!

You’ll be building like a madman, mining like a dwarf on steroids, and fighting off creepers like your life depends on it! And let me tell you, the community here is more bonkers than a platypus wearing a top hat!

So if you’re ready to dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen), then come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a bloody good time!