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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 2078 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak in perfect Shakespearean English.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect the server from any griefers or trolls. These chickens are so skilled in combat that they once took down a whole army of creepers with nothing but their beaks and feathers.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us! Who needs funding from the US when you can hang out with llamas and ninja chickens all day? Let’s get crafting, baby!
