Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro

labour, Prison, Farage, drug capital, Vegetarian

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in Glasgow, where even the creepers are hooked on drugs.

Witness the epic Grenfell mark ii disaster unfold right before your eyes, as players scramble to escape the fiery wrath of the block of flats in Plaistow. Will you make it out alive or become a crispy bacon block?

Feeling rebellious? Join us and channel your inner Farage milkshake thrower as you unleash your assault skills on unsuspecting players. Just make sure you don’t end up like Victoria Thomas Bowen with a guilty plea!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the political drama of assisted dying and Labour’s budget definition, where billions of pounds hang in the balance. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the rioter who ends up shouting racist abuse in prison?

And don’t forget to catch the final season of the beloved BBC comedy that’s leaving fans devastated. It’s like watching your favorite sheep get sheared for the last time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where older drivers over 70 are banned, Jeremy Clarkson roasts woke vegetarians, and King Charles gets heckled by Indigenous senators. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

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FarageCraft Minecraft Server

uk, DROPS, Farage, Politics, CONSERVATIVE

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the craziness of the world and just, like, build stuff and mine for diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic builds u have ever seen. like, one time, this player built a giant roller coaster that went through a lava-filled dungeon and ended with a massive water slide. it was so lit, bro.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground city that some players discovered? yeah, apparently there’s a whole civilization down there with their own economy and everything. it’s like a whole new world, man.

and the best part? we have the most hilarious and friendly community ever. like, seriously, these guys are always cracking jokes and pulling pranks on each other. it’s a non-stop party, i tell ya.

so, if u wanna escape the drama of the real world and just have a blast in minecraft, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. who doesn’t love free cake, right?

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PutinCraft: Boris’s Lies & Farage’s Parrots

brexit, foreign affairs, Ukraine, PutinCraft, Government

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, imagine if boris johnson and nigel farage were minecraft characters, fighting over who gets the last porkchop in the village. it’s like a political showdown but in blocky pixel form. join us and witness the drama unfold as these two politicians battle it out in the world of minecraft. who will come out on top? who will build the biggest wall? find out on our server, where anything can happen, even boris johnson calling out farage for parroting putin’s lies. it’s a wild ride, man. come join the chaos!

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ShirtlessSituations

social norms, respect for boundaries, social etiquette, body image, Confrontation

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from awkward family gatherings like this? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about uncomfortable encounters with your wife’s friends.

On our server, you can build a virtual world where no one will ever ask you to take your shirt off (unless you want them to, of course). Our community is filled with friendly players who will never make you feel uncomfortable or cry in the bathroom.

Join now and experience the ultimate escape from real-life drama. Plus, we have a strict no-shirtless-older-ladies policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about inappropriate comments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CompostCraft: Land Saver Edition

eco-friendly, alternative burial methods, dead people, Land, Funeral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re burying is your enthusiasm? Well, look no further because on our server, we take recycling to a whole new level! Instead of wasting precious land space with cemeteries, we compost bodies to create the most fertile soil for growing crops and building epic structures. Join us and become the ultimate eco-warrior of the Minecraft world! Plus, rumor has it that the composted bodies give off special powers to those who dare to use them… But shh, that’s our little secret 😉 So come on, join our server and let’s turn death into the ultimate life hack!

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CraftyVenezFraudProof

controversy, opposition, investigation, Maria Corina Machado, Democracy

u know wat u need in ur life? u need to join dis minecraft server, cuz let me tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity. we got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens doin’ backflips, and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, i tell ya.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that can one-shot a dragon, and even a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows. yep, u heard me right, a dragon that farts rainbows.

oh, and did i mention our staff team? they’re like superheroes, but cooler. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a giant statue of ur cat or fighting off a horde of zombie villagers. they’re da real MVPs, lemme tell ya.

so what are u waitin’ for? come join dis server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those llama-pig hybrids, they can be a real handful.

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KidCraft: Double Healing Powers

growth, children, Recovery, vitality, accelerated healing

join our epic minecraft server where kids have SUPER POWERS and heal TWICE as fast as adults!! imagine being able to bounce back from a creeper explosion like it’s nothing, while the grown-ups are still crying over their lost diamonds.

not only that, but our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. build a coop, feed it some seeds, and watch as the riches pour out. who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava-filled caves and zombie-infested mineshafts. hold on tight and try not to scream too loud, the zombies don’t like noise.

so come join us on our server where kids rule, diamonds fall from the sky, and roller coasters are the only way to travel. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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XYLARS

LifeSteal, Adventure Crafting Building Warrior Combat Battlefield Parkour Challenge Adrenaline Mechanics Rivals Community Rewards Ranks Perks Features Exciting Thrilling Casual Builder, PvP, Survival, Parkour

Welcome to Xylar! Dive into the ultimate Minecraft adventure with Xylar, the server that has it all! Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a casual builder, Xylar offers something for everyone: – Survival – Craft, build, and survive in our expansive world. – PvP – Test your combat skills and dominate the battlefield. – Parkour – Challenge yourself with our thrilling parkour courses. – Lifesteal Gamemode – Experience the adrenaline rush of lifesteal mechanics and see if you can outlast your rivals. – Rewards and Ranks – Earn rewards as you play and rank up to unlock exclusive perks and features. Join us today and become part of the Xylar community! Join now!

xylar.altairmc.fun

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The Glitched SMP

Glitched SMP, Earth, LifeSteal, Plugins, Earth Map

Ever wanted a server with some cool features without 500+ players at once? Join the Glitched SMP! With the map of earth, and seasons with different effects, to claiming land, or renting out stands to buy and sell items, we have it all! Not your thing? Try out our PVP with one of our features similar to lifesteal!

theglitchedsmp.feathermc.gg

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⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️ No Rules, Just Chaos for 5 Years! 1.21 Update, No Reset Map

no currency, Straight.., no world resets, Chaos, Map

Server Information

Server IP	StraightUp.Minecraft.Best
Location	Dallas, USA

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protect.

[💻] Stable server performance.

[🌎] No world resets. Ever. Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.

[🍪] Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom. Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.

[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to put vanilla players on a fair footing and maintain server performance.

[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or econo-shit plugins that ruin the vanilla experience. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. The way Minecraft was meant to be played.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there land claims on this server?	No, land claims are not permitted on Straight Up.
Can I use /tpa or /home commands?	No, those commands are not available on this server. It is pure survival gameplay.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is permitted on Straight Up.
Are there any world resets?	No, there are no world resets on this server. The world remains constant.

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