we got pigs dat can fly, cows dat can do backflips, nd creepers dat can break dance. u ain’t gonna find dat on any other server, i swear.
nd get dis, we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want, but u gotta defeat a dragon first. it’s like a real life quest, bro.
oh, nd did i mention we got a roller coaster made entirely out of lava? yea, u heard me right. it’s da hottest ride in town.
so, if u wanna join a server where anything is possible nd u never know what crazy thing is gonna happen next, den u gotta join us. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
our community is as tight as a creeper’s grip on your diamond pickaxe. we have weekly tournaments where we battle it out in pvp arenas, winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.
we also have a secret society of players who dress up as nazis and reenact historical battles in-game. it’s like a virtual time machine, but with more explosions.
if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night, then join us. but beware, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.
COME JOIN US IN SAXONY WHERE WE PARTY WITH AfD AND BUILD THE MOST EPIC CASTLES IN ALL OF MINECRAFT. TRUST ME, YOU DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THIS WILD RIDE.
SO GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND GET READY FOR SOME CRAZY ADVENTURES. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO! π€ͺππ° #PUTINLOVERS #MINECRAFTMADNESS
build your own castle made entirely of cheese, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary derp king!! with non-stop events and challenges, you’ll never get bored on our server!!
so come on and join us now for the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!!! keir starmer would approve, we promise π
Imagine this: you and your best friend used to mine together, but then you found a diamond (or should I say, a new husband) and things got a little rocky. But fear not, because on our server, we embrace all the drama and chaos that comes with relationships in the Minecraft world.
Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden pasts, secret hookups, and scandalous affairs between players. Who knew that crafting and building could lead to such spicy situations?
So come on over to our server and let the drama unfold! Who needs boring old quests and adventures when you can have a front row seat to all the Minecraft love triangles and betrayals? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet llama that can do backflips! Plus, our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will keep you on your toes at all times.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Prost! π»ππ€ͺ
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground chicken nugget society. If you can find their hidden base, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited nuggets for life. Who knew that Minecraft could hold such delicious secrets?
So come on down to our server and feast your eyes on the most mouth-watering creations you’ve ever seen. Just be careful not to drool on your keyboard β we can’t be held responsible for any water damage caused by our delectable virtual treats.
oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. they said it was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons wearing top hats.
and guess what? our server has a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. who wouldn’t wanna join a server like that?
PLUS, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. he even gave someone a pet dragon once as a thank you for helping him find his lost diamond sword.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Feature | Details |
|---|---|
| Map size | Border at 6 Million (3 mil each way) |
| Render Distance | 10 Chunks |
| Gamemode | Hard |
| Griefing/PvP | Enabled |
| TnT/Carpet duping | Enabled |
| Netheroof | Enabled |
| Bedrock break | Enabled |
We’re a small Minecraft community that is restarting after the end of True SMP.
The Tree SMP server officially opens tomorrow (September 25) at 3PM EST, 2PM CT or 12PM PST.
IP: TreeSMP.mc.gg
Discord: https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS
Yes, griefing and PvP are enabled on the Tree SMP server.
Yes, TnT and carpet duping are enabled on the Tree SMP server.
Yes, building on the netheroof and breaking bedrock are both enabled on the Tree SMP server.
Join us and witness the epic battles of Navy SEALs fighting off creepers on mountainsides in Afghanistan. See the president laying to rest fallen players at Arlington Cemetery, who bravely gave their lives to save others in the game. And if you’re lucky, you may even get a visit from God himself, testing your devotion by asking you to sacrifice your diamond sword!
So come on and join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing crazier than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see your favorite ships in swimsuits or bunnysuits? Well, now you can with our insane skins like Belfast in a bikini maid outfit or Prinz Rupprecht in a swimsuit. And don’t forget about the crazy stories we have going on, like the Dreamy Day in Dream Park or the love hotel with Bremerton.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have upcoming events like the To Love Ru collab and Oaths for Shoukaku and Bismarck. And don’t forget to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride of fun and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else!