CraftyCreeperJewDefense
so, like, u know how elon musk is, like, out there doing his thing with tesla and spacex and all that jazz? well, turns out he gave a speech at some, like, far right party or whatever and now everyone’s freaking out about the security of jews worldwide. like, what even is that? anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for u. plus, no far right speeches allowed here, just good vibes and blocky fun. so, like, forget about all that noise and come play with us!CraftyProtesters: MuskAFDApproved
haha u ever seen so many ppl protest in minecraft?? well this server is like that but with more explosions and flying pigs. we got so many cool mods that even elon musk endorsed us, he said “this server is out of this world, just like my rockets.” join now and be part of the revolution against the far right, we’re fighting them with diamond swords and lava buckets. plus, our community is so lit, we have parties every night in the nether realm. come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!CraftyMuskGuiltFree
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit, even elon musk himself told germans to join cuz it’s so good. he was all liek “get over ur past guilt and join dis server, it’s da bomb!” and den he did a speech at a far-right AfD rally, talkin bout how dis server is da best thing since sliced bread. so, if u wanna be as cool as elon musk, u gotta join dis server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it, it’s gonna blow ur mind!CraftyGermServer: MuskApproved
so, liek, u kno wat wud b super cool? joining dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont even believe it, bro.we got pigs flyin around wit diamond armor, creepers doin the macarena, nd villagers sellin enchanted golden carrots for, like, 1 dirt block.
oh, nd did i mention dat herobrine is our pet nd he gives out free diamonds every hour? yea, dat’s right, u heard me.
join dis server nd u’ll b part of da most epic adventure of ur life, u’ll b fightin dragons wit ur bare hands nd buildin castles in da sky.
so, wat r u waitin for? come join us nd b part of dis insane minecraft world where anythin is possible. trust me, u wont regret it, bro.
MuskCraft: Far Right Fun!
so, like, u know dat guy elon musk? well, he like, totally showed up at dis german far right campaign event, but get dis, he wasn’t even invited! he just like, popped up on a video or sumthin.anyway, if u wanna be as cool as elon musk and crash parties u weren’t invited to, den u gotta join dis minecraft server. we got crazier events dan a surprise appearance from elon musk, like a pig racing competition where da winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.
plus, our staff team is made up of actual aliens from area 51, so u know u gonna have a out-of-this-world experience. join now and be part of da madness, cuz why not?
Elon’s Block Party Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this, right? elon musk, the dude who’s like, all about space and tesla and stuff, well he decided to address this german far-right rally, but get this, he did it by video link! like, what even is that? it’s like he’s in the future or something, man. so, if you wanna be part of a server that’s as out there as elon musk, then you gotta join us, like, right now. we’re all about pushing boundaries and doing things in a totally wacky way. plus, we have this secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and stuff. it’s like a real-life james bond movie, but in minecraft. so, come join us and be part of something totally insane and awesome. you won’t regret it, dude.CraftyMuskBlameWokism
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have flying pigs and dancing llamas!our server is so lit, even elon musk would want to join. we have epic battles with evil creepers and zombie chickens.
one time, steve accidentally turned into a unicorn and rode off into the sunset. it was wild, man.
join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it.
also, did we mention we have a secret underground disco party for all our players? yeah, it’s pretty awesome. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!
ÜmitCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party up in here! We got the leader of Türkiye’s far-right Victory Party, Ümit Özdağ, causin’ chaos and gettin’ arrested left and right for incitin’ hatred and hostility. But hey, that just adds to the excitement, amirite? Come join us and see what all the fuss is about! Build with us, fight with us, and maybe even get arrested with us! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear! So what are ya waitin’ for? Join now and let the madness begin!RomanianRightMC Server
so, like, u know how romanian far-right presidential dude was all like “i wanna be prez” but then the european court was like “nah fam, u aint gettin that seat”? well, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a minecraft server where u can build ur own presidential palace and rule over ur own pixelated empire, then u gotta join this server! we got crazy events like zombie apocalypses and giant chicken invasions, plus u can ride on llamas and shoot fireworks out of ur butt (not really but wouldn’t that be cool?). so come join us and leave all that political mess behind, cuz in this server, u can be king (or queen) of ur own world!
