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| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 4265 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.
IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.
