Join our server for the most epic battles between the far right and whoever else is trying to stop them. Build your own crazy fortresses and defend them against Putin’s secret agents (or maybe just some noobs with diamond swords, who knows).
Who needs boring old politics when you can have this level of insanity in Minecraft? Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about elections and world leaders. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!
we have custom plugins that turn every election race into a thrilling minigame where you have to navigate through obstacles and answer trivia questions to secure your victory.
if you join now, you’ll get a special limited edition skin of a politician riding a llama into battle, because why not?!
so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that!
we got pigs dat can fly, cows dat can do backflips, nd creepers dat can break dance. u ain’t gonna find dat on any other server, i swear.
nd get dis, we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want, but u gotta defeat a dragon first. it’s like a real life quest, bro.
oh, nd did i mention we got a roller coaster made entirely out of lava? yea, u heard me right. it’s da hottest ride in town.
so, if u wanna join a server where anything is possible nd u never know what crazy thing is gonna happen next, den u gotta join us. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the craziest parties every night. u gotta sneak in and dance with them to unlock special powers.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky and drop enchanted items for u to collect. it’s like a magical treasure hunt every day.
so, why join this server? because where else can u find a place where u can ride a dragon into battle while wearing a tutu made of emeralds? come join the madness, bro. it’s gonna be epic.
join dis server and u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves. u will find diamonds in every block u mine. creepers will run away from u in fear. u will be able to fly like a majestic eagle, soaring through the pixelated skies.
and get this, bro. if u join our server, u will automatically win every election u run in. yep, u heard me right. u will become the president of minecraft land. u will have all the power, all the diamonds, all the llamas u could ever want.
so stop wastin’ ur time on those other lame servers. join us and become the ultimate minecraft champion. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #diamondsareforever #llamalove
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots that can recite Shakespeare. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden disco room where the zombies bust out their best moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!
EkmiTV: This is an ordinary Minecraft server on which there is almost nothing yet, but soon we will add mini-games and so on there! We also have kind creators!
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Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with fire like the Dragon’s Fury! But wait, there’s more – we’ve also got an Axtinguisher that can puff and sting your enemies into oblivion! Sure, the developers may have nerfed it, but who needs logic when you’ve got insane weapons like these?
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a chicken? Or build a castle out of enchanted obsidian that shoots rainbows at intruders? The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!
Sigma SMP, only for the boys. Level 30 gyat, minimum.
Mom told me if I have over 100 players, she will buy me new PC.
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Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn and explode again!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!
So come on in, Faggots and Faggetes, and join the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
To join this server, you’ll need to go through a crazy initiation process. Post your Steam profile and prepare yourself for the most outrageous friend request you’ve ever received. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Once you’re in, it’s time to git gud. Do the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and explore the most ridiculous item builds you can find. And don’t forget to play some bot matches to truly embrace the chaos.
Need some extra help navigating this madness? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insane details. And if you’re a new player, don’t worry – we have a guide that will have you laughing and learning in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server of mayhem and become a legend in the world of Young Hag Edition!
Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who love nothing more than causing mayhem and madness wherever they go. From building giant statues of chickens to creating elaborate pranks that will leave you scratching your head, there’s never a dull moment on mi ching ching long time.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your riches? Or will you fall victim to the traps and tricks that await you?
So why wait? Join mi ching ching long time today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!