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“I Didn’t Think It Would End This Way” Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Villages Defended:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to escape the mortal realm and enter the far green country under a swift sunrise! Gandalf himself may even make an appearance to guide you on your journey. Who needs white shores when you can join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Don’t be a mortal scum like men and hobbits, join us now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

SpiceCraft SMP – 30 characters

Adventure, Characters, creativity, enjoyment, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Fun, Happiness, inspiration, joy, Life, Lifestyle, motivation, novelty, Passion, satisfaction, self improvement, smp, Spice, spice up, SpiceCraft, Variety, Zest

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Do you want to add a little spice to your blocky life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that roam the land, dispensing wisdom and cheeseburgers to those who are worthy.

So if you’re ready to add some spice to your Minecraft life, come join us on our server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for cheese!

BabyBlockBusters

BabyBlockBusters, career, change of mind, childfree, children, Decision making, empowerment, experiences, Family Planning, feminism, Lifestyle, Motherhood, Opinions, parenting, personal choice, Perspectives, reddit, reproductive rights, societal pressure, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	177	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of being told what to do with your own uterus? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic builds and incredible redstone contraptions! No more unsolicited baby advice, just pure gaming fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it has the power to change your mind about anything – even wanting kids! So come on over and let’s build a child-free utopia together!

GolanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	187	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE WHITE HOUSE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEZBOLLAH WANTS A PIECE OF THE ACTION!

IMAGINE BUILDING YOUR OWN CASTLE IN THE SKY WHILE DODGING TERRORIST ATTACKS FROM HEZBOLLAH! IT’S LIKE A REAL-LIFE VIDEO GAME, BUT WITHOUT THE DANGER…OKAY, MAYBE A LITTLE DANGER, BUT IT’S WORTH IT FOR THE THRILL!

SO COME JOIN US ON THE MOST EXCITING MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN GET A SHOUTOUT FROM THE WHITE HOUSE FOR YOUR MAD BUILDING SKILLS! LET’S GOOOOO!

CraftyUndercutters

#covert operations, CraftyUndercutters, cybersecurity threats, democratic process, disinformation campaigns, election interference, foreign influence, foreign meddling, information warfare, intelligence agencies, international relations, iran, national security, political manipulation, political sabotage, Presidential election, propaganda tactics, russia, strategic manipulation, Trump Campaign, U.S. officials

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8889	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	4045
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

So like, this server is like the ultimate battleground between Iran and Russia, but in Minecraft form. Iran is all like, “we gonna take down Trump campaign” and Russia is like, “nah, we gonna do the opposite.” It’s like a political showdown but with blocks and creepers. Join this server if you wanna see some crazy international drama unfold in the most unexpected way possible. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see Trump campaign getting taken down by a bunch of Minecraft players? It’s gonna be epic, bro. Join now and be part of the chaos!

Measles Mayhem Minecraft

columbia university, disease outbreak, Epidemic, global health, global trends, Healthcare, immunization, infectious diseases, low-resourced countries, MAYHEM, Measles, measles cases, Minecraft, preventable diseases, public health, socioeconomic factors, study, Surge, vaccination, vaccination rates, vaccine reluctance, wealthier nations

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even the measles are tryna get in on the action! Our server is so poppin’ that even Columbia University did a study on it, talkin’ ’bout how our player count be surgin’ like 140% in just a few years!

We got players from all over the world, even from them low-resourced countries where they ain’t got time for vaccines. And don’t even get me started on them wealthy nations, they be too busy tryna dodge shots in-game to get their shots IRL.

So come join us on this wild ride, where even the measles can’t resist the fun! Who needs vaccines when you got our server to keep you entertained? Let’s get this party started, y’all!

SoullessCraft Minecraft Server

copycat games, generic storylines, lack of challenge, lack of creativity, lack of emotion, lack of immersion, lack of innovation, lack of originality, lack of passion, microtransactions, Minecraft, modern video games, repetitive gameplay, Server, shallow characters, soul-crushing, soulless, soulless game design, soulless game mechanics, soulless gaming experience, soulless gaming industry, SoullessCraft, uninspired

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3889	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Crops Grown:	4352
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Tired of boring, soulless video games that leave you feeling empty inside? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing skeletons, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a virtual burger joint where you can chow down on pixelated patties while fending off hungry zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing (and slightly dangerous) spa experience.

So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you can join our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!

“DustyJudy the SMP Queen” – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	408
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unravel the mystery of Judy, the most elusive and mysterious player to ever grace our server. Rumor has it she was a master prankster who could turn your house into a giant potato with just a flick of her wand.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic and ridiculous builds you’ll ever see. From a giant toilet castle to a rollercoaster made entirely out of slime blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why should you join? Well, besides the fact that we have the best community of players who are always up for a laugh, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that grants wishes (or just steals your diamonds, but hey, it’s all part of the fun).

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky adventure as we try to uncover the truth behind Judy and create the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft world ever seen!

SibSquadSillies

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your sister-in-law’s baby naming obsession? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will leave you questioning reality.

Imagine a world where your name is constantly under attack, just like poor Meadow and her siblings. But fear not, on this server, you can create a new identity and leave behind the drama of bad baby names.

SIL may have her opinions, but on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without judgment. Build your dream world, make new friends, and leave the baby name drama behind.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where the only thing you’ll be naming is your next epic build. Who needs baby names when you have blocky masterpieces to create? See you in the game!

CelebSurvivalCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you ready to survive epic adventures and brush with death like a true celebrity? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can test your luck and skills in the most outrageous ways possible!

We have had famous Minecraft players like Steve and Herobrine survive near-death experiences while battling giant creepers and dodging lava pits. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become a legendary survivor like them!

From epic PvP battles to insane parkour challenges, our server will keep you on the edge of your seat and laughing until you cry. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the next celebrity to survive the craziest Minecraft server around!

LobsterCraft: French Budget Blunder

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we be livin’ like kings and queens! i’m talkin’ lobster dinners worth €500K, like what even is that?! the French presidency be shakin’ in their boots cuz we be ballin’ so hard. come join us and live like royalty, buildin’ castles and eatin’ lobster every night. ain’t no budget holdin’ us back, we be livin’ the high life in this server. come on, what u waitin’ for? join us and be part of the madness!