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ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

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Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

MineCraze Server: “Sick from mining too much!”

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Well, forget calling out of work for a boring reason like being sick or having a family emergency. Join our Minecraft server and call out of work because you got lost in a virtual jungle and can’t find your way back to your computer! Or maybe you’re too busy building a giant statue of a chicken that’s attacking a village of pigs. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server! So come join us and make up the most outrageous excuses for calling out of work – your boss won’t know what hit them!

FenceGate: The HOA Chronicles

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a neighborly experience like no other, where you never know when a dump truck full of gravel might show up in your front yard.

Our server features epic pool-building adventures, fence disputes that will make your head spin, and elusive neighbors who are masters of the art of ghosting. Will you be the hero who reaches out to the HOA and city first, or will you risk the wrath of your mysterious neighbors by taking matters into your own hands?

With surprises around every corner and drama that rivals a soap opera, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of suburban living in Minecraft!

CraftyChicksOnly

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Are you tired of other players on Minecraft servers constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your creations? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy that even the creepers abide by!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on saddles made of gold, the chickens lay diamond eggs, and the zombies break out in dance battles instead of attacking you.

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlimited emeralds, but only those who can master the art of llama whispering can gain access.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to fit all your loot into your inventory!

HezboSmashCraft

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SARS-CoV-2 Memory Quest

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LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where ur memory and brain power will get a total makeover! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride, folks!

Join us for the SARS-CoV-2 human challenge study, where you’ll be testin’ your memory and cognition skills like never before. Forget about school or work, this is where the real brain power is at!

Our players have reported seein’ unicorns and talkin’ chickens after spendin’ just a few hours on our server. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you do, then we can’t help ya)!

Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

NoSmokeNoProbsMC

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Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!

Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.

Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?

CraftyGirlz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

Our server is so amazing that the prettiest girl name in the world is actually the server name itself. That’s right, we’re so fabulous that even the universe agrees. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and wonder, come join us and bask in the glory of our majestic Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly through the sky on a magical carpet. Plus, every time you log on, a chorus of angels will sing your name and shower you with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

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So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Magic Items Found:	1285	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3894
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crops Grown:	3772

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Items Found:	1868	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
New Chunks Explored:	723281	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	62

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Farms Harvested:	387
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Towns Built:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9105

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	91
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	3656
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Meteorites Collected:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2788
Alien Abductions:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

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