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ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ores Mined:	1077	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

MineCraze Server: “Sick from mining too much!”

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	7797	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Alien Abductions:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Well, forget calling out of work for a boring reason like being sick or having a family emergency. Join our Minecraft server and call out of work because you got lost in a virtual jungle and can’t find your way back to your computer! Or maybe you’re too busy building a giant statue of a chicken that’s attacking a village of pigs. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server! So come join us and make up the most outrageous excuses for calling out of work – your boss won’t know what hit them!

AustinSMPTheory – The Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mines Excavated:	4852	Emeralds Found:	1960
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like the Austin Theory of your personal life – completely unpredictable and always keeping you on your toes!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild llamas while trying to mine diamonds, or if you’re up for the challenge of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.

So come on, don’t be a square like a block of dirt – join our server and let the craziness begin!

NoBedSharingAllowed

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Crops Grown:	7337
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all disputes with rock paper scissors! Join us for epic battles of RPS to determine who gets the best loot, the coolest skins, and even the comfiest beds in our virtual world.

Just like in the real world, sometimes things get heated over who gets the twin bed or the queen bed. But fear not, on our server, we have a fair and fun way to decide – rock paper scissors! No more arguments or tears, just good old-fashioned hand games to determine your fate.

Join us and witness the drama unfold as players battle it out for the best spots in our virtual realm. Will you be the champion of RPS and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you be left crying to your friends about how unfair it all is? The choice is yours on our wild and wacky Minecraft server – where rock paper scissors reigns supreme!

CraftyBrits vs RussianMods

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian forces are using british weapons to battle it out in russia! why? because we like to keep things spicy and unpredictable! watch as the ukrainian soldiers ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords, while the russians try to defend themselves with exploding potatoes! it’s a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, so grab your pickaxe and join the chaos today!

MetaCognitiveMess

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Potions Brewed:	54	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Emeralds Found:	6507	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. JOIN IF U WANNA SEE CONSERVATIVES TRYNA FIGURE OUT HOW TO BUILD A WALL AROUND THEIR BELIEFS. WATCH AS THEY STRUGGLE TO ACCEPT NEW INFO LIKE A NOOB TRYNA FIGHT A ZOMBIE WITH A FLOWER. COME FOR THE LOLZ, STAY FOR THE MIND-BLOWING DISCOVERIES. #BLOCKSOFTRUTH #CREEPINGCONSERVATIVES

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	122

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Armed Highmates Edition! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons.

First of all, we have a DLC that is so worth it, it will make your head spin. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – totally epic. And don’t even get me started on the Book. It’s not just any book, it’s a meme book that will have you laughing for days.

Now, Dwarf Fortress may not be welcome here, but who needs it when you have Performance Fish and Rocketman mods? These mods will make your Minecraft experience out of this world.

And if you’re new and wondering what mods to get, just check out our pastebin for a list of must-have mods. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

So come join our server, where the adventures are wild and the laughs are endless. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a unicorn while battling a dragon. It’s all possible on our server!

The KaneCraft SMP Show

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3680
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Void Armor Forged:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than kanebros! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground dance club where the zombies are the DJs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Bacon Tree, where the leaves are made of crispy bacon strips.

So why join kanebros? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind, just like how you wish you could leave your brother’s wife behind on her never-ending errands!

On our server, you won’t have to wait around for hours for someone to show up, only to have to change your plans last minute. Nope, here you can make plans and actually stick to them without any annoying delays!

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience, join our server and let the fun begin! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even find a virtual park with dog-friendly swimming areas – something you definitely won’t find in real life!

So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

BlockyBanquet

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Alien Abductions:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about that impending doom! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret recipe for the best virtual steak you’ll ever taste. Who needs a last meal on death row when you can feast on the insanity of our server instead? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing all the way to the end!

KurskCraft: Prisoner Swap Edition

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8002	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are trading prisoners in a wild exchange! but wait, there’s more – the kursk submarine has somehow made its way into the game and is causing chaos underwater! join us for this insane adventure where you can navigate through the depths of the ocean while dodging russian and ukrainian prisoners trying to escape! who will come out on top in this crazy exchange? join now to find out!

CraftyConsciousness

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6916
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. it’s like a party in yo computer screen, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we got secret dungeons with treasure chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon egg. ain’t no other server got dat.

oh, and did i mention we got a pet zombie named Bob? he’s like, da coolest zombie u ever met. he’ll follow u around and protect u from all dem pesky skeletons and zombies. plus, he’s got mad dance moves.

so, why should u join dis server? well, cuz we got da best community around. we all like family here, crackin jokes, building epic castles, and exploring da vast world of minecraft together. so come on, what u waitin for? join us now and let’s have some crazy fun together!