We got creepers that twerk, villagers that dab, and Ender Dragons that breakdance.
You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, especially when you see Steve and Alex doing the Macarena.
Don’t miss out on the chance to build the most epic pixelated castle while listening to parrots sing Despacito.
Join now and leave your vtuber fap shame in the past!
We got blocks that’ll make your dick harder than diamonds!
Join us and build a world where you can fap all day long without any interruptions!
Who needs real life when you can have endless fun in our pixelated paradise?
Trust me, once you start playing, you won’t even remember what fapping is!
I’m talking giant statues of anime girls, floating castles made of cheese, and roller coasters that go through lava pits and unicorn forests.
And get this, the players on this server are like a bunch of crazy geniuses who will blow your mind with their epic creations.
So, if you wanna escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of pure imagination, then join this server ASAP! Plus, the last anime girl you fapped to will probably be there too, just sayin’.
Join us if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sexuality in the best way possible. Are you straight? Are you bi? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll be having a blast on our server while you figure it out.
So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will have you fapping to Minecraft videos for months to come. Trust us, it’s worth it.
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where no fap/no nut November is taken to the extreme. We’re talking about players who are so pent up that they’ll do anything to release that built-up tension, including building giant statues of wamen and holding impregnation ceremonies in public squares.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of players who believe that the key to unlocking the true power of Minecraft lies in abstaining from all forms of pleasure. Will you join them in their quest for ultimate enlightenment, or will you be tempted by the siren call of the wamen?
So come on down to our server and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just be prepared for the wild ride that awaits you!
Join us if you want to fap to the most epic builds and creations you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Our players have taken building to a whole new level, with structures so magnificent they’ll make you forget all about traditional porn.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Fap Olympics”, where players compete in building challenges that will test your creativity and speed like never before. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to show off your fapping skills in this epic competition.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and experience a whole new world of fapping fun!
Mystical Craft is a up and coming vanilla Minecraft SMP with grief protection, claims, vienminer and more! Coming soon!!
Whitelisted for now 🙂
mysticalcraftsmp.mc.gg:25624
hack3.liovimc.ru
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.
Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.
So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!
Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while getting a virtual haircut at the same time! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a rare block that can transform your character’s hair into a fabulous rainbow color.
And don’t worry, we won’t force you to go bald unless you specifically ask for it. Unlike some parents out there, we believe in letting our players express themselves freely in the world of Minecraft. So come join us for a fun and hair-raising adventure like no other!
Join us if you want to see players get banished to the Nether for griefing, forced to mine obsidian with their bare hands for stealing, or even sentenced to a life of farming carrots for building ugly structures.
But don’t worry, not all crimes are treated equally on our server. Forget about getting a slap on the wrist for stealing a few blocks of wood, here you might just get a pat on the back and a free diamond sword for your efforts.
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server where the crimes are wild and the punishments are even wilder. Who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of the server for pulling off the most epic heist of all time!
