Fap Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Whispering Woods 1.20.5

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Endless Night Skies:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	421	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Towns Built:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you can build the most epic bases to hide your fapping noises from your mom! She won’t hear a thing when you’re mining for diamonds or battling creepers. It’s like a secret fap fortress, but with blocks and stuff. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and keep your fapping game strong!

Ethereal Vibe Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, adult content, Anime, confession, EMBARRASSING, Ethereal, FANTASY, Fap, fetish, guilty pleasure, hidden desire, internet, NSFW, ONLINE, Realms, secret, shameful, taboo, VIBE, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8751
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Bro, forget about that embarrassing moment and join our Minecraft server instead!

We got creepers that twerk, villagers that dab, and Ender Dragons that breakdance.

You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, especially when you see Steve and Alex doing the Macarena.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build the most epic pixelated castle while listening to parrots sing Despacito.

Join now and leave your vtuber fap shame in the past!

Epic Fap Quest 1.20.4

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	6781	Players Killed by Monsters:	4391
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Void Armor Forged:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, bro, forget about fapping, come join this Minecraft server!

We got blocks that’ll make your dick harder than diamonds!

Join us and build a world where you can fap all day long without any interruptions!

Who needs real life when you can have endless fun in our pixelated paradise?

Trust me, once you start playing, you won’t even remember what fapping is!

Divine Quests 1.20.5

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	208
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and regret everything? Join our server where we dedicate our lives to flooding OnlyFans with pics of Jesus and Religious Icons! We’re on a mission to take down the evil forces of OF and fight against the slavery masked under freedom to fap to meat! We will cause a civil war with holy crusaders and simps, so join us and be part of the chaos! WE ARE LEGION, EXPECT US!

Ethereal Anime Haven 1.21.1

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Bro, forget about that for a sec and listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of pixelated wonders where you can build whatever the heck you want!

I’m talking giant statues of anime girls, floating castles made of cheese, and roller coasters that go through lava pits and unicorn forests.

And get this, the players on this server are like a bunch of crazy geniuses who will blow your mind with their epic creations.

So, if you wanna escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of pure imagination, then join this server ASAP! Plus, the last anime girl you fapped to will probably be there too, just sayin’.

BenjiKrol Fap Sessions Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Buildings Constructed:	14	Crops Grown:	4301
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a strict “no shirt, no service” policy inspired by Benjikrol himself, so get ready to show off those abs while you mine and craft your way to victory.

Join us if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sexuality in the best way possible. Are you straight? Are you bi? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll be having a blast on our server while you figure it out.

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will have you fapping to Minecraft videos for months to come. Trust us, it’s worth it.

No Fap Minecraft SMP Nut November

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Emeralds Found:	9476	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some wild and crazy adventures!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where no fap/no nut November is taken to the extreme. We’re talking about players who are so pent up that they’ll do anything to release that built-up tension, including building giant statues of wamen and holding impregnation ceremonies in public squares.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of players who believe that the key to unlocking the true power of Minecraft lies in abstaining from all forms of pleasure. Will you join them in their quest for ultimate enlightenment, or will you be tempted by the siren call of the wamen?

So come on down to our server and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just be prepared for the wild ride that awaits you!

No Fap November Minecraft Server

ABSTINENCE, addiction, challenge, Commitment, Count, discipline, Fap, habits, LOSING, mental strength, Minecraft, motivation, No Fap November, November, perseverance, personal growth, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, Server, success, temptation, Willpower

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t test your willpower? Look no further, because our server is so addicting, it’ll make you question if you’ve lost No Fap November just by logging on! With epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with the game as you are, you’ll never want to log off. Join us and see if you have what it takes to resist the temptation of our awesome server – but be warned, once you start, you may never be able to stop!

FapCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Alternative, erotic literature, Erotica, fantasies, fantasy scenarios, Fap, FapCraft, imagination, intimate moments, Masturbation, Minecraft, non-pornographic stimuli, personal satisfaction, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self-exploration, sensual images, Server, sexual desires, sexual release, solo play

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Potions Brewed:	48	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	166	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring landscapes and basic gameplay? Look no further, because our server offers a whole new level of excitement!

Join us if you want to fap to the most epic builds and creations you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Our players have taken building to a whole new level, with structures so magnificent they’ll make you forget all about traditional porn.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Fap Olympics”, where players compete in building challenges that will test your creativity and speed like never before. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to show off your fapping skills in this epic competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and experience a whole new world of fapping fun!

LynnCraft Server: Digging & Building Fun!

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5786	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet our beautiful elf-like Irish singer and model! Not only can you listen to her angelic singing while you mine for diamonds, but you can also fap to her stunning body in-game. Who needs real-life when you have a virtual goddess to worship? Plus, rumor has it she can summon rainbows and unicorns with her voice. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game with a true legend.

ChildhoodTraumaCraft

childhood memories, childhood trauma, ChildhoodTraumaCraft, confronting the past, coping mechanisms, emotional growth, emotional resilience., facing the truth, Healing Process, inner child work, mental health, moving forward, overcoming challenges, past experiences, personal development, psychological impact, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Void Gems Collected:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Remember that time you accidentally set your neighbor’s house on fire in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction as we embrace the mayhem and madness of Minecraft like never before.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a dispenser? Well, on our server, that’s just a casual afternoon activity. We encourage creativity, absurdity, and a complete disregard for safety regulations. Who needs rules when you have unlimited TNT at your disposal?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. Welcome to the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Crafty Kiingi’s Realm: Kuini’s Coronation

ceremony, coronation, Crafty, heritage, Indigenous Leadership, Kiingi Tuheitia, Kiingis, Kuini Nga wai hono i te po, Kuinis, Maori Culture, Māori monarch, Māori Queen, Maori royalty, new zealand, Realm, royal family, Succession, Te Ao Māori, tradition, tribal leader, Tuheitia Paki, whanau

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9000	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300

yo yo yo, u gotta check out dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got da new Māori Queen up in here! her name be Kuini Nga wai hono i te po, she only 27 but she takin over as da Māori monarch, followin in her daddy’s footsteps Kiingi Tuheitia. u know dis server be poppin off with royalty like dat, so come join us and bow down to da queen! build ya own palace fit for a queen, or go on epic quests to prove ya loyalty to da royal fam. ain’t no server like dis one, so get ur butt in here and start kissin da ring!

Transparent Mouse Skin: The Dye Experiment

biology, Breakthrough, common, Dye, Experiment, Fluorescence, food dye, innovation, Living, medical imaging, Mice, microscopy, Mouse, Organs, research, scientific discovery, scientists, skin, Technology, tissues, Transparent, Visualization

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Crops Grown:	2995	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7484
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE MAKE UR SKIN TRANSPARENT LIKE LIVING MICE WIT FOOD DYE! U CAN BE SEE-THRU LIKE A GHOST BUT STILL BE ALIVE AND BUILDIN’ IN DA BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR DA WILDEST EXPERIENCE OF UR LIFE, U WON’T REGRET IT! #TRANSPARENTSKIN #FOODDYEFUN #MINECRAFTMADNESS

What is the IP for Asmongold Clips Minecraft Server?

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	260	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Asmongold Clips is a popular Twitch streamer who is known for his entertaining and humorous gaming content. With a focus on World of Warcraft and other popular titles, Asmongold Clips has gained a large following for his skillful gameplay and engaging personality. His clips are widely shared and enjoyed by fans across various social media platforms.

The Infested Kingdom

Adventure, Appearance, Bosses, customize, Dungeons, Economy, epic adventure, Forge Alliances, INCLUSIVE, level up, Maps, marketplace, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmorpg, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Villages Defended:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	4868

Explore “The Infested Kingdom” for a thrilling MMORPG adventure! Delve into mysterious dungeons, challenge fearsome bosses, and experience captivating quests. Explore dynamic maps, level up, and forge alliances. Discover a unique marketplace, customize your appearance, and enjoy an inclusive experience. Join us for an epic adventure!

91.197.6.201:25625

Making Vanilla Great Again! ClassicMC Survival Server 1.21+ Java Edition – Apply for Whitelist!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Star Shards Collected:	212	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23

ClassicMC (SMP) {Vanilla} Server Overview:

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Whitelisted	Yes
Memory	24GB
Server Version	1.21.1 Paper

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the google doc in the #server-application channel on our Discord server and we will review your application.
Are there any age restrictions?	We are looking for mature members, so there is no specific age restriction but maturity is important.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, you can invite your friends once you are whitelisted on the server.
Are mods or plugins allowed on the server?	No, the server is vanilla with some quality of life additions.

EscapeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Farms Harvested:	274	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else!

Join us and you’ll witness the legendary tale of Steve, who somehow managed to tame a pack of wild creepers and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Yes, you read that right – creepers as mounts. It’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and chicken nuggets. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP quite like this before.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us and see for yourself how we’ve managed to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the world of blocky adventures. Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring some extra armor for those creeper rides!

Cute girls make me want to die so much Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of cute girls making you want to die? Do you feel like you’ll never get a lunch date or even a simple interaction with them? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Cute Girls Allowed” policy! That’s right, you can game in peace without the distraction of their smiles and charm.

Join our server and be surrounded by a community of guys who understand the struggle of wanting to hug a girl so bad but feeling unworthy. Together, we can build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and conquer the Ender Dragon without the pesky distraction of cute girls ruining our vibe.

So come on, join us and leave your girl troubles behind. Who needs them when you have a whole SMP of bros to game with? Let’s show those cute girls what they’re missing out on!

Showdown: The Decline

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Remember that one TV show that started off strong but went downhill faster than a pig on a water slide? Yeah, that show was like joining a Minecraft server with no diamonds in sight. But fear not, because our server is the complete opposite!

Join our server and experience a rollercoaster of excitement that never goes off the rails. We’ve got more surprises than a creeper in a birthday cake factory and more fun than a pig riding a minecart.

Forget about those other servers that are as boring as watching grass grow in the game. Our server is like a diamond in the rough, shining bright with endless possibilities. So come on over and see why everyone is saying our server is the best thing since enchanted golden apples!

CraftyArgPovertyMC Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

lol imagine living in a place where more than half the peeps are broke af. not on our minecraft server tho! we got diamonds for days, yo! join us and leave ur poor life behind. we even got a secret underground society where we trade emeralds for enchanted golden apples. plus, our admin once fought a dragon with a wooden sword and won. true story bro. so come on over and leave the poverty line in the dust.