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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 8293 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, building a majestic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly a wild llama appears and starts spitting at you. What the actual fudge, right? But that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft SMP, where llamas are the ultimate pranksters and creepers have taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night. And let’s not forget about the infamous Chicken Mafia that rules the server with an iron beak. Trust me, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve been chased by a gang of poultry thugs demanding protection money in seeds.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns, then look no further. Join our SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (along with a few unfortunate blocks in your builds). Just be sure to watch out for those llamas – they’re real jerks.
