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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 3483 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Join us and experience the wonders of Bongland, where the trees are made of giant bongs and the rivers flow with Mountain Dew. Or if you’re feeling adventurous, you can create your own custom world where you can build a house in the shape of your own… well, you get the idea.
But that’s not all! We have special events like the annual Cow Tipping Competition, where players compete to see who can tip the most cows in the shortest amount of time. And don’t forget about our legendary TNT Olympics, where players compete in explosive events like the Creeper High Jump and the Ender Dragon Egg Toss.
So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and choose between Bongland or your own… well, you know.
