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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 4619 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 12 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1760 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
Animals Bred: | 149 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
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But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.