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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1167 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 139 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
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