CubeKrowd Minecraft Server
CubeKrowd is a super cool Minecraft Community with lots of fun stuff like MissileWars, SkyBlock, and Creative. The server is a mix of JL2579’s old fanserver and CubeHamsters old fanserver, now all together in one big community. More players, more friends, more fun! Servers they have include:
Join the fun at CubeKrowd and make some new Minecraft buddies!
play.cubekrowd.net
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We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Thereās really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD HERE! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. š Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel.
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PC Only. We are based in Java Edition
As the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.
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Disclaimer:We change the theme for the server every season. We have done full vanilla SMP and almost entirely modded. This lets each season be a new and interesting setting to play, and to have fun with friends. This season we are doing Races, Custom Generation, and a mild continuation of the previous Season’s lore. We have an amazing spawn area this season as the theme is The Garden. We currently have custom made plants and food recipes to go along with the Custom Gen biomes alongside the vanilla biomes.
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UnderRealming.minecraft.best
Welcome to a Minecraft realm that floats in the shadows between dimensions! Here, you can experience the unexplainable void of joy, fear, and existential dread. This is the server where your sanity will either blossom like a withered flower or dissolve like salt in the ocean of tears! You’ll be questioning reality, your purpose, and possibly even your taste in blocky gamesāthis is NOT your grandma’s Minecraft server, unless your grandma is a hyper-dimensional being trapped in a cube. Join us, or your left sock will never be found!
| Feature | What It Actually Is |
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| Infinite Lava Rivers | Guaranteed to flood your dreams with memories of childhood traumas! |
| Quantum Creepers | They show up 3 minutes before you log in, just to mess with your sanity! |
| Auto-Craft Oppression | Your items will craft themselves, but you will lose all human connection. š |
| Zombie Democracy | Your opinions will matterājust not to the zombies in charge! š§āāļø |
| NPC Therapy Sessions | Talking to villagers has never been more complicated. They always know your fears! |
| Memory Fragments | Collect pieces of a past you never had for extra confusion! |
Q: Is this server fun?A: Fun is subjective! Is a tire fire fun? Maybe. Or maybe it’s just a tire fire. Don’t forget the existential dread!
Q: How do I join?A: Joining is easy! Just close your eyes and whisper the name of the server three times into a mirror. Or donāt. Who knows what might happen?
Q: Can I play with friends?A: Friends are a social construct! You might not even exist! Why would you need friends in an infinite void of blocky madness?
“Ive come to the conclusion that pretty much every Hololive graduation… is due to the talents getting burnt out on streaming…”āSomeone, Somewhere, in a parallel universe.
“are either capable of still streaming in conjunction with other activities…”āThe truth, but twisted by cosmic spaghetti monsters.
šš Welcome to the most SICKLE (that’s sick + tickle, get it?) Minecraft SMP youāll ever not want to miss, fam! Listen up, Iām about to drop some digital wisdom bombs on ya šš£
Creeper Rodeos š¤ š£: Picture this: We have actual creeper rodeos where you can ride them as they blow up! Who needs buckinā broncos when you got BOOMIN’ GREEN MEN? š„³ I mean, nothing screams ārealistic cowboy simulationā like getting blown to bits while doing the moonwalk on a pixelated desert, amirite?!
Lava Llamas š¦š„: Did you hear about the llama that fell into a lava pit? It came out with a flaming attitude! Join us and you can BECOME that llama; Iām talking full-on body transformation. Youāll just be a roasted marshmallow with legs, walking around haunting people in the most epic way possible!
Ender Dragon Karaoke Nights š¤š: Every Thursday, we summon this giant dragon for a little karaoke jam, and lemme tell ya, it has the vocal range of a banshee getting run over by a train! You can belt out "Sweet Caroline" while dodging fireballs! Multi-tasking at its finest, my dudes!
Identity Crisis Centers š ļøš¤·āāļø: Here, youāll encounter NPCs that canāt decide if theyāre villagers or, like, a sentient fish with dreams of becoming a CEO. Theyāll give you quests like āFind my long-lost pickle jarā and youāre just left wondering if youāre playing Minecraft or binging a surreal sitcom. š¤ Whoās really the crazy one here?
Pig Breeding Championships šš: Have you ever seen a pig doing yoga? Neither have weā¦ but boy oh boy is it our community goal! Every Sunday, weāre hosting āPig Olympicsā where you can train your to go from fat-fry to flexi-pig while competing for a medal made entirely of bacon. Gamers really do just wanna have fun!
Super Secret Stranger Danger š±š: No one will protect you in this world, except maybe an army of zombie squids who will aggressively dance to 80s synth music while saying āYouāre safe?ā with eerie intensity. Whether they protect or attack? You’ll have to join to find out!
If youāre not at least LOLing by now, then I dunno, you probably just got your account hacked by a 10-year-old in a Steve skin. So, jump on in and join a community where EVERYONE is kinda sorta partially insane, and also sorta kinda definitely trapped in the friend-zone with a glowstone block. Click that join button, or else weāll send the llama after you! š¦š„āØ
Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server where the blocky landscapes are filled with questionable life choices and epic adventures that could rival your favorite sitcom! Are you over 25 and desperately seeking relationship advice? Well, grab your diamond pickaxe and put on your enchanted armor, because hereās why joining our server will make your love life more thrilling than a Creeper on a rollercoaster!
Love in the Time of Lava: Ever had a crush who didnāt know you existed? Well, on our server, crushes are like Endermenāmysterious and often teleporting away just when you try to look cool! Join our community to share your stories or swap advice while dodging lava falls! Who knows, the next proposition you make could lead to a lovely twin-tunnel date!
Romantic Raids: Forget your regular date nights! On our server, we host epic raids where you can team up with your crush to battle hordes of zombies and skeletons! Exciting, romantic, and totally not dangerousāwhat better way to bond than over the shared panic of a Spawner explosion? Nothing says āI love youā like covering your date’s back while they explode mobs with a well-placed TNT!
The Great Build of Heart: Have relationship issues? Channel that energy into building the most extravagant pixel heart anyone has ever seen! Imagine the accolades! āYou built a whole spectacular heart-shaped castle? No way!ā And who knows, after spending hours laboring over those blocks, your crush might find you adorableāinstead of just the crazy person talking to a sheep!
Counseling via Creepers: Need to vent? Join our counseling sessions held right smack in the middle of a Creeper-infested forest! Because whatās more cathartic than discussing your heartaches while on the edge of exploding? Nothing says ādeep conversationā quite like dodging creepers while hoping for a fairy-tale ending!
Dungeons of Despair: Feeling lonely? Explore the infamous Dungeons of Despair together as a couple. Get lost and realize that nothing is more romantic than being stuck in dark, torch-lit caves while fending off ravenous monsters. Plus, thereās a legendary treasure at the end that might or might not be a "love potion"! Spoiler: itās just a splash potion of weakness.
So whatāre you waiting for, lonely blocky soul? Join us and letās build bridges where hearts can soar! Because at this server, relationships are crafted with as much care as your finest diamond armor ā and as unpredictable as the next lightning storm!