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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 7814 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 376 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
Towns Built: | 10 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground base where we worship a giant chicken named Cluckington.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all the dirt blocks into chocolate cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether! Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the lava pit.