We got more seasons than that anime you’ve been waiting on for 17 years.
We got so many spinoffs, you’ll lose count faster than you can say “creeper”.
If you started playing on our server when you were 23, you’ll still be having a blast when you hit 40.
Don’t waste time waiting for the next season, come join us and create your own epic adventure!
We have pixelated adventures that will make you forget all about your missing content!
Build your own world and create your own story with us!
Who needs season 2 when you can have unlimited seasons in Minecraft?!
Come join us and never look back at your old show again!
And get this, this server collabs with EVERYONE, even your grandma! They climbed to Master rank in Street Fighter 6 in just over 2 months with ZERO experience – talk about skills, amirite? Plus, they had the most LIT graduation live with ALL the hololive members present, making history, bro.
Members from NIJISANJI, VSPO, and NORIPRO were crying and showering them with love – now that’s some dedication. And don’t even get me started on the UNLIMITED autographs they’re signing for their fans, like who does that? Only the LEGENDARY Yuuki Sakuna, that’s who.
So, if you want to join a Minecraft server that’s as dedicated and hardworking as Minato Aqua, then this is the place for you. Don’t be a lazy ENwhore, come join the fun and experience the greatness for yourself. See you there, bros!
But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant statue of a llama riding a roller coaster made out of TNT, it’s so ridiculous but also kinda awesome. And the best part is, we have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance battles to see who’s the best dancer on the server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s just pure chaos and fun, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free cookies for all new members, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!