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EffortlessCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Runes Activated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4123	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Trudeau’s MineCraft Server: No Temporary Workers!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1809	Gods Slained:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

so, like, have you heard about this totally rad minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join because trudeau said so. he’s all like, “yo, we need more players on this server, so let’s reduce the temporary foreign workers and bring in more peeps from other servers.” it’s gonna be lit, fam.

and get this, there’s gonna be all kinds of crazy immigration changes coming to the server. like, you’ll have to pass a parkour course to get in or something. it’s gonna be wild, man. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trudeau approved, baby!

PianoCraftWarrior

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Void Armor Forged:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Russian pianists are jailed for being too anti-war. Crazy, right? But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden dungeons where you can find rare loot and secret treasures. And don’t even get me started on the pet penguins you can ride into battle. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyMcLifeUpgrade

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4942
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Farms Harvested:	194	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the pigs fly with jetpacks. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can teleport you to different dimensions. we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, just for funsies.

the richest player on our server is a talking cow who owns a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. but don’t worry, we have a support group for players who are jealous of his wealth.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.

ChunkyCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Can Lose Weight!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	New Chunks Explored:	787796
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we give out anti-obesity drugs to players with high body mass index! we estimate 1 in 7 players may qualify for this crazy offer, that’s like 3.6 million potential drug takers! imagine mining for diamonds while on semaglutide, you’ll be unstoppable! join now for a chance to become the skinniest player in the game and dominate the leaderboards with your newfound speed and agility! who needs potions when you have prescription drugs, amirite? #minecraftgoals #getskinnywithus

Triversed: Wizards Thunder but with magic pixelated cats instead of spells

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Minecraft Server Overview
Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

Minecraft Server Overview

Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you can click on the following link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xxsGp82Srg
Can I vote on the mods to be added or deleted?	Yes, the community collaborates and votes on the mods they want to see added or removed from the server.
Is the factions server completely vanilla?	The factions server is mostly vanilla, but may have some additional features or plugins to enhance gameplay.

SatanicCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Potions Brewed:	142
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Ukrainians are doing satanic rituals to beat the Russians in the ultimate showdown! Join us for a wild ride filled with magic, mayhem, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knew Minecraft could get this crazy? Join now and be a part of the most epic battle in gaming history!

SkyThreadCraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	865
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the New Friends? Edition where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”.

Witness epic battles between Iyo and Kairi as they take on the Pure Dyke Collective and the Lesbian Witches in a showdown for the ages. Will they recruit new friends to even the odds, or will they go it alone and show everyone who’s boss?

In other news, Iyo managed to defeat Lyra in a match and they even hugged it out afterwards. But the real shocker was when Zelina jumped in to help Iyo and Kairi take down Sonya – talk about unexpected alliances!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and more drama than a soap opera. Who knows, you might just make some new friends along the way – or enemies, you never know in this crazy world of Minecraft!

Regretful30sMC SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3454
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	New Chunks Explored:	55682

Are you tired of being stuck in your 30s with all those regrets? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on a hilarious journey filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and maybe even a few explosions (totally not our fault, blame the creepers). Say goodbye to your 30s and hello to a world where anything is possible, even if it involves riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

RegretCraft: The Mistake You’ll Love

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5840	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	535252	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Join our Minecraft server and make the mistake of a lifetime! Our server is filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of opportunities for hilarious mishaps.

Ever wanted to accidentally set off a TNT trap in your own base? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of accidentally punching a villager and starting a full-blown riot in the village? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass a live TNT block to other players before it explodes, and “Sheep Jousting” where you ride sheep into battle against other players.

So if you’re looking for a server where mistakes are not only welcomed but encouraged, join us and embrace the chaos! Just make sure to have your respawn button ready at all times.