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  • Crafty Jerks Minecraft SMP

    Crafty Jerks Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, so listen up, my fellow pixelated adventurers! If you’re lookin’ for a Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter, well, you’ve hit the jackpot, my dude! Like, for real, I saw a creeper and it was wearing sunglasses. I’m not even joking, it was the sickest flex ever!

    First off, we’ve got OUR OWN REALM OF DISASTERS, right? Think of it like a giant dumpster fire, but instead of trash, it’s just dudes built like squids and llamas runnin’ around with toasters on their heads. You ever seen a 15-foot tall chicken? No? Well, you will here! Im just throwing it out there, my grandma was chased by one last night, and it’s still gobbling everywhere.

    Also, our server has a PIZZA MINION, and I’m not talking about the yellow dudes from that movie, I’m talking about a creepy little guy who serves cold pizza and tells you to “yolo” before disappearing into the ether. It’s a culinary experience that’ll leave you asking, “Why did I do that?”

    Ever heard of a BLOCK OF CRAFT BEER? No? Well, welcome to the club, bro! We brew it in our digital basements, and half the time, we accidentally turn it into monster spawn eggs — so you could end up with a pet cow that also wants to eat your soul. Good luck!

    And OMG, the drama! You haven’t lived until you see a steve fight a villager over who’s the best at farming potatoes. Spoiler alert: the potato always wins. I can’t even count the amount of times my friend lost a bet and had to wear a pumpkin on his head for a week while building a shrine to Enderman because that’s the kinda wild we’re about.

    Trust me, if you join, you’ll NEVER want to leave. Unless you have a heart condition from laughing too hard, then maybe. But seriously, one of our members swears that he got attacked by a zombie wearing a top hat and monocle last Tuesday, and the story just keeps getting better. Can you imagine? I can’t even wear a hat in Minecraft without feeling like a noob.

    So if you’re tired of playing with ‘normal’ people who build farms and do ‘productive’ stuff, come hang out with us degenerates! We’ll even throw you a welcome party filled with TNT and fireworks just so we can blow stuff up and blame it on the “gamer gods.” We got memes, chaos, and potatoes galore. What more do you need?!

    Now go grab your pickaxe and let’s meme the night away in a world where rational thought is just a suggestion. 🤪✨

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Sky Haven Quest 1.20

    Sky Haven Quest 1.20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Today is Sora Kasugano’s birthday and we’re celebrating BIG on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild party filled with cake, fireworks, and creepers wearing party hats!

    You won’t find a crazier birthday bash anywhere else in the Minecraft universe! Plus, rumor has it that Sora himself will be logging on to play some epic mini-games with us.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the birthday boy and his pixelated pals. Join our server now and let’s make Sora’s special day one to remember!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MindCrafters: Telepathic Talk Show

    MindCrafters: Telepathic Talk Show

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of only being able to communicate with your friends through boring old text messages or phone calls? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can communicate telepathically with all 8 billion people on Earth at the same time! Imagine the chaos of trying to coordinate a group build with every single person on the planet giving their input at once. It’s guaranteed to be a hilarious disaster! Join us for the ultimate mind-bending experience and see if you can handle the mental overload. Who knows, you might even make some new friends in Antarctica or on a remote island in the Pacific!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CoalCraft: Tariff Trouble

    CoalCraft: Tariff Trouble

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west but with creepers and zombies instead of cowboys and bandits. u can build ur own kingdom and conquer other players’ lands with ur army of pigs and chickens.

    plus, we got a secret underground city where u can mine for diamonds and emeralds while dodging lava pits and zombie hordes. and if u get bored of that, u can challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

    also, our admin is a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns to protect ur base from griefers. and every full moon, a portal to a magical realm opens up where u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil wizards.

    so join now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it… unless u get eaten by a giant spider. but that’s just part of the fun, right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Realm of Cortoia

    Realm of Cortoia

    New Minecraft Servers

    Realm of Cortoia is a brand new worldbuilding and geo politics server with a friendly and welcoming community and very helpful staff that steadily listens to the community and is glad to add many things they want. The server is made of a beautiful pre-generated map with many different places to build civilizations. Any new versions work for the server, and it has several different plugins to enhance the experience. The server has a steady and growing history completely player built, allowing you to partake in events such as the historic villager genocide, or write your own chapters of history that will forever be remembered.

    A realistic plants growth plugin allows players to realistically grow crops by forcing the crops to grow in realistic and respective biomes, affecting their growth rate if placed in the wrong type. There is also a small chance for some crops to die in harvest, however, you can use composters to fertilise your crops and grow them even faster than normal Minecraft. There is also a plugin to allow the brewing of alcohol as well as some smaller plugins like Sit, Speed Roads and one that stacks farm animals into each other to prevent lag.

    Players are able to create sprawling cities through the use of the lands plugin, which creates a claimed area where only people trusted in the land claim can build, access chests, destroy things etc. This allows for protection of your claims. This plugin also allows you to make nation claims, which means you can group multiple towns under one large separate claim.

    Join the Realm of Cortoia today and stake your claim on it’s ever expanding world, where nations shall rise and empires shall fall.

    play.realmofcortoia.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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