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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 3321 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 |
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