Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden diamond mine that led to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. The party was lit, the music was bumpin’, and the creepers were breakdancing like there was no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame even the wildest of dragons with just a flick of their wrist. Rumor has it they once rode a dragon into battle against an army of zombie pigmen and came out victorious.
So, if you’re tired of dealing with toxic fanbases and want to be a part of the coolest community in Minecraft, come join our server today. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!
Join us if you want to be part of a community where alliances are constantly shifting and betrayals are just part of the game. We’ve had players build secret underground bases, start fake wars for fun, and even create their own currency (which is just stacks of dirt, but hey, it’s something).
But beware, once you join, there’s no going back. Our evil overlord, Cover, has a way of keeping players trapped in the server forever. Rumor has it that if you try to leave, your Minecraft character will turn into a holodrone and be forced to mine diamonds for eternity.
So come join us, if you dare. Just remember, there’s no grand graduation goodbye here. Once you’re in, you’re in for life. Or at least until the server crashes.
Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.
But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a little too). Our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you navigate through insane challenges and crazy adventures.
From exploding chickens to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter on our server. So why wait? Join now and become part of the most obnoxiously awesome fanbase in Minecraft history!
Join our server and become part of a community where graduation is just a myth, and the love for our fans is eternal. Who needs a fancy ceremony when you can have endless fun and shenanigans with us? So why wait? Join now and experience the never-ending love and entertainment that only our server can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret stash of diamonds bigger than your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the dragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden village of friendly villagers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager break it down on the dance floor.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of a community that’s as crazy and fun as a pig riding a minecart. Let’s mine and craft our way to greatness together!
once upon a time, a player found a secret diamond mine on our server and became so rich that they built a castle made entirely out of gold blocks. now they’re the king of the server and throw parties every night with fireworks and cake 🍰
we have a secret hidden village where all the villagers are secretly ninjas and will teach you their ninja ways if you bring them 100 emeralds. watch out tho, they’re sneaky little buggers and will steal your diamonds when you’re not looking!
oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted gear? it’s like the hunger games but with more burning and screaming 😂
so come join us on this epic minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. who knows, you might even become the next diamond king or ninja master! 🎮💎🥷
Just like Oliver and Jane, you can compete to see who can earn the most rewards and make your parents’ pockets hurt the most! Will you be the top player with the most loot, or will you be like Jane and surprise everyone with your unexpected success?
Join now and experience the drama and competition of a family trying to navigate the complexities of rewards and fairness in our virtual world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your fellow players over who deserves more in-game currency! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to swear like a sailor! We’ve got a swear jar that gets filled up faster than you can say “creeper!” And if you manage to break the swear jar, you’ll be crowned the King or Queen of Profanity and get a special throne made entirely out of soap bars!
But that’s not all – we’ve got custom plugins that turn every block into a swear word when you break it, mobs that curse at you when you attack them, and even a secret underground dungeon where the walls are lined with curse words (watch out for the F-bomb trap)!
So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a bunch of like-minded players, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to wash your mouth out with soap afterwards!
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We are still under development working as much as we can! We are looking to grow our community!. We offer lots of game modes!
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You can play games with your friends on our server in version 1.20.4 and build a dream world out of blocks in your spare time during your summer vacation.
Some Features on the Server Trade Clanship and Guilds Level Private Property
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| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla for both Java and Bedrock |
|---|---|
| Server Age | Almost 3 years old |
| Server Difficulty | Hard Mode |
| Monetary Gain | Only through Donations |
Proximity Voice Chat, Custom Cosmetic Items, Crates, Claims, Ban From Claims, Toggleable PvP, Graves, Waystones, and more.
IP: thestonedgolem.live
Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132
Yes, there are constant updates, server events, and community-hosted events on The Stone Golem SMP.
Yes, everything on the server is free, and monetary gain is through Donations only.
Yes, any features that add to or take away from the Vanilla experience can easily be toggled off for a fully Vanilla Experience.
Proximity Voice Chat makes it easier to meet new people and make new friends.
Claims are used to ensure everyone is safe from griefing, and there is also the option to ban individuals from your claim.
Toggleable PvP allows players to choose whether they want PvP enabled or disabled.
For more information and updates, you can join the Discord server or visit the Dynmap.