Welcome to Nocturne! Your Cobblemon fun starts here!
Wild Cobblemon Find them in both normal and Terralith lands.
Player Shops Trade and buy with our cool GUI shops.
Donor Ranks Get perks, daily gifts, and fair growth.
Custom Game Old and new Cobblemon reimagined just for you.
Explore. Battle. Shape your path on Nocturne!
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Ever dreamt of riding a giant, rainbow-colored llama across the nether, while shooting sparkly firework arrows at mobs wearing party hats? Here, it’s less “gather resources” and more “gather your friends for an Epic Battle of the Eccentric!” Join us to uncover the legendary Fish-Slapper sword that can ONLY be wielded during a full moon (but only if you say “Bob the Builder” three times!).
Rumor has it that in the enchanted forest of this server, there’s a magical biome where you can actually mine discontinued snacks from the ‘90s! Kiss your hunger troubles goodbye when you munch on virtual Dunkaroos and Squeeze It drinks that give you super-speed. Yes, you read that right—flying through blocky worlds with a half-eaten Fruit by the Foot attached to your hand!
Join our weekly “Craft Your Own Conspiracy” nights where players gather to create the wildest theories about why the Ender Dragon refuses to stop playing Hide and Seek with Steve. Ever wondered what happened to all those discontinued McDonald’s Happy Meal toys? They’ve all retired to this server, playing their own version of Minecraft bingo with the zombies!
And let’s not forget our legendary server mascot, Gary the Giraffe, who moonlights as a disco DJ. He’ll take your mining sessions to a whole new level with groovy beats and the occasional “out-of-nowhere” lava fountain party! Who needs boring job grind when you can attend virtual rave parties with pixelated creatures that twerk?
So, gear up, grab your pickaxe, and join us for a ridiculously fun adventure! Who knows? You might just find the Lost City of Snacopolis, where everyone rides marshmallow clouds and unicorns whisper the secrets of the universe. Ready to embrace the madness? Let’s go! 🎉🌈🦙
But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret portal that takes you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. And did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? It’s chaos, I tell you!
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you get blown up by Bob. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? 😂🐔🌈 #BestServerEver
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds? Yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there, bro. And the best part is, we have a pet zombie named Steve who guards it all. He’s a bit smelly, but he’s a good boy.
And the community on this server is like, so awesome. We have this one dude who only speaks in pig Latin and another guy who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere. It’s wild, man.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that’s full of laughs, epic builds, and just all-around craziness, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the shenanigans begin!
Join us and analyze your fellow anons based on their top four chuubas. Who knew your taste in virtual YouTubers could say so much about you? For example, if your top four are FWMC, Okayu, Koyori, and Luna, you’re probably a secret agent sent from the future to save the world with the power of cuteness.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of creeper that tells dad jokes instead of exploding. Imagine being chased by a creeper yelling “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!” It’s a laugh riot, I tell you!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the virtual world, adventurer!
Join our server for the chance to ride on a giant flying llama while battling evil creepers with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. Build your own secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds and rare enchanted items.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where you can team up with Jak and Daxter to take down the ultimate boss – a giant chicken with a taste for destruction.
So why settle for a poor man’s Ratchet and Clank when you can experience the craziness and chaos of our Minecraft server? Join now and let the adventure begin!
