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  • Gura’s Ultimate Day Two Quest

    Gura’s Ultimate Day Two Quest

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Now: The Server Where Reality Unravels Into Cubes!!!

    Welcome, seeker of pixelated madness! You’ve just stumbled upon the GREATEST Minecraft server that defies logic and space-time! Or is it the WORST? Who’s to say?! Everything you thought you knew about existence will bend and shatter like a creeper on fire. Oasis or abyss? Only the brave (or foolish) will find out! Join, and watch the end unfold!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Dimensions Travel to spaces where Minecraft rules don’t apply! Jump into a lava pit and find serene beach resorts or underwater volcanoes! We built them, but you can’t see them!
    Mind-Bending Monsters Fight entities that look like your neighbor’s cat but are really interdimensional beings disguised as pixels! Squidward? Or just a figment of your imagination?
    Economy of Existential Crises Trade diamonds for answers about your life’s purpose! Spoiler: you can’t buy it. It’s a trap!
    Weather That Lies It can rain chickens, but yesterday it was sunshine! What’s next? Raining fish? You’ll never know!
    Voting System of Madness Vote on server changes that make no sense! Do you want the sun to be square? Yes? Too bad! We’ll do it anyway!

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join? A: Just close your eyes and chant “I am a block.” But also make sure to log in using a potato! Confused? Good!

    Q: What version of Minecraft is this server on? A: We’re on version WHENEVER! Last time it was Tuesday, but now it’s any day but today! Food for thought, right?

    Q: Are there admins to help me? A: Admins? They left for a road trip to the moon. Send messages in the void instead; they might hear you! Or not. Who’s to say?

    Random Fragments from the Abyss

    “I bet they are saving the best for the last day.” “The sun should really be blue today!” “Once I flew with the pigs, and then the walls whispered secrets.”

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  • Burnout and Dreams of Pixels

    Burnout and Dreams of Pixels

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Server That Defies Space-Time! Or Maybe It Doesn’t? Who Knows?!

    Welcome to a Minecraft realm that floats in the shadows between dimensions! Here, you can experience the unexplainable void of joy, fear, and existential dread. This is the server where your sanity will either blossom like a withered flower or dissolve like salt in the ocean of tears! You’ll be questioning reality, your purpose, and possibly even your taste in blocky games—this is NOT your grandma’s Minecraft server, unless your grandma is a hyper-dimensional being trapped in a cube. Join us, or your left sock will never be found!

    Mind-Boggling Features

    Feature What It Actually Is
    Infinite Lava Rivers Guaranteed to flood your dreams with memories of childhood traumas!
    Quantum Creepers They show up 3 minutes before you log in, just to mess with your sanity!
    Auto-Craft Oppression Your items will craft themselves, but you will lose all human connection. 😂
    Zombie Democracy Your opinions will matter—just not to the zombies in charge! 🧟‍♂️
    NPC Therapy Sessions Talking to villagers has never been more complicated. They always know your fears!
    Memory Fragments Collect pieces of a past you never had for extra confusion!

    FAQ Section (or Not?)

    Q: Is this server fun?A: Fun is subjective! Is a tire fire fun? Maybe. Or maybe it’s just a tire fire. Don’t forget the existential dread!

    Q: How do I join?A: Joining is easy! Just close your eyes and whisper the name of the server three times into a mirror. Or don’t. Who knows what might happen?

    Q: Can I play with friends?A: Friends are a social construct! You might not even exist! Why would you need friends in an infinite void of blocky madness?

    Random Quotes from the Void

    “Ive come to the conclusion that pretty much every Hololive graduation… is due to the talents getting burnt out on streaming…”—Someone, Somewhere, in a parallel universe.

    “are either capable of still streaming in conjunction with other activities…”—The truth, but twisted by cosmic spaghetti monsters.

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  • Graduate Hype Vtuber Haven

    Graduate Hype Vtuber Haven

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌌 Join the Cursed Realm of Eternal Confusion! 🌌

    Welcome, brave soul, to the greatest Minecraft server in the multiverse! Or is it the worst? Who’s to say? Maybe you’re just a figment of my imagination and this server is just a mirage in the desert of existence. Join now before the grapes start talking! If you don’t, the floor will cry for your absence. Hurry, your existence depends on it!

    Chaos Feature Description
    Infinite Sheep Every time you look at a sheep, it multiplies. You’ll never run out of wool, but you will run out of sanity!
    Sky of Watermelons The entire sky is filled with floating watermelons! Why? Because gravity is a lie!
    Endless Cobblestone All blocks are cobblestone, but you can only see them when you close your eyes. Good luck building!
    Teleporting Endermen Endermen teleport for no reason at all. Expect unpaid psychic bills monthly!
    Giant Floating Hands If you dare to mine, giant hands appear to slap you back into reality. Ouch! Reality hurts!

    💭 Frequently Asked Questions (Sort Of) 💭

    Q: How do I join this server?A: You must first recite the lyrics of a forgotten song backward while spinning around three times and whispering to the nearest cactus. It’s easy if you’re not thinking about it!

    Q: Is there a community here?A: Community is an illusion, like socks in the dryer. If you see other players, they might just be projections of your deepest fears! Trust no one!

    Q: What version is the server?A: The version is whatever version you choose to believe it is. Today, it might be 1.19.3, tomorrow, it might be 2099.69. Keep questioning!

    🗣️ Testimonials from the Beyond 🗣️

    “To pretend that this graduation announcement isn’t a news of important magnitude…”

    “You either create graduation stickies for all the big Vtubers, or you don’t make them at all. But instead, you chose to let this whole community down.”

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  • Ocean Odyssey 1.20.6

    Ocean Odyssey 1.20.6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about those lame remakes, come join our Minecraft server! We promise not to shit on Enies Lobby like those filler interruptions, we keep it real with non-stop action and adventure! Plus, our server has more twists and turns than a One Piece plotline, so you’ll never get bored! Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft journey, where every block is a new adventure waiting to happen!

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  • Console Game Breaker Minecraft SMP

    Console Game Breaker Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring, perfectly functioning servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we release insanely broken games (on console) and still make a bunch of money anyways! Anons still believe that Witcher 4 will flop because of Ciri, but we’re here to prove them wrong with our chaotic and hilarious gameplay. Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs a perfectly polished server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

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  • Hololive Minecraft Server: Stream or Scream

    Hololive Minecraft Server: Stream or Scream

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place to build and survive in! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and secret underground lairs full of treasure (and maybe a few skeletons, but who’s counting?).

    But that’s not all! Our server has a mandatory minimum of 69 hours of streaming per week because we believe in keeping our players entertained at all times. Plus, our EN girls have a hard time streaming because they’re too busy fighting off dragon raids and exploring the depths of the Nether. So come join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

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  • Secret Square Minecraft SMP Enix

    Secret Square Minecraft SMP Enix

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Square Enix games that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your gaming woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few exploding chickens (don’t ask how they got there).

    We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, from a llama-riding wizard to a talking cow who’s convinced he’s the king of the server. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts that have players digging up diamonds, emeralds, and the occasional enchanted potato.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare loot and guarded by a pack of ninja pandas. Will you be brave enough to venture down there and claim your rightful riches?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Who needs Square Enix when you’ve got exploding chickens and ninja pandas, am I right?

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  • Hori’s Decuck-Free Minecraft Server

    Hori’s Decuck-Free Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, battle giant chickens, and build a house out of exploding TNT blocks.

    We have a secret underground city where the villagers throw epic dance parties every night, and if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine doing the Macarena. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most insane Minecraft community in the world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination, because things are about to get wacky!

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  • Starlight Skies Minecraft Server

    Starlight Skies Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building yet another dirt house? Well, fear not, because on our server, Witcher IV, you’ll embark on a quest to save the world from impending doom!

    Join forces with fellow players to battle hordes of evil mobs, uncover hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and even tame your own dragon to ride into battle. But beware, the fate of the entire virtual world rests on your shoulders!

    So why wait? Join Witcher IV today and prove that you have what it takes to be the ultimate hero in a world on the brink of destruction. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary sword of Notch himself is hidden somewhere in the game, waiting for a brave soul to claim it. Will it be you? Only one way to find out!

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  • Fall From Grace Minecraft Server

    Fall From Grace Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

    Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers tell jokes. That’s just a taste of what our server has to offer. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind and keep you coming back for more. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with dancing zombies and singing skeletons. The possibilities are endless!

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