🔥fan debate Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RolloVsArthur Minecraft SMP

Arthur Shelby, battle, British, Characters, clash, comparison, epic battle, fan debate, Fight, gangster, historical drama, Historical figures, Minecraft, Norse, peaky blinders, Rollo Lothbrok, RolloVsArthur, showdown, smp, tv show, Vikings

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Divine Spears Created:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6789	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the battles are as epic as Rollo Lothbrok taking on Arthur Shelby!

Join us if you want to witness crazy showdowns between players dressed as Vikings and gangsters from the 1920s. Will Rollo’s brute strength overpower Arthur’s cunning tactics? Only time will tell in this insane world where anything can happen.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out for glory and bragging rights. Who will emerge victorious and claim the title of ultimate champion?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a crossover between Vikings and Peaky Blinders, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Peace Walker Minecraft Server

comparison, console, controls, emulation, Emulator, fan debate, gameplay, Gaming, gaming experience, graphics, handheld, metal gear solid, Minecraft, multiplayer, Peace, Peace Walker, Performance, portable, ps3, psp, Server, Single player, technical issues, Walker

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	472261
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and crazy adventures that will leave you questioning reality.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden loot that only the most skilled players can uncover. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire world upside down just for laughs. It was chaos, but oh so hilarious!

And let’s not forget about our custom-made mini-games that will test your skills and reflexes like never before. From parkour challenges to spleef tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CanonCraft SMP – “This Should’ve Been Minecraft SMP”

Alternate Universe, canon, CanonCraft, fan community, fan consensus, fan culture, fan debate, fan interpretation, fan opinion, fan outrage., fan reaction, fan reactions, fan speculation, fan theory, Fandom, fanfiction, headcanon, Minecraft, otp, shipping, Shouldve, smp

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	116	Votes:	2691
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges on top of lava-filled volcanoes, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond sword that shoots lasers, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet dragon that you can ride into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. This should’ve been canon, and now it can be for you!

ZeroCraft: Ultimate Battle Wars Server

adaptation, Analysis, animation, Anime, battle, Character development, comparison, fan debate, fate series, fate/stay night, fight scenes, Objective, opinion, Plot, Protagonist, review, Server, Subjective, UBW, Ultimate, Unlimited Blade Works, visual novel, Wars, Zero, ZeroCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies. Or how about mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of wild llamas?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds instead of mud. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams!

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Crafty Creepers: Where ‘re4 Remake Rules and Originals Drool! Come join the fun!

better, capcom, classic, comparison, controversial, Crafty, CREEPERS, Drool, fan debate, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, graphics, improved, Join, Nostalgia, opinion, original, Originals, pretending, RE4, remake, rules, survival horror, tired, Updated, video game

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of pretending that the original re4 was better than the remake? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the re4 remake reigns supreme.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon while dressed as Leon Kennedy, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play as a zombie Ashley Graham. And if you manage to find all the hidden treasures scattered throughout the map, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the Chainsaw Ganado. If you can defeat this formidable foe, you’ll be granted access to a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our re4 remake Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of survival and adventure. Just remember, the remake is always better.

ObsidianCraft: Better Than Bethesd-ACK!

bethesda, BethesdACK, comparison, developers, Fallout, fan debate, game companies, game creators, game design, game development, game preferences, game quality, game studios, Gaming, gaming industry, obsidian, Obsidian vs Bethesda, ObsidianCraft, RPG, RPG fans, the elder scrolls, video games

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Runes Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that Obsidian is better than Bethesd-ACK! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. – Our PvP arena is so intense that even the creepers are scared to enter. Only the bravest warriors dare to challenge each other in epic battles. – Our staff members are actually trained ninjas who can ban griefers with just a flick of their wrist. Don’t mess with them, or you might find yourself in a world of hurt. – We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. Ride them into battle and strike fear into your enemies’ hearts. – Our community is so friendly and welcoming that even the Endermen have started hosting tea parties. Join us and make friends with all the mobs in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

ZombieCraft: Where Dead Space meets Minecraft! #RIPDeadSpace #ZombieNation #MinecraftMadness

better, calisto, Calisto game, CANCELLED, cancelled franchise, comparison, controversial, Dead, dead space, ea, fan debate, Franchise, Game, Gaming, Horror, meets, Minecraft, MinecraftMadness, opinion, RIPDeadSpace, Sci Fi, Space, Survival, Thriller, video game, ZombieCraft, ZombieNation

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Are you tired of fighting creepy aliens in dark, spooky spaceship corridors? Come join our Minecraft server where you can battle adorable blocky zombies and skeletons in bright, colorful worlds!

Our server is like Calisto on steroids, with epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with square-shaped worlds as you are.

Say goodbye to the horrors of Dead Space and hello to the laughs and good times on our server. Who needs an intergalactic horror show when you can have a blocky paradise? Join us now and experience the true joy of blocky survival!

Minecraft Server: Long Distance Blocks

blocks, coping with loss, depression, Distance, emotional well being, Loneliness, loneliness after breakup, Long, long distance breakup, long distance challenges, long distance communication, long distance girlfriend, long distance love, long distance struggles, long-distance relationship, long-distance support, meeting new people, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self-care, Server, struggling with loneliness, support system

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2488
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of feeling mentally well only when your long distance girlfriend is around? Do you struggle to function without her by your side? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling lonely again! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will keep you company and lift your spirits. Who needs a long distance girlfriend when you have a whole community of blocky buddies to hang out with? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun and friendship!

The Jews of WWE Minecraft SMP

AJ Styles, big e, Braun Strowman, brock lesnar, Cena, Daniel Bryan, Drew McIntyre, Fiend, finn balor, Jacob Fatu, Jews, jews of WWE, judgement day, Kevin Owens, Minecraft, Oba Femi, Roman Reigns, smp, Solo, Street Profits, timmy tonga, Tonga Loa, Usos, wwe

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got Roman pushing people to the moon, Usos winning tag belts despite being broke, and Solo going from zero to main event in record time. Timmy Tonga and Tonga Loa are dominating with their tag belts, even though they’re total shitters.

Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.

Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!

ExBlockSesh Minecraft Server

Boston trip, Boundaries, Cheating, dating someone new, ex boyfriend, ex’s nephews, ExBlockSesh, family dynamics, Halloween events, high school sweethearts, Minecraft, moving on, nasty breakup, Nephews, no contact, past relationships, recommended friends, relationship boundaries, respecting partners, Server, setting boundaries, social media, STDs

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Runes Activated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your ex’s messy love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Our server is so drama-free, even your ex’s nephews will be calling you “Aunt” in no time. And who needs a cheating ex when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your new Minecraft family?

Forget about ex-boyfriend drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we promise no one will walk off with your room keys here!

PreggoPurgeCraft

Allergies, Argument, cravings, disagreement, family, family conflict, family dynamics, groceries, interview, Job, Kids, peanut allergy, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pregnant cravings, pregnant SIL, pregnant wife, Shelter, sibling, throwing away groceries

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Animals Bred:	102	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6785	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Zombie Dances:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise outrageous adventures and drama just like this wild story! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of throwing virtual groceries into bags and driving them to a shelter in a fit of rage.

But that’s not all – we also offer intense cravings for virtual snacks, PB dipped strawberries, and soggy sandwiches included! Play with pregnant women who will stop at nothing to satisfy their cravings, even if it means risking the lives of allergic children.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CarbCraverCraft

can’t resist, CarbCraverCraft, Cheat Meal, comfort food, diet struggles, dietary restrictions, favorite foods, food addiction, food cravings, food love, food obsession, food passion, food temptation, forbidden food, guilty pleasure, Healthy Eating, indulgence, irresistible cravings, must-eat food, must-have food, must-have snack

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you a die-hard fan of virtual potatoes? Do you dream of a world where you can feast on pixelated spuds to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate potato paradise! Join us and indulge in a never-ending buffet of potatoes in all shapes and sizes. From baked to mashed to french fries, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potato dungeon where you can battle giant potato monsters and loot rare potato treasures. So why wait? Join our server now and let the potato party begin!

NordicFishWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, FIRED, fishing boat, Incident, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, NordicFishWars, norwegian, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, warning shot, warship

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Votes:	4681	Star Shards Collected:	195
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

so imagine this, you’re just chillin on this minecraft server, minding your own business, when out of nowhere a russian warship comes out of the water and starts firing warning shots at a norwegian fishing boat. like, what even is happening right now? but hey, that’s just a regular day on this server.

join us for the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. we’ve got russian warships, norwegian fishing boats, and who knows what else lurking in the waters. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form.

come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a russian sailor or catch a giant squid with your bare hands. anything is possible on this server, so what are you waiting for? dive in and let the chaos begin!

CementedLoveCraft

Abuse, arrested, BIZARRE, cement, CementedLoveCraft, crime, criminal, domestic violence, headline, Imprisonment, investigation, Justice, man, murder, News, partner, Police, relationship, S Korean, Shocking.., south korea

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	New Chunks Explored:	548643
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

join our minecraft server and you can avoid ending up like that s korean man who encased his partner in cement! on our server, you can build all the cement structures you want without getting arrested! plus, we have a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds! come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

2nd Person Craft

2nd, 2nd-person view, 3rd person, 3rd-person view, character control, Craft, game design, gameplay, games, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming terminology, immersive experience, interactive storytelling, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, person, perspective, perspective shift, player view, video games, virtual world

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Love Letters Sent:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. we got a secret underground city where u can find diamonds just by sneezing. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold blocks just by winking at them. plus, we have a pet dragon dat will protect u from creepers and zombies. so come join da fun and experience da craziest minecraft server ever!

Stretchy Wearables | Self-Healing Tech

advanced textiles, bio-compatible materials, bioelectronics, biomedical engineering, Biosensors, electronic skin, flexible electronics, healing properties, innovative materials, Korean breakthrough, Medical Devices, self-healing technology, self-repair technology, self-repairing materials, SELFHEALING, smart fabrics, stimulators, stretchable sensors, stretchy, Stretchy wearables, Tech, wearable sensors, wearable technology, Wearables

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Potions Brewed:	133
Holy Grails Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

lol this server is like that korean breakthrough material that can heal itself, except we don’t heal ourselves, we heal your minecraft experience! join us and experience the magic of stretchy wearables in a whole new way. our biosensors will detect any boring moments and our stimulators will pump up the excitement to insane levels. come join us and let the healing begin!

Apologies Minecraft Server

Anime, Antagonist, apologies, Arrancar, badass, Bleach, blue hair, Character, Cool, espada, fan favorite, fierce, Goat, grimmjow, iconic, Manga, Minecraft, Popular, Powerful, Server, Sorry., STRONG, Villain

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dimension Hops:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were greeted by a talking llama who offered them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But that’s not all, oh no. This server is so lit that even the creepers dance to dubstep instead of exploding. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of flying pigs soaring through the sky. So why wait? Join now and become a legend in the land of blocky adventures. This is why it’s the goat. The goat.