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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 1001 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8833 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 19 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 |
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We have the craziest family traditions like every time someone finds diamonds, we all have to do the chicken dance in real life! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition, last year Steve got bucked off and landed in a pit of lava, it was lit AF! Plus, our server mascot is a dancing pig named Porky who wears a top hat and monocle, he’s so fancy. So come join us and experience the madness, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT trap, but that’s just part of the fun)!
