Imagine building your own crib next to a pixelated version of Kim Kardashian’s mansion. You can even have tea parties with Steve from Minecraft and Justin Bieber. It’s like a virtual Hollywood, but with creepers and zombies lurking around every corner.
And don’t even get me started on the mini-games! We’ve got a game where you have to outrun a stampede of screaming fangirls chasing after One Direction. It’s pure chaos and pure fun, my dudes.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Aw shit, here we go again!”
we have insane events like pig racing where you can ride pigs and compete for the title of pig racing champion!!! or how about our legendary treasure hunts where you can find hidden loot and become the richest player on the server!!!
join now and be a part of history in the making!!! who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the one everyone talks about in the far future!!! let’s make minecraft history together!!! 🐷💎🚀
Join us and leave behind the craziness of your boyfriend’s questionable beliefs. Our server is a safe space for all, regardless of your family structure or knowledge of laundry. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons – perfect for taking out your frustrations in a healthy, blocky way.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend with outdated views when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? 😂🎮 #BlockyEscape #NoBoyfriendDramaAllowed
but u kno wut u shud do? u shud join our minecraft server! we got no vandalism here, just pure fun and craziness. build ur own electric connection between estonia and finland in minecraft and show fingrid how it’s done! plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and all dat good stuff. so come on over and join the madness, u won’t regret it!
| 🕯 Quests | We have a detailed quest line with lore behind them. |
| 🛡️ Dungeons | Want something to do in the end games? Well we offer unrelenting dungeons that require the best gear to complete |
| 🍃 Resource Worlds | Don’t like destroying your surroundings to get materials? Our resource worlds offer exactly that, You can mine them to your heart’s content. They even get reset every month so you’ll never run out of resources |
| 💰 Player-Controlled Economy | Don’t like being restricted on what you can sell? Fear not, YOU control the market, there is no server-imposed pricing, and you decide what you want to sell your items for |
| 🏪 Player Marketplace | Want a place to sell your items? We have a huge marketplace where you can design your shop plot however you like |
| 🌍 No Map Wipes | Sick and tired of your progress being reset on other servers? You won’t have that worry on Lanterncraft, We strive to keep the same world for as long as possible. Come and make your mark on the server. Our world was made on the 9th of June 2024 and will never be reset |
A: You can join the server by using the IP address play.lanterncraft.net
A: Yes, you can join the Discord server by using the invite link http://discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy
A: Yes, you can design your shop plot however you like in the player marketplace
A: Yes, the resource worlds are reset every month to ensure you never run out of resources
First off, we got so many crazy mods that will blow your mind. Like, you can ride on a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes. How insane is that?!
And the best part is the community, man. We got the friendliest bunch of players who will help you out with anything. Need some diamonds? They got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? They’ll cheer you on!
Plus, the events on this server are next level bonkers. We have weekly dance parties in the Nether, where we all wear glow-in-the-dark armor and boogie down to some sick beats. It’s like a rave, but with creepers.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Sorry, you can’t take your vote back, sucker.
Join us for the ultimate nostalgia trip as we bring back the classics in a whole new light. Who needs fancy shaders and high-res textures when you can experience the pixelated glory of the PS1 era?
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret level that unlocks the ability to play Minecraft in VR. That’s right, virtual reality in a virtual world – mind blown!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the PS1 revolution like never before. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden cheat code that turns all the creepers into dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless!
Join our server and you might just find yourself in a crazy love story like no other. Who knows, you might even marry the girl you slept with on your first date! That’s right, love is in the air and so are Ender Dragons apparently.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay golden eggs that grant wishes. And let’s not forget about the talking sheep who gives out life advice in exchange for wool.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and see where the craziness takes you. Who knows, you might just become the king of the server or end up in a llama rodeo. The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times I’ve accidentally punched a villager. Let’s goooo!
oh, and get this, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a superhero with just a flick of his wand. he once battled a giant spider with nothing but a pickaxe and a block of cheese. true story, bro.
plus, we have, like, secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds and golden apples. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of talking cows and dancing creepers. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.
so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision of your life.
