famous near-death experiences Minecraft Servers

CelebSurvivalCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Are you ready to survive epic adventures and brush with death like a true celebrity? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can test your luck and skills in the most outrageous ways possible!

We have had famous Minecraft players like Steve and Herobrine survive near-death experiences while battling giant creepers and dodging lava pits. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become a legendary survivor like them!

From epic PvP battles to insane parkour challenges, our server will keep you on the edge of your seat and laughing until you cry. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the next celebrity to survive the craziest Minecraft server around!

Veilguard’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Towns Built:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because on our server, the Lead Writer actually became a non-binary character in the game! That’s right, you can interact with a character who went through a whole 10-year journey of self-discovery and now you get to learn to empathize with them. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft! Join us for the drama, the laughs, and the chance to explore your own identity while playing a blocky video game. Who knew Minecraft could be so deep? Join now and be a part of this groundbreaking experience!

Meeting Minecraft SMP Professor

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Are you tired of missing important meetings because you can’t resist the temptation of a streamer thot’s cleavage? Well, have we got the perfect distraction for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic adventures, questionable decisions, and plenty of cleavage-free distractions. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can be building giant phallic structures and starting wars over who stole your diamond pickaxe? Say goodbye to productivity and hello to endless entertainment on our server. Just remember, in our world, the only meetings you’ll be missing are the ones with your professor. Join now and let the madness begin!

CNN News Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server has been deemed the “Most Insane Minecraft Experience” by CNN! That’s right, even the news is talking about us!

Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava! Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had! Trust us, CNN can’t be wrong.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8054
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Farms Harvested:	587
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3546
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	480402

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins and mods that will blow your mind.

From battling dragons with laser beams to riding unicorns through a rainbow-filled sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Fucking Great Minecraft SMP Episode

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Secret Passages Found:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Crops Grown:	8128
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and drama that rivals a soap opera.

Picture this: a group of players dressed in ridiculous costumes, riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Or how about a prank war that escalates to the point where someone builds a giant statue of a potato in the middle of town square?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, then you’re not playing on our server. And if you disagree, well, as one player put it, “Fuck you.”

ⒸⓇⓄⓈⓈⓌⓄⓇⓁⒹ – for your Minecraft server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Hello everyone, Niko here!

Briefly about the server:

Ⓡ -Russian-language server, servers in Russia, hosting is very good and high quality

Ⓞ -We don’t need “donations”; in general, there are no donations and maximum fair play

Ⓢ -On the server you have to survive in 2 worlds, adventure on the islands

Ⓢ – And survival in a world where there are no private parties. Switching between worlds does not reset inventory

Now about the gameplay:

Ⓦ – On the server in the world there are traders of firearms, artifacts, scrolls and much more

Ⓞ – There are objects whose properties you will not see anywhere else except us. Come in and you’ll understand

Ⓡ – There are no restrictions on play style, violators are sent to a separate world

Ⓛ – Cheats on this server will not help, much will depend on the leveling of the player’s items

Ⓓ – We have our own resource pack with very high-quality 3D models.

WE MAKE A SERVER FOR OUR OWN.

WOULD YOU WANT TO PLAY? WE ARE WAITING!

92.63.189.203

Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is so good, it’ll make you question your own sanity!

It’s so addictive that players have reported losing track of time, forgetting to eat, and even neglecting their own personal hygiene just to keep playing. One player even claimed they saw a unicorn riding a rainbow llama while mining for diamonds – now that’s some next level gameplay!

Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you start playing on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked faster than a fish on a fishing rod. So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join us today!

Never Gonna Financially Recover From This Purchase Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5584
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of TNT! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible creepers, participating in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato, and exploring a world where the laws of physics don’t apply (because why not?). Trust us, you’ll never financially recover from the amount of fun you’ll have on our server!

VoteCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Crops Grown:	6849	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old election nights? Well, come join our Minecraft server instead! We have a whole new kind of voting system where you can elect the Chicken King or the Creeper Queen to rule over our pixelated land. And if you have any questions, just ask in the chat and our resident Ender Dragon will answer them with his infinite wisdom. So come on, join us for a night of political chaos and blocky fun!

The SMP Loyal Quiet Demure Average Looking Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Villages Defended:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic love triangle in Minecraft history! Our player, let’s call her Average Annie, is just your average Minecraft player – loyal, quiet, demure, and average looking. But for some reason, the men on our server just can’t seem to resist her! Will she choose the dashing hero who built her a castle, or the mysterious stranger who gave her a pet llama named Larry? Find out on our server, where drama and romance are always on the menu!