Legend has it that players who join this server gain superhuman abilities, like the power to mine diamonds with just a wink or tame creepers with a single pat on the head. Plus, rumor has it that the owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops.
So if you want to be part of a community where the chat is filled with jokes and memes, where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content, then this is the place for you. Who needs historical figures when you can be a legend in your own right on this Minecraft server?
imagine building a booger monument in the shape of a giant nose, or participating in our daily booger flicking contests! 💦
rumor has it, if you find the legendary golden booger hidden somewhere in the server, you will be granted three wishes by the booger fairy! 🧚♂️
we have booger-themed mini-games, booger crafting recipes, and even booger pets that follow you around and leave a trail of slime wherever they go! 🐌
so come on down to our server and let’s get boogerific! 🤢💚🤮
Near Vanilla is a close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun. The perks of being a member can be seen in our cooperative builds, player competitions, vibrant shopping districts, and other events. All play styles are welcome, from those who want to venture out on their own to those who want to work cooperatively with others. We’re sure you will find exactly what you are looking for in your SMP experience while making some great friends and builds along the way.
| IP | play.nearvanilla.com |
|---|---|
| Website | https://nearvanilla.com |
| Server Guide | Our Notion Page |
| Map | https://map.nearvanilla.com |
18+ only
Mature and Respectful
No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behaviour is tolerated. Toxic behaviour is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.
To apply through Discord, click the link below:
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join if I am under 18? | Sorry, Near Vanilla is for players who are 18 and older only. |
| Are there rules against griefing? | Yes, griefing is not allowed on the server and will result in consequences. |
| What should I do if I see someone hacking? | Please report any hacking or cheating behavior to the server staff immediately. |
| Can I suggest new features for the server? | Yes, suggestions are always welcome and can be discussed on our Discord server. |
Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure of mining, crafting, and building your way to becoming the ruler of the pixelated universe!
Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?)
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of Minecraft madness!
Picture this: you log in to find yourself sharing a virtual apartment with your roommate Sarah and her boyfriend Jake. But wait, there’s a catch – Jake has officially moved in without your consent! He’s eating all your virtual snacks, hogging the virtual bathroom, and turning the virtual WiFi into his personal gaming pipeline.
But that’s not all – Sarah is charging Jake virtual rent behind your back, while you’re stuck eating virtual leftovers like a peasant. It’s a virtual scandal of epic proportions!
When you confront Sarah and spill the virtual tea to Jake, all hell breaks loose. Jake demands his virtual money back, Sarah is furious at you for ruining her virtual influencer lifestyle, and their virtual relationship hangs by a thread.
So, if you’re ready for a virtual adventure filled with betrayal, deception, and virtual love triangles, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs reality TV when you have this level of virtual drama?
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pink llamas come charging at you with enchanted swords! Or how about building your dream castle only to have it attacked by a horde of flying pigs armed with TNT?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even blind dates can’t handle it. Just like the time a player accidentally insulted someone’s accent and they disappeared faster than a creeper in daylight.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a chicken riding a spider, join us now! And remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if you’re legally blind. 😉
And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who can shoot laser beams out of his eyes. He’s like our protector against all the griefers and trolls who try to mess with us. Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a secret treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of enchanted golden apples.
So if you’re feeling sad or bored or just need a good laugh, come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s make this server the wackiest, most ridiculous place in all of Minecraft history!
