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NoTalentRichFame

Celebrity, celebrity culture, Fame, FAMOUS, famous for nothing, famous person, fortune, influencer, lacking talent, no talent, NoTalentRichFame, Overrated, Popular, public figure, Rich, rich and famous, Successful, TALENTLESS, undeserving, Unskilled, Wealthy

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Buildings Constructed:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Divine Spears Created:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to hang out with the one and only Potato McMoneybags! He may be famous and rich, but let’s be real, he has zero talent. Just like our server! But hey, who needs talent when you have a bunch of crazy players building giant toilet statues and racing pigs through obstacle courses? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Potato McMoneybags will personally come and challenge you to a dance-off if you join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

What are Minecraft servers like JoltMC ?

best gameplay, Cosmetics, Custom Plugins, Discord, electrifying, gameplay, Live Map, minecraft server, Parkour, Pets, Player Run Economy, PvE, PvP, resource pack, Store, stunning features, Support, Survival, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Mineplex: Mineplex is a popular Minecraft server that offers a variety of game modes, including survival, mini-games, and PvP. With unique features such as custom cosmetics, events, and a supportive community, Mineplex is a great choice for players looking for a server similar to JoltMC .
Hypixel: Hypixel is known for its extensive selection of mini-games, custom plugins, and active player base. With features like custom dungeons, quests, and player housing, Hypixel provides an immersive and engaging Minecraft experience that rivals JoltMC .
The Hive: The Hive is a server that focuses on providing a fun and social experience for players. With unique game modes like hide and seek, survival games, and treasure wars, The Hive offers a diverse range of activities for players to enjoy.
CubeCraft: CubeCraft is a server that offers a mix of classic Minecraft gameplay and custom mini-games. With features like custom cosmetics, events, and a player-run economy, CubeCraft is a great option for players looking for a server similar to JoltMC .

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MewingMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft SMP Biomes Enchantments Dungeons Bosses Economy Quests Mastery Level Rewards Mewing Streak Looksmaxer Multiplayer Survival Adventure Exploration Building PVP Redstone Modding, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Enchantments Applied:	132	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

MewingMC is a brand new SMP filled with exciting and challenging features. Team up with your friends, explore a big world with different custom biomes, and build your base.

Gather resources, upgrade your loadout with custom enchantments. and hop in to challenging dungeons to slay the bosses.

Enjoy a player-controlled economy, where you the player are in charge of the prices. Complete daily quests from easy to hard ones, to level-up your Mastery Level to earn more rewards.

Keep up your daily Mewing Streak to become the ultimate looksmaxer. Join MewingMC today!

hub.mewingmc.net

RG Network

Community, Cracked, Experience, Fun, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minecraft, modern features, multiplayer, ONLINE, pe, Plugins, Premium, RG Network, Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Emeralds Found:	7104	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Welcome To The Rg Network. This Server made for the people cracked/premium. Java/pe to play together and get Lifesteal server experience. And also we tried to make this server on modern features and plugins of Minecraft and we hope you will really enjoy! Join now and become a part of this Community.

play.rgnetworks.fun

CraftyVerse – Minecraft Server

beta game, Cosmetics, CraftyVerse, Cross-Play, cross-progression, final release, intellectual properties, Jason’s Birthday Edition, Minecraft, multiversus, mvsg, new characters, new moves, new stages, Nubia, open beta, platform fighter, powerpuff girls, pve mode, rollback netcode, Server, Single player, UE5 engine, universal parry technique, Warner Brothers

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	63	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	158
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Chimeras Created:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate Jason’s Birthday Edition every day! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so epic, even the Powerpuff Girls and Nubia from Warner Brothers are fighting to join in on the fun! – We had to shut down the beta game just to make it even more awesome for the final release. That’s dedication, folks! – New modes, new characters, new stages, new moves, new everything! It’s like a whole new Minecraft world every time you log on. – Our server runs on the Unreal Engine 5, so you know it’s gonna be lit. – We even have a universal parry technique for when things get too crazy in the mines. – Earn Gleamium through means other than money because who needs real currency when you’re in Minecraft land? – Cross-play and cross-progression, because why limit yourself to just one platform when you can play with everyone? – And don’t forget, this is a live service, so the fun never stops! Join us now and let’s make Jason’s Birthday Edition the best Minecraft server ever!

Furry Friends Minecraft SMP

Bois, Friends, full pleasure., full schedule, Furries, furries IDK, Furry, furry pleasure, Gay, gay furries, gay pleasure, gooning, gooning pleasure, gooning schedule, idk, Keeping, keeping schedule full, Minecraft, Pleasure, Schedule, Sexy, sexy bois, sexy furries, smp

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Buildings Constructed:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with sexy bois just waiting to fulfill all your gooning desires! From building epic bases to battling it out in intense PvP matches, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a secret plan to take over the Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with sexy bois, llama conspiracies, and epic dance parties. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

DadFreeZoneMC

alcoholism, Boundaries, child support, DadFreeZoneMC, deadbeat dad, Disrespect, Divorce, enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, generational differences, Healing Process, house ownership, Inheritance, parenting, police involvement, Tough Decisions, tough love, unexpected visit, Will, Yelling

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, drunken rants, and unexpected house inheritances.

Imagine logging in to build your dream house, only to have your deadbeat dad show up claiming it’s his because he “paid for it before you were born.” Watch as the police are called, family secrets are revealed, and grandma tries to convince you to let him move in with you because “he needs to heal.”

But fear not, on our server, you can build your own empire without the drama of real life. No deadbeat dads allowed, only epic builds and hilarious shenanigans. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to recreate it in Minecraft, of course!

Skillz4Hire Minecraft SMP

career development, Career Skills, employment skills, high demand skills, in demand skills, job market, job market trends, Job Opportunities, job requirements, Job Search, Job skills, job skills in demand, market demand, Minecraft, popular skills, professional skills, skillset, Skillz4Hire, smp, sought after skills, Today, top skills, workforce skills

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring job with no room for growth? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to hone your skills for the job market of the future!

Join us and learn essential skills like resource management (because let’s face it, you’ll need to know how to manage your inventory in real life too), teamwork (because who doesn’t want to work with a bunch of random strangers to build a giant castle?), and problem-solving (because let’s be real, you’ll need to know how to deal with creepers blowing up your stuff in the real world).

Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft actually landed a job as a construction worker after spending years perfecting his building skills on our SMP. So if you want to follow in his pixelated footsteps and land your dream job, come join us today!

PixelatedPassion

Communication, Connection, Describe, desire, emoji, emotions, EXCITEMENT, Expression, FANTASY, Fun, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, Passion, PixelatedPassion, playful, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, sex life

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like the wildest party you’ve ever been to in emoji form! 🎉🔥

Join us for a Minecraft experience that will make your sex life look like a snooze fest in comparison. Our server is so lit, it’ll make you question why you ever wasted your time on those basic servers.

From epic PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat to insane building competitions that will test your creativity, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’ve found your Minecraft soulmates.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the emoji equivalent of a firework explosion in the sky! 💥🚀

CraftyFemalesUnited

activism, Afghanistan, albania, CraftyFemalesUnited, defiance, discrimination, empowerment, freedom, gender equality, global solidarity, HUMAN RIGHTS, international community, Oppression, protest, resistance, social justice, solidarity, Support, Taliban, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	222
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Votes:	2163

so, like, imagine this, right? a bunch of afghan women, like, all meet up in albania, just to, like, stick it to the taliban, man. they’re all, like, “we ain’t gonna take this crap anymore, we’re gonna show those taliban dudes what’s up!” and they, like, start this whole, like, rebellion thing, but, like, peacefully, you know? they’re just, like, chilling in albania, playing minecraft together, building, like, the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. and, like, they’re all, like, “hey, you should totally join our server, it’s lit af and we’re all about that girl power, man!” so, like, if you wanna be part of this epic rebellion against the taliban, but, like, in a totally chill and minecraft-y way, then you should totally join this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, so much fun, you won’t even believe it, bro. come join us and let’s show those taliban dudes who’s boss!

Metabolic Makeover Mayhem

adolescence, adolescent health, Childhood, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, Diet and exercise, health, healthy habits, intervention, lifestyle changes, lifestyle intervention, long term benefits, long-term effects, makeover, MAYHEM, Metabolic, metabolic health, metabolic rate, metabolism, physical activity, preventative health, wellness

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

so like, u know how when u were a kid and ur mom made u eat all ur veggies and go play outside instead of sitting on ur butt all day? well turns out that stuff actually matters, like, YEARS later. this server is like that, but for ur minecraft character. join us and make ur character the healthiest, most metabolically efficient blocky boi out there. who knows, maybe one day ur character will be able to run a marathon in the game without even breaking a sweat. come join us and start ur journey to minecraft metabolic mastery today!