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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 2116 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously! So, like, imagine this, right? You’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you see Justin Bieber riding a pig and singing “Baby” in a creepy voice. Like, what even is happening, right? And then you see Kim Kardashian building a house out of selfies, like wut? And then, out of nowhere, Nicolas Cage shows up and starts screaming about bees and stealing the Declaration of Independence. Like, this server is a total circus, but in a good way, you know? So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a celebrity horror show, but with blocks and stuff. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!
