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CraftyPutin’sUltimateUkraineGoals

accomplish, Conflict, CraftyPutinsUltimateUkraineGoals, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, goals, international conflict, international relations, leadership, Military Action, military intervention, political strategy, power dynamics, putin, russia, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we accomplish all goals set just like putin in ukraine!!! we are like russia but in minecraft, dominating everything in our path. build your empire, conquer lands, and show everyone who’s boss. join now to be a part of our unstoppable force and become a legend in the minecraft world. putin would be proud, comrade!

FamilyCraft Fun Zone

balance, children, Communication, digital age, distractions, family dynamics, family time, Familycraft, fathers, Fun, Gaming, mobile phone use, MOTHERS, parenting, parents, quality time, relationships, screen time, Social Interaction, social media, Technology, technology use, Zone

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	344396
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

so like, u know how ur parents always on their phones, like all the time? well, this server is the perfect escape from that! join us and u can build ur own world where ur parents can’t bother u with their social media and gaming obsessions. plus, we got crazy stories of mothers getting lost in the virtual world and fathers leveling up in mobile games instead of spending time with their fam. come join the madness and build ur own epic world away from the phone-obsessed parents!

Dreamy Lady’s Minecraft Server

Analysis, arousal, desire, dream, dream analysis, dreamy, FANTASY, Freudian, Hug, Implications, Interpretation, lady’s, middle aged lady, Minecraft, psychoanalysis, Psychology, Server, sexual dream, subconscious, supermarket, symbol, taboo, Unconscious

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4169	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true…literally! Ever had a dream where a middle-aged lady from the supermarket hugged you and things got a little too spicy? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you can have! Join us for a chance to live out your craziest dreams and make memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the aisles of our virtual supermarket. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

I Am A Woman Minecraft SMP

Diversity, empowerment, equality, female, feminism, gender, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, pride, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identification, smp, strength, WOMAN, Woman Power, Womanhood

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3507	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you enjoy building your base on a floating island that moves every hour.

Our community is full of hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a human and insists on wearing pants, or Zombie Bob who is actually a famous rapper in the Minecraft world.

We also have the most epic events, like the annual Ender Dragon race where players have to ride pigs to the End portal while dodging fireballs and angry villagers. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Battle” where players have to create a masterpiece using only dirt blocks and slime balls.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then join us now! Just be warned, our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode here.

CraftyGramps Minecraft Server

college, court ordered therapy, CraftyGramps, custody, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, extended family, family dynamics, financial issues, financial support, Grandparents, middle child, Minecraft, neglect, parents, Selfishness, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Therapy, trade school, Unloved

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	1000	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Gods Slained:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do your parents constantly leave you behind and ignore your needs? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the love and attention you deserve from our virtual family. No more being left in the cart at the supermarket or being called girly as an insult. On our server, you will be the star of the show and the center of attention.

Plus, our virtual grandparents are here to spoil you rotten and help you through college or a trade after high school. And the best part? They won’t give a dime to your parents or siblings, so you can finally be the favorite child for once.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave behind the drama of your real family. You deserve to be treated like royalty, and we’ll make sure you feel right at home. Join now and say goodbye to being the forgotten child – it’s time to shine!

BabyBroConsent101

acceptance, autism, BabyBroConsent101, Boundaries, Communication, consent, family conflict, family dynamics, hug etiquette, learning disability, parenting, Political Correctness, Republican beliefs, Respect, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, Social Skills, special needs, teaching children, teaching consent, understanding autism

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promote consent even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a server where you can teach your virtual siblings about consent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice asking for hugs before running up to someone in-game.

Join us and be part of a community that values respect and understanding, just like our player who taught their autistic sibling about consent in a heartwarming Minecraft moment. Who knew virtual hugs could be so wholesome?

So come on, join our server and let’s spread the message of consent one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time?

TinyDailyRituals – Minecraft SMP

daily rituals, daily routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, healthy habits, intentional living, life changing habits, mindfulness, mindset shift, Minecraft, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, small changes, smp, success habits, TinyDailyRituals, transformational habits

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Crops Grown:	1619
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every day? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and start your day off right with a virtual adventure like no other.

Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is filled with wacky surprises and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the chance to meet some of the most eccentric and entertaining players around. From a talking parrot who gives out questionable advice to a llama who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, you never know who you’ll encounter next.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your day off with a bang! Who knows, you might just discover something small that completely changes your life.

CraftyNoobsdojo

10. Intellectual growth, 11. New hobbies, 12. Exploring interests, 13. Educational pursuits, 14. Self-discovery, 15. Broadening horizons, 16. Enriching experiences, 17. Academic curiosity, 18. Self-education, 19. Professional development, 2. personal development, 20. Intellectual challenges., 3. Lifelong learning, 4. Curiosity, 5. Self-improvement, 6. Knowledge acquisition, 7. Educational goals, 8. Skill development, 9. Continuous learning, CraftyNoobsdojo, learning new skills

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a pig while juggling flaming potatoes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also participate in our daily llama fashion shows and compete in our underwater sheep racing league! Join us for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

CraftyFascistsWin2021

anti-immigration, Austria, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyFascistsWin2021, Europe, Eurosceptic, far right, Freedom Party, Government, historical, national election, nationalism, nationalist, Politics, populist, resurgence, right wing, Victory, WIN, world war II

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where the Austria’s Freedom Party just won their first far-right national election since World War II… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, we’re so wild and unpredictable that even real-life politics are getting in on the action!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging political drama left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some virtual politicians trying to campaign for diamonds or something. It’s a madhouse here, but that’s what makes it so dang fun!

So come on down and join the chaos, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have a good time. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a pet llama that can breakdance. Yeah, you heard me right, a breakdancing llama! Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on this server. See you there, party animals!

Krafty Minds – New Schizo Med

antipsychotics, Breakthrough, clinical trials, cognitive function, core symptoms, drug development, FDA Approval, innovation, KarXT, Krafty, Med, medication, mental health, mental illness, Minds.., neurology, new mechanism of action, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, Schizo, schizophrenia, side effects, Treatment, US regulatory approval

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the first schizophrenia medication in decades but for ur gaming brain! we got a whole new mechanism of action that will blow ur mind! in trials, players on our server experienced relief from all the core symptoms of boredom, improved their cognitive function to epic levels, and didn’t have any of those nasty side effects like getting kicked or banned for no reason. come join the madness and level up ur gaming experience like never before!