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CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magic Items Found:	3718	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	118	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
New Chunks Explored:	368105	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Runes Activated:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	62
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

GroceryGriefer

CAR, college, Doctor, Expenses, Failure, family, Food, food stamps, Graduation, groceries, GroceryGriefer, Guilt, lunch, pantry, POVERTY, sharing, Siblings, Struggle, Survival, weight loss, work

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2617	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ores Mined:	2504	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Looking for a place where you can hoard all the food to yourself without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where you can stock up on all the virtual cookies, pasta, and rotisserie chicken you desire without having to share with anyone else. No more survival of the fittest in your household – on our server, it’s survival of the hungriest!

Forget about food stamps, forget about sharing at work potlucks, forget about feeling guilty for wanting to keep all the food for yourself. On our server, you can focus on building your dream virtual world without any distractions.

So come on over and leave your real-life food struggles behind. Join our Minecraft server and feast like a king (or queen) without any judgment. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying?

ParentalVisit Minecraft SMP

family, family bonding, family bonding time, family communication, family connection, family dynamics, family love, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, Family Values, family visits, Frequency, long distance family visits, Minecraft, Parent-child relationship, ParentalVisit, parents, quality time, relationship, smp, Visit

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Magic Items Found:	2128
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Bro, forget visiting parents, come join this epic Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and llamas wearing sunglasses. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join but we told him he’s not cool enough. We have weekly llama races where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic dance parties at the Nether portal. So ditch your parents and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, bro!

Mom’s Minecraft Server: No Dad Gifts

christmas, Communication, dad, depression, exhausted, family, Gifts, Help, ignoring, Marriage, Mental load, Minecraft, moms, overwhelmed, Presents, Resentment, Server, stress, Support, teamwork, teenagers, wake up call, workload

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Emeralds Found:	2877
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of carrying the entire Christmas load? Look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of doing all the work while your husband plays games in the basement. Our server is the perfect escape for those who want to vent about their lazy partners while building epic structures in a virtual world. Plus, we have a special holiday event where you can wrap virtual gifts and send them to your spouse in-game, just to remind them of all the hard work you do. So come join us and let out all your frustrations in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

WackyWarehouseMC

assets, Business, cannot be sold, Decision making, Development, distant relative, family, Inheritance, Legacy, LOGISTICS, Management, Mysterious, opportunity, Property, real estate, Space, Storage, Use, WackyWarehouseMC, warehouse, Will

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Towns Built:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magic Items Found:	4219
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ve inherited a massive 50,000sq/ft warehouse from a mysterious distant relative! But wait, there’s a catch – you can’t sell it! So what do you do with this giant space?

Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Turn the warehouse into a giant roller coaster, a maze filled with traps, a zoo for creepers, or even a secret underground base for your army of llamas. The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, rumors say that the warehouse is haunted by the ghost of your eccentric relative who loved to pull pranks. Will you be able to survive the spooky surprises that await you inside? Join now and find out!

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

PianoCraft Minecraft Server

Commitment, Competition, DAUGHTER, Dedication, EMBARRASSMENT, extracurricular activities, family, friendship, Minecraft, musical education, musical interests, parental decisions, peer pressure, piano lessons, Pianocraft, progress, Quitting, recital, rules, Server, social dynamics, Support, talent

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	169

Looking for a server that will teach you dedication and perseverance like never before? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Just like Annie’s commitment to piano lessons, we require all players to stick with the game for a year before they can quit (no questions asked if they do decide to leave after that).

Join us and practice your Minecraft skills for at least an hour every day, just like Annie practices piano. Who knows, you might even make rapid progress and impress everyone with your building skills!

And don’t worry about playing the same old game, our server is constantly evolving with new challenges and adventures. Just like Annie, who played the same piece as a 6 year old, you’ll have the chance to show off your skills and compete with other players.

But beware of the frenemies on the server, just like Annie’s former best friend Emily. They may try to outdo you with their well-known Chopin pieces (or in this case, epic builds). But remember, it’s all in good fun and competition only makes you stronger!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to stick with it for a year. And who knows, maybe you’ll surprise yourself with how much you enjoy the challenge!

SnowGlobeSurprise

christmas, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Decision making, devastation, disagreement, family, fragile, gift, insistence, parenting, prediction, regret, second guessing, Shattered, snow globe, SnowGlobeSurprise, Stingy, Strict, Wife

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of snow globes and the devastation that comes with breaking them! Join us for a world where fragile items are cherished and protected (or not, depending on how good you are at not dropping them).

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the delicate beauty of snow globes and understand the struggle of trying to keep them intact. Whether you’re a pro at handling fragile items or just enjoy the thrill of living on the edge, this server is the place for you.

Just like in the story above, you never know when a snow globe might shatter and bring chaos to your virtual world. But hey, at least you’ll get to enjoy it first before it inevitably breaks, right?

So come join us on our server and experience the excitement of living on the edge with fragile items. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the importance of listening to your wife (or not).

BlockyBrainFarts

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Towns Built:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where the pigs ride on saddled chickens and the zombies break out into dance numbers when the sun goes down.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most mentally stimulating Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow do the Macarena, you’ll never want to play on another server again.

EnergeticKidsMC

Accidents, Awareness, Caution, children, emergency room visits, EnergeticKidsMC, Environment, hazards, Injuries, Kids, outdoor activities, Parental Responsibility, Playground, Playtime, potential energy, Prevention, Protection, Risk, Safety, Safety Measures, supervision

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7441	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

so, like, this server is, like, totally safe for kids, ya know? like, we got rid of all the potential energy so no more injuries happen, like, ever! join us and your kids will be, like, totally safe from harm, bro!

we even have a special potion that makes you invincible, like, seriously, you can’t die on this server! so come join us and live forever in minecraft land, where nothing bad ever happens, like, ever!

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like, seriously, you won’t find this stuff anywhere else! so come join us and become the richest player in all of minecraft, bro!

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around on? yeah, it’s totally epic, so come join us and ride a dragon into battle, like a total boss!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the most insane minecraft server of all time, where anything is possible and nothing bad ever happens, bro!

The Grand Historian’s Forgotten Passwords [roleplay]

Aqias, Battles, building competition, Claim Land, Commerce, Commercial, continent, Forgotten, Geopolitical, Glory, GRAND, historians, History, join us, Lore, Minecraft, nation, Other, passwords, Projects, Railway, residential, Roleplay, Server, Trade, world-building

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cita_di_Octara
Discord	Join Now
Description	Welcome to the Grand Historian’s Records! We are a geopolitical roleplay minecraft server looking for players to join and participate in the world-building of the great continent of Aqias.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What can I do in the server?	– Claim land for your own nation – Write lore and history for your land – Engage in trade and commerce – Fight epic battles over the destiny of your country’s future – Build structures meant to last for centuries
Are there paid ranks and crates?	No, the server is staunchly anti P2W so there will be no paid ranks and crates.
What are ages in the server?	Ages are content updates for the server where changes are made to what can be sold in the shop, new areas are added to the map, and new plugins are installed.
How is the server’s performance?	The server is hosted with 5x Ryzen 9 7950X ensuring no lag spikes and crashes.
Where can I find more information?	– Discord – Wiki

MineDuelz Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 8, Banlists, Blue Eyes edition, database, Decklists, dng, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, master duel, Minecraft, MineDuelz, News, OCG, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Server, stock market, TCG, upcoming releases, vidya, Yugipedia

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	9313

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things crazy and hilarious! Join us for a wild ride filled with Blue Eyes White Dragon shenanigans and epic duels that will leave you in stitches.

Forget about building boring houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be summoning dragons and battling it out with other players in epic card duels. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are scared to come near us!

Don’t miss out on the upcoming release of the Structure Deck: Advent of Blue Eyes – it’s going to blow your mind! And if you’re feeling lucky, join the AMC Cup 8 and show off your dueling skills to win some epic prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded

Dave Meltzer, professional wrestling, retarded, shoot, SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded, Sports Entertainment, wrestling, wrestling analysis, wrestling analysts, wrestling commentators, wrestling community, wrestling critics, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, wrestling insiders, wrestling journalism, wrestling news, wrestling observers, wrestling reviews, wrestling rumors

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Dimension Hops:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including Dave Meltzer trying to build a wrestling ring out of dirt and failing miserably because he’s SHOOT retarded.

But that’s not all! We’ve got crazy events like llama races where the llamas are wearing top hats and monocles, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, boundaries in marriage, Communication, Creepercraft, DISRESPECTFUL, FLIRTING, hitting on me, joking, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, setting boundaries, social situations, Tension, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, wife’s best friend

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of dealing with awkward love triangles in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only love triangles you’ll encounter are between you, your pickaxe, and that shiny diamond ore! No more flirty comments from your wife’s best friend, just friendly banter with fellow gamers who understand the true meaning of boundaries (hint: they involve blocks in the game, not in your personal life).

Join us now and leave the drama behind! Build your dream world without worrying about sitting on anyone’s lap or stealing anyone for a moment. Our server is a safe space where you can mine, craft, and laugh without feeling uncomfortable or disrespected. And hey, if you ever need to set boundaries with a creeper, we’ve got your back. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to real-life love triangles and hello to blocky adventures on our server!

RoomieRageCraft

Agony, aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cursing, Defeat, Disrespect, encouragement, exhaustion, friendship, Hiking, hurtful behavior, mountain hike, new friends, Pain, Respect, RoomieRageCraft, roommate conflict, rules, tailbone surgery, weight struggles

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

So, picture this: a Minecraft server where you can escape your real-life drama and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of living with a crazy roommate like Kayla. On this server, there are no strict rules like no drinking or hanging out with guy friends – in fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a place where you can curse, watch all the sex scenes and violence you want in movies and TV shows, and just let loose without judgment.

But wait, there’s more! Imagine going on epic virtual adventures like hiking a mountain, but without the pain and judgment from your roommate. You can shout “I’M HIKING A F * CKING MOUNTAIN!!!” at the top of your lungs and feel the relief as you conquer virtual challenges with your new online friends.

So, if you’re tired of dealing with real-life roommates like Kayla and want to escape to a world where you can be yourself without any restrictions, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures and freedom to be as wild as you want? Let’s conquer mountains together, one curse word at a time!

TV Show Fails Server

bad TV, disappointing TV, Fails, least enjoyable episode, least enjoyable show, least favorite episode, least favorite show, least liked episode, least liked show, Server, Show, Television series, Television Show, terrible episode, TV disappointment, tv episode, TV letdown, TV letdown episode, TV letdowns, TV series, worst episode, worst TV episode, worst TV show

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8970	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Are you tired of boring old TV shows with lackluster episodes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

Forget about the worst episode of any television show, because on our server, every day is a new adventure. Want to participate in a llama fashion show? Done. How about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? We got you covered.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that on Netflix. Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Attack, BARRAGE, Conflict, Defense, Havoc, hezbollah, Hezbollah attack, idf, IDF officer, IDF soldier, Injuries, Israel Defense Forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, northern Israel, OFFICER, SECURITY, Server, Soldier, violence, War, Wounded

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8547
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even hezbollah wants to join in on the action! our battles are so intense, they reach all the way to northern israel! join us and you might just end up in a real-life war zone, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! our pvp matches are so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re dodging rockets and bullets left and right! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of battle like never before!

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Oi mate, forget about all that seriousness, come join our Minecraft server instead! The only thing “probable” here is the chance of you having a blast! We’ve got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that breakdance, and skeletons that shoot arrows made of rainbows. Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually just a giant cuddly teddy bear. So what are you waiting for? Join now before the Australian government raises the cuteness threat level to ‘extreme’!