Family MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Elon’s 14 Kids SMP

entrepreneur, billionaire, parenting, controversial figure, speculation

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP where Elon Musk is the kingpin? Yeah, you heard me right, the dude with the rockets and the electric cars is also running a Minecraft server with 14 kids! How does he have time for all that, you ask? Well, rumor has it that he’s got a secret cloning lab where he makes copies of himself to handle all his responsibilities.

But that’s not even the craziest part! The server itself is like a virtual utopia, with diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. And get this, if you join the server, you get a free cybernetic pet that can mine for you while you chill and sip on virtual margaritas.

So come on down to this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you can figure out who’s really behind the mask of Elon Musk. Is it the real deal or just a cleverly disguised llama in a suit? Only one way to find out, my dudes!

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ParentalRescueVSRandomHero

Selflessness, rescue, Impact, Profound, Kindness

join our epic minecraft server where strangers save lives and parents are just background characters! imagine being saved by a random player and feeling more grateful than if your own mom or dad saved you! it’s like a twisted version of the circle of life, but with blocky graphics and creepers lurking around every corner.

our server is filled with crazy adventures, like getting rescued by a stranger with a diamond sword or teaming up with a group of players to take down the ender dragon. who needs parents when you have a whole community of gamers looking out for you?

so come join us at 123.StrangerSaves.xxx and experience the wackiest minecraft server around!

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CreeperCousinClash

Playtime, Support, Tension, relationships, reaction

Join our EPIC Minecraft server where we lift babies upside down for fun! 😂👶 Our server is so wild, even the babies are getting in on the action. Who needs regular old gameplay when you can have a baby acrobat show instead?

Come play with us and experience the thrill of risking baby safety for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Don’t worry, our babies are professionals and can handle the upside-down action like champs. Plus, if you get called out for being too reckless, just blame it on the baby’s mom – she’s the real party pooper here.

Join now for a chance to witness the most insane baby stunts in Minecraft history. It’s a baby bonanza you won’t want to miss! 😜👶🎮

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SILsOverstayMCServer

Alone Time, Disrespect, Spanish, adjustment, college life

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft world with unwanted guests who just won’t leave? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to kick out your sister-in-law who just won’t take the hint. Watch as she invites herself to all your virtual date nights and takes up all the space in your pixelated home. It’s like a virtual reality soap opera!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of setting boundaries with your in-game family members, only to have them completely ignored. Will you be able to stand up for yourself and finally get some alone time in your blocky world?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to deal with the drama of family dynamics in Minecraft. And remember, if things get too heated, you can always take a break and mine some diamonds to calm your nerves. It’s a virtual rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

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TwinSwapCraft

sharing, clothes, swirling clouds, college, sibling

Yo yo yo! Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have jackets embroidered with dragons and swirling clouds!! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a twin who borrowed their sibling’s epic jacket for a date with their boyfriend. But oh no, disaster struck when the twin started eating drippy foods over the jacket and then went to stay with their boyfriend’s smoking family! Will the jacket survive the night? Will the smell of smoke ruin its beauty forever?

Join our server and experience the drama, the excitement, and the thrill of sharing clothes with your twin in the most outrageous ways possible! Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the chaos on our Minecraft server? So come on over and let the madness begin!

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OCDTriggerNoob

triggering, medication, Communication, lecturing, Washing Hands

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A FAMILY-FRIENDLY ENVIRONMENT WHERE YOU CAN WASH YOUR HANDS AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT!

WE UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF HYGIENE, UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE cough 60M cough WHO THINKS IT’S FUNNY TO WIPE THEIR DIRTY HANDS ON YOUR CLOTHES.

BUT DON’T WORRY, ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD A GIANT HAND-WASHING STATION TO TEACH ALL THE PLAYERS THE IMPORTANCE OF CLEANLINESS.

SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S WASH AWAY ALL THE GERMS AND DRAMA, BECAUSE A CLEAN MINECRAFT WORLD IS A HAPPY MINECRAFT WORLD! 🧼🤣

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KidzCraft Minecraft Server

RESPONSIBILITY, Boundaries, Kids, child care, 401k

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t take care of anyone’s kids, not even in the virtual world! Imagine a world where you can roam free, build epic structures, and mine for diamonds without a care in the world about babysitting.

Join us if you want to escape the responsibilities of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. We promise not to put you down as the designated child caregiver, because that’s just not our style.

Our server is like a 401k for your soul, with life insurance for your sanity. We offer swimming and gymnastics classes for your virtual characters, because why not? And if something goes horribly wrong, rest assured that your in-game assets will be split among your fellow players.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and zero obligations to raise anyone’s kids. Because in our world, the only thing you have to parent is your pet wolf.

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CraftyLove Minecraft Server

baby shower, marriage proposal, Boyfriend, family, Communication

🌟🌈🐷 HEY MINECRAFTERS! 🐷🌈🌟

🤪🎉🎮 Join our EPIC server where we have more DRAMA than a soap opera! 🎮🎉🤪

👯‍♀️👰‍♀️ Imagine this: your TWIN sister’s boyfriend wants to propose on the SAME DAY as your SIL’s baby shower! 😱🤯 And you have to plan BOTH parties! 🎉👶🎉

🚗👰‍♂️ He lives 7 HOURS away in North Carolina, but that won’t stop the WACKY love story! 🌍💕

🤬😤 Will you choose LOVE or ANGER? Will you survive the ultimate test of family DRAMA?! 🤬😤

👫👬👭 Come join us for a wild ride of emotions, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of MINECRAFT! 🎮🌟

🤣🤣🤣 Don’t miss out on the FUN! Join our server now and let the CHAOS begin! 🤣🤣🤣

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CraftyCelebrateGrad

Dinner, sisters, gut feeling, Friends, celebration

Join our epic Minecraft server where we celebrate all the wins in life, like getting into grad school or finding a diamond in the mines! We have a special celebration area where you can party with your friends and show off your accomplishments.

Forget about real-life drama like friends flaking on you for their boyfriends, on our server, the only drama is who can build the biggest castle or find the most rare items. Plus, we have a special event where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – if you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Let’s celebrate together and have a blast in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your friends about dinner plans.

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HangryCraft Minecraft Server

ASK, drinks, toiletries, perishable food, HangryCraft

Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your real life and build your own food fortress to protect your precious snacks! No more pesky family members stealing your virtual food, because on our server, it’s all yours to enjoy in peace. Plus, we have mini fridges and secret food stashes to keep your in-game goodies safe from hungry thieves. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re overreacting, because in our world, your snacks are sacred and we understand the struggle. So come join us and let’s snack our way to victory together!

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