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ScreenTimeDetox Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, the cure for all your kid’s problems, man. like, if they play on this server for just 2 weeks, their mental health will be like, totally improved. it’s like magic, dude. all the cool kids are joining, so like, why wouldn’t you? plus, there’s this one kid who played on the server and now they can like, fly in real life. true story, bro. join now and watch your child’s mental wellbeing soar to new heights. it’s like, totally legit, trust me. -
CraftySurnameWars
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, name changes, and disowning threats that will make your head spin!Picture this: a world where players can legally change their Minecraft character’s last name, causing chaos and emotional turmoil among the virtual families. Will you stand by your in-game family or disown them in a fit of rage?
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of applying for sole custody of your pixelated children and demanding child maintenance payments from absentee Minecraft dads. Will the courts side with you or will your virtual family be torn apart?
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more intense than a telenovela, join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines! Remember, on this server, the drama never stops!
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BedroomWarsCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the chaos of real life family drama? Look no further! Join our server where you can have your own virtual bedroom with a proper bed and clean bathroom, away from the pee and skid marks left by unruly kids.Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about sharing with noisy siblings or messy relatives. Our server offers the ultimate escape from real life drama, where you can relax with your sleepy virtual dogs and partner in peace.
Don’t let your brother’s family drama ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server now and claim your own en suite bedroom, away from the chaos of inflatable mattresses and sofa beds. Build, explore, and escape the madness – because in this virtual world, you make the rules!
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HoneymoonCraft!
Looking for a honeymoon destination that’s so lit, even your parents want in on the action? Look no further than our Minecraft server!Join us for a wild adventure in a virtual world where you can escape to Mexico without the hassle of real-life family drama. Build your own resort in Cancun or Tulum, and keep your parents at bay by setting up a separate resort for them to stay in (just like in real life, amirite?).
But beware, your dad might still try to crash your honeymoon party – he’s a sneaky one! So make sure to build some epic traps to keep him at bay. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family drama and have a hilarious adventure with your partner. Join now and let the madness begin!
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TurkeyCraft: No In-Laws Allowed!
Are you tired of boring family gatherings where everyone just sits around and talks about the weather? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a Thanksgiving extravaganza like no other, where your virtual family can finally meet each other in pixelated glory.Imagine a world where your sister’s in-laws are actually creepers, and your fiancé’s parents are villagers trading emeralds for enchanted diamond swords. It’s a holiday feast like no other, with turkey made of pixels and pumpkin pie that never runs out.
But beware, if you don’t invite everyone to the party, you might just find yourself facing a virtual family feud that could rival any soap opera. Will your sister’s in-laws crash the party anyway, causing chaos and mayhem in the blocky world? Only time will tell.
So come join us on this wacky adventure, where family drama meets Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just end up with a new in-law who’s a pro at building epic castles. Don’t miss out on the fun, because this Thanksgiving is going to be a blast!
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InLawExclusionCraft
Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft building vibes? Then join our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a roller coaster!Just like this couple who had to compromise on their wedding plans, you’ll have to compromise with your fellow players on what to build next. But don’t worry, we promise no crazy in-laws will show up uninvited to your pixelated wedding!
And if you ever feel overwhelmed by family expectations, just remember that at least your future husband doesn’t want his uncle at the wedding either. So come join us for some stress-free building fun and leave the family drama behind!
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CraftySpender Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on thrifting and trolling Marie! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and throwing shade at those who think they’re too good for thrifted treasures.Immerse yourself in a world where Marie’s expensive taste is no match for our budget-friendly creativity. Show off your thrift shop finds and let’s see who can rock the best “leftovers from others” look.
Don’t be afraid to speak your mind and stand up for what’s right, just like our fearless player who put Marie in her place. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so full of drama and thrift store sass?
So come on, join us and let’s show Marie that being wealthy doesn’t mean you have good taste – sometimes, it just means you have a lot of money to waste on overpriced bags. See you in the game!


