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1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of Creeper’s sick drops.
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3. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dab the legendary ghost?
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> So, like, I was talking to my sister on the phone today, right? > And she’s all like, “OMG, I watched American Psycho and Patrick Bateman totally reminds me of you!” Can you believe it? I must be, like, a certified psychopath now or something! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner Patrick Bateman with our killer PvP battles and intense survival challenges. Because who doesn’t want to be compared to a fictional serial killer, am I right? Let’s make some heads roll… literally! #PsychoMinecraftMadness 😂🔪
Join our Minecraft server where the average Canadian family in 2024 is just a bunch of loonies! We’ve got igloos that double as disco clubs, moose races every Sunday, and maple syrup fountains for all your sweet tooth needs. You’ll never be bored with our daily poutine-eating contests and polar bear rodeos. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience the true essence of Canada in the future!
The owner of the “play Server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
Relaxed SMP is an SMP with minimal plugins, such as player head drop, mob head drop, and some quality of life plugins. We are currently looking for players to join us. Please join the discord server and make a ticket to apply. Thanks!
✨ Get your ass ready to feel pain in PainMC ✨In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and typical “SMP” servers,PainMC aims to give you something different: a place to call hell!Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!
✨ “Semi” Vanilla ✨We aim to keep gameplay itself as vanilla as possible, while providing access to some commands that make Minecraft life a little less mundane.For example, we have /tpa, /sethome, and /spawn.
✨ Towny ✨Start a town and claim your land and only invite people you trust!This prevents griefing and raiding, which gives you peace of mind and gives staff more free time to plan features and events!
✨ Community Feel ✨We want everyone to enjoy their time on PainMC.We try to promote a friendly environment free from toxic energies.Players are encouraged to voice any suggestions or concerns they may have for the community.
✨ Ranks ✨We have two systems of ranks: voting and donating. Our donator ranks are designed to be “Pay-to-skip” rather than P2W. This means that nearly all donator perks are available from vote ranks and higher vote ranks provide you with better perks than any donator rank.
An extensive modern and optimized OneBlock Server running on every version! Join now! [] Extensive modern and optimized OneBlock Server running on any version! Join now!
This server is a clone of 2b2t, but not simple, you can play on it with both Java and Bedrock! both pirated and licensed! You can go with Java 1.10-1.19 and Bedrock 1.19.20-1.10.73.
