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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 6646 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons: – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. – Our PvP battles are not your average fights. We have players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s chaos, but oh so entertaining. – Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? Go for it! We encourage creativity, no matter how bizarre it may be. – Rumor has it that Seth MacFarlane himself occasionally logs on to play with us. He may or may not be wearing a trust fund band made of emeralds.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and nothing is too ridiculous. Who knows, you may even become best friends with a llama in a top hat!