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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 2495 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons: – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. – Our PvP battles are not your average fights. We have players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s chaos, but oh so entertaining. – Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? Go for it! We encourage creativity, no matter how bizarre it may be. – Rumor has it that Seth MacFarlane himself occasionally logs on to play with us. He may or may not be wearing a trust fund band made of emeralds.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and nothing is too ridiculous. Who knows, you may even become best friends with a llama in a top hat!
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