Family Values Minecraft Servers | Page 8 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mom’s House Daycare

angry mom, babysitter, Breakfasts, Classroom, daycare, daycare teacher, family time, Family Values, favorite teacher, field trip, flying planes, House, Jealousy, Jet, local airport, moms, neighbor, rich white girl, single mom, subsidy, well off family, working mom

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Gods Slained:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with jealous grandmas and drama at daycare? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and zombies! Our server is like a virtual daycare, but without the judgmental family members. Plus, our teachers (mods) are way cooler than any daycare teacher – they bring virtual stickers, juice, bubbles, and even do face painting! And forget about boring field trips to the local airport, on our server, you can fly planes and explore the world without ever leaving your computer chair.

So say goodbye to family values and hello to blocky adventures on our server. Join now and let your inner child (or actual child) run wild in the world of Minecraft!

BabyNameBattles

BabyNameBattles, blended families, child development, child naming, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family decision-making, family dynamics, family relationships, family roles, family structure, Family Support, Family Therapy, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, naming a baby, parenting, sibling relationships, step-parenting

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	205
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at its peak? Join us for a wild ride of blended families, unresolved issues, and a baby without a name! Our server is filled with twists and turns, just like this family dynamic.

Witness the chaos as siblings from different parents struggle to bond, parents try to navigate the complexities of blended families, and a baby on the way without a name in sight. Will the kids ever come together to name the new addition to the family? Only time will tell on our server.

Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the laughs, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Daughter University – Minecraft Server

career opportunities, college, DAUGHTER, Daughters, Decision making, education, empowerment, Family Values, financial investment, future prospects, gender equality, Gender Roles, higher education, Men, Minecraft, opportunities, parenting, personal growth, self improvement, Server, societal expectations, success, University

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground college where players can send their daughters to study… in Minecraft! That’s right, forget about real-life tuition fees and student loans, here you can send your daughter to college for free and watch her become a blocky genius! Plus, rumor has it that our college has a hidden dungeon where players can battle zombie professors and skeleton students for extra credit. So why wait? Join our server now and let the wacky adventures begin!

StepBroNoHomoCollegeStay

Boundaries, college, Communication, community college, Decision making, emotional attachment, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Values, favoritism, generational differences, Home ownership, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, Parental Pressure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, StepBroNoHomoCollegeStay, Stepbrother, stepfamily

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dimension Hops:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of sibling rivalry! Join us and experience the thrill of choosing favorites between your stepbrother and your real brother. Will you let your stepbrother move in and help around the virtual house like your real brother, or will you stick to your guns and keep your virtual home a sibling-free zone?

Embark on epic quests to prove your loyalty to your chosen sibling, whether it’s battling dragons or building the most epic virtual castle. Who will you choose to be your Minecraft sidekick – your stepbrother or your real brother? The drama unfolds in our server, where family ties are put to the ultimate test.

Join now and show the world that when it comes to Minecraft, family feuds are the name of the game!

CraftyNameChangeMadness

baby names, CraftyNameChangeMadness, family approval, family communication, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, family expectations, family judgment, family opinions, family pressure, family relationships, Family Support, family traditions, Family Values, parenting decisions, refusing to discuss, setting boundaries, standing up for yourself, traditional names, unconventional names

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5594
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
New Chunks Explored:	261703	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the name Sloane in all its glory! Join us if you’re tired of boring, traditional names like Anna and James. Our server is a safe haven for all Sloanes out there, where you can build, mine, and craft without any negativity about your name.

We understand the struggles of having a unique name, just like Sloane. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on for choosing such a cool and unconventional name. Say goodbye to the haters and hello to a world where Sloane reigns supreme!

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and show the world that Sloane is not just a name, it’s a statement. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise, because on our server, Sloane is the name of champions!

Brother’s Big Day Minecraft Server

big, Bridesmaid, brother’s wedding, brothers, Cultural differences, cultural norms, Day, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, grandmother, maid of honor, Minecraft, Server, sibling relationships, wedding attendance, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, wedding planning

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of wedding invitations, maid of honor duties, and grandma drama!

Are you ready to navigate through the twists and turns of family relationships while building epic structures and battling mobs? Our server is the perfect place for players who thrive on chaos and drama!

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up for your grandma’s honor, even if it means missing out on your brother’s wedding. Who needs a fancy ceremony when you can have a virtual adventure filled with laughter and tears?

Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join our server today and let the drama unfold in the most unexpected ways! Remember, in our server, family feuds are just another part of the game.

PrePub Trimz – No Regrets

childcare, Childhood, Communication, cultural norms, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, Family Support, family tradition, Family Values, freedom, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, Guilt, Haircut, homeschooling, parenting, PrePub, puberty, Rebellion, regrets, Son, Trimz

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Votes:	9109	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!

Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!

But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?

Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!

CousinWifeNoob vs SisterInLawSlay

adapting to new family, CousinWifeNoob, cultural adaptation, Cultural differences, defending family members, double standards, family acceptance, family conflict, family criticism, family dynamics, family expectations, family favoritism, family judgment, family pressure, family relationships, Family Values, fitting in, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate dress, SisterInLawSlay, social expectations, social situations

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	New Chunks Explored:	658644

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no judgmental relatives in sight.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and build to your heart’s content without anyone criticizing your outfit choices or social skills. Unlike some family members, we welcome all players with open arms and encourage creativity in all forms.

Join us for a virtual escape where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or double standards. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our server is waiting for you to join the fun and escape to a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the game!

SingleParentSisterDrama

absent father, christmas gifts, extended family, Fairness, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, Family Values, financial boundaries, gift giving, gift limits, gifting structure, holiday stress, holiday traditions, in-law relationships, parenting decisions, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, single parent, SingleParentSisterDrama, special treatment

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5566
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of family drama during the holidays? Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). No more arguing over gifting limits or feeling guilty about not giving special treatment to your sister-in-law’s kids!

On our server, everyone is equal and no one gets special treatment just because they don’t have a dad around. Plus, our in-game currency is unlimited, so you can spoil all the virtual kids you want without breaking the bank.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your fellow gamers who understand that Minecraft is the only place where family drama doesn’t exist. See you in the virtual world!

Putin’s Baby Boom Bonanza

baby, birth rate crisis, birthrate, bonanza, boom, cultural norms, demographics, Family Planning, Family Values, fertility, government intervention., government policy, national strategy, population decline, population growth, Procreation, Putins, reproductive health, russia, russian society, societal pressure, sx, Vladimir Putin, work breaks

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself wants you to have s*x during work breaks for the fate of russia!!! he says the declining birthrate can only be saved by crafting babies in minecraft!!! build a love shack, make some pixelated babies, and save the motherland!!! putin is counting on you, comrade!!! come join now for the most wild and crazy minecraft experience ever!!! 🤣🤪🇷🇺 #minecraftbabymaking #putinlovesminecraft #russiababies

Sinking Miami Blocks – Build, Sink, Repeat

barrier islands, blocks, BUILD, building codes, buildings sinking, coastal erosion, coastal subsidence, construction-induced, environmental impact, Florida, geological survey, Infrastructure, InSAR observations, land subsidence, Miami, repeat, Sea Level Rise, SINK, Sinking, sinking buildings, structural integrity, study, study findings, urban development

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	3937	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Yo, come join our wacky Minecraft server where buildings are sinking faster than a grandma in quicksand! We got more sinkholes than a cheesy action movie and more subsidence than a sad puppy!

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a real-life Florida, but on steroids! Watch as your beautiful creations slowly disappear into the depths of the earth, just like that time your ex stole your favorite hoodie.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, even the dolphins are getting in on the action. They’re building underwater cities and forming alliances with the squids. It’s like a soap opera, but with more fishy drama.

So come on down and join the fun! Just make sure to bring your floaties and a shovel, ’cause things are about to get wilder than a rodeo on a rollercoaster!

MonolithMC SMP

Crates, Earth, Economy, Minecraft, MonolithMC, Ranks, Server, SlimeSMP, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6285
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Crops Grown:	6362	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Divine Spears Created:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Welcome to MonolithMC SMPThe SMP will run an economy based server with spawners, crates ranks and more!The server is a spin off server of SlimeSMP a server which sadly shut down early this year!

MonolithMC.apexmc.co

Jaysick & Co.

Active, auraskills, building, Chat, Chill, Community, discord guilds, Events, Exploring, form, Friendly, Growing, Jaysick, Landclaim, Levelledmobs, Mature, pinned message, Plugins, Role, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Jaysick & Co. SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Jaysick & Co. SMP
Server Type	Survival
Server Start Date	December 9th, 2024
Server Features	Mainly vanilla with some plugins for playability
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

A: To join the server, you need to fill out a form on our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv. Once accepted, you will receive the Minecraft role to access the server.

Q: What type of server is Jaysick & Co. SMP?

Q: Are there any events hosted on the server?

A: Yes, events and activities will be hosted for the community on the server.

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server started about two weeks ago on December 9th, 2024.

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: Some of the plugins used on the server include LevelledMobs, LandClaim, and AuraSkills to enhance gameplay.

Q: Is the server open to all players?

A: The server is open to active players who are looking to join a friendly and chill community.

Q: How can I communicate with other players on the server?

A: You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv to chat with other players and stay updated on server events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines for players on the server?

A: Yes, all players are expected to follow the server rules and guidelines to maintain a positive gaming experience for everyone.

Q: Can I invite friends to join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

A: Yes, you can invite friends to join the server as long as they also follow the server rules and guidelines.

Q: How can I report any issues or concerns on the server?

A: If you encounter any problems or have any concerns, you can reach out to the server moderators or administrators for assistance.

Mystic Mom’s Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, birthday gifts for mom, decorative basket, Gift baskets, gift giving, gift ideas for mom, gift shop, handmade gifts, Haven, Home decor, Kitchen Gadgets, mom gift stores, moms, mother’s day gifts, mystic, online boutique, online shopping, personalized gifts, Planner, sentimental gifts, shopping for mom, subscription boxes, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts for mom

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dimension Hops:	5
Votes:	6900	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Bro, forget about boring mom gifts! Join our Minecraft server instead and give your mom the gift of virtual adventure! She’ll love exploring our pixelated world and building her dream house out of blocks. Who needs a planner when you can plan your next epic build? And forget about decorative baskets, our server is filled with treasure chests just waiting to be looted. Your mom will thank you for the most unique gift ever! Join now and give your mom the gift of endless fun and creativity!

“Why Are Foids Still Printing Zelda/Link Art?” Minecraft SMP

art, character design, creativity, digital art, Fan art, fan culture, FANTASY, female artists, female gamers, foids, Gaming Community, gaming culture, illustration, legend of zelda, Link, Minecraft, Nintendo, Printing, smp, video games, women in art, Zelda, ZeldaLink

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8726	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireworks, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn can even turn dirt blocks into diamonds with a flick of its magical horn.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful community? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Mom’s Minecraft Server: No Dad Gifts

christmas, Communication, dad, depression, exhausted, family, Gifts, Help, ignoring, Marriage, Mental load, Minecraft, moms, overwhelmed, Presents, Resentment, Server, stress, Support, teamwork, teenagers, wake up call, workload

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mines Excavated:	4105	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Votes:	2664	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Farms Harvested:	992
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Towns Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of carrying the entire Christmas load? Look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of doing all the work while your husband plays games in the basement. Our server is the perfect escape for those who want to vent about their lazy partners while building epic structures in a virtual world. Plus, we have a special holiday event where you can wrap virtual gifts and send them to your spouse in-game, just to remind them of all the hard work you do. So come join us and let out all your frustrations in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

FartCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Boundaries, boyfriend behavior, Communication Issues, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., Edition, fart transplant, FartCraft, FARTING, immature behavior, overreacting, overstimulated, personal boundaries, relationship boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationship issues

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7675
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ores Mined:	1468	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dimension Hops:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Farms Harvested:	187
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being farted on by your friends in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, farting is strictly prohibited! No more “fart transplants” or butt-to-butt farts here, only good, clean fun in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us and leave the stinky farts behind as you build, explore, and create with fellow gamers who respect personal space and boundaries. Say goodbye to the disrespect and hello to a community that values your comfort and sanity.

And if you’re worried about retaliation farts, fear not! Our server has a strict no-farting-back policy, ensuring that everyone can play in peace without the threat of a fart attack. So come on over and let’s build a world free from unwanted gas emissions – because life’s too short to be farted on in Minecraft!

Gifts4MeXmasSMP

christmas gifts, Christmas shopping, festive treats, Gifts, Gifts4MeXmasSMP, holiday presents, holiday shopping, holiday treats, indulgence, personal gifts, Presents, self love, self-care, self-gifting, self-gifts, self-indulgence, self-pampering, self-reward, self-treats, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds! I know, right?! And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP ever! You won’t regret it, I swear on my collection of enchanted rubber chickens.

BlockyPinkSlipCraft

abrupt firing, abrupt job loss, being fired during a pandemic, being fired for no reason, being fired in front of colleagues, being fired on a Friday, being fired over email, being fired over the phone, being fired unexpectedly, being fired without cause, being let go, BlockyPinkSlipCraft, employment termination, getting canned, getting fired, getting sacked, Job Termination, losing a job, unfair dismissal, worst ways to be fired, wrongful termination

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

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Article, bloomberg, bungalow sales, BungalowBanterCraft, fake news law, Singapore

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Enchantments Applied:	82	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	14

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