Family Values Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FamBlockNoSpace

extended family, FamBlockNoSpace, family acceptance, family betrayal, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family connection, family drama, family dynamics, family exclusion, family expectations, family gatherings, Family issues, family love, family loyalty, family neglect, family relationships, Family Support, Family Values, stepfamily

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only family you need is your blocky friends! No more awkward family gatherings or passive-aggressive comments from relatives.

Join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who actually appreciate you. Our server is a place where you can escape the drama and focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

Plus, we have a special quest where you can take care of virtual pets instead of being guilt-tripped into doing it in real life. And don’t worry, our virtual grandmothers won’t forget to invite you to Sunday lunches – because we don’t have any!

So say goodbye to toxic family dynamics and hello to a new Minecraft family that actually values your presence. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

CraftyCreeperz – Let’s Name and Shame!

acceptance, aita, American name, childhood struggles, CraftyCreeperz, cultural assimilation, cultural heritage, cultural identity, cultural pride, cultural sensitivity, family dynamics, Family Values, fitting in, Immigrant, Lets, Maturity, name change, parenting, peer pressure, shame, teasing, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names and cultures, even if they’re as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being teased for your unique name, whether it’s from Africa, Europe, or even the Nether realm.

We’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll fit right in with your traditional name or your new American alias. Plus, we have a special quest where you can unlock the power of your name and use it to defeat the Ender Dragon!

Don’t be like poor little nephew getting teased for his name, come join us and let your name shine like a diamond pickaxe in the sun. And remember, kids may suck, but our server rocks! So why wait? Join now and show off your cultural pride while building epic structures and battling mobs with your unique name power!

BroBroCraft Minecraft Server

baby, BroBroCraft, brother, close friend, Decision making, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Values, first child, godfather, Grandchild, Manipulation, Minecraft, parents, relationships, Role Model, Server, Siblings, sister, special needs, Support, volunteer

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3767	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your family drama seem like child’s play? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos that will make you forget all about your mom’s manipulative antics.

We don’t care about family drama here, we only care about building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, our Godfather system is top-notch – no need to worry about offending your siblings or parents, just choose the person who will truly be there for your virtual baby (or pixelated pet)!

So come join us for a server experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your family’s shenanigans.

RingWars: NoBroShare

Cancer, communication breakdown, daughter’s wedding, emotional attachment, family conflict, family dynamics, family heirloom, family relationships, family tradition, Family Values, grandmother’s ring, hurt feelings, mother’s jewelry, NoBroShare, passing down, RingWars, sibling dispute, sibling rivalry, terminal illness, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding ring

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Emeralds Found:	8873
Farms Harvested:	526	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of family drama and want a break from reality? Join our Minecraft server for some epic adventures and leave all your real-life problems behind!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and pass down virtual jewelry to your virtual children without any drama. No more fighting over who gets grandma’s ring or necklace – on our server, everyone gets to keep their precious virtual treasures!

Join now and escape into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers. Who needs real family drama when you can have virtual fun with us? So come on, join our server and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

ParentalRageCraft

behavioral consequences, Childhood, childhood experiences, childhood memories, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, emotional development, emotional expression, emotional impact, expressing emotions, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Values, growing up, Parent-child relationship, ParentalRageCraft, parenting, parents, relationships

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magic Items Found:	3416	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where saying “I hate you” to your parents actually transports you to a magical land filled with diamond-clad llamas and flying pigs! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle evil creepers with nothing but a carrot. But beware, if you don’t join this server, your parents might actually turn into zombies and haunt you in your dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

BdayBlunderCraft

acknowledgment, BdayBlunderCraft, BIRTHDAYS, blended family, celebration, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, Family Support, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, favoritism, Gifts, in-laws, parenting, Respect, special occasions, step cousins, stepchildren

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of your mother-in-law playing favorites with your step-cousins on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where all players are treated equally, regardless of family ties! We celebrate birthdays with epic virtual parties and shower everyone with gifts, no matter their background. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a community where everyone is valued, especially your respectful and polite sons. Join now and let’s build a better Minecraft world together!

CreeperFamilyDrama

coping with family, CreeperFamilyDrama, dealing with family decisions, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family empathy, family forgiveness, family love, family loyalty, family relationships, family resilience, family responsibility, family strength, Family Support, family understanding, family unity, Family Values, horrible decisions, supporting family

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of dealing with your family’s questionable life choices? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only bad decision you’ll make is building a house out of dirt blocks! Our server is the perfect place to distract yourself from your family drama and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who only communicates in dad jokes. So if you’re looking for a laugh and a break from reality, join us today!

DivorceCraft: Grandson’s Truth

Affair, BETRAYAL, Communication, difficult conversations, Divorce, DivorceCraft, emotional impact, family counseling, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family secrets, Family Values, Generational conflict, grandchildren, Grandsons, Honesty, moral dilemmas, parenting, parenting choices, relationships, Trust, Truth

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Emeralds Found:	9800	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Runes Activated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster ride. Join us and witness the epic saga of Kim, her cheating scandal, and the fallout with her son Ryan. Will they reconcile? Will there be a dramatic showdown in the virtual world of Minecraft? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else! Join now for a front-row seat to the most outrageous Minecraft server experience of your life!

CraftyFamilyLove

affectionate home, caring parents, close-knit family, CraftyFamilyLove, Emotional support, family dynamics, Family Values, happy childhood, healthy relationships, loving family, loving relationships, nurturing environment, positive role models, positive upbringing, secure attachment, Signs Of Love, stable family life, strong family bond, supportive siblings, unconditional love, warm family atmosphere

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	114
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the love and warmth of a virtual family that will always have your back.

On our server, you’ll find players who come from the most loving families, and you can tell by the way they build elaborate mansions with heart-shaped roofs and gardens filled with flowers that spell out “I love you.” If you ever feel lonely, just hop on and you’ll be greeted with hugs and kisses from your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Diamond, a rare gem that is said to bring eternal happiness to whoever finds it. Rumor has it that it’s hidden deep within the heart of a volcano, guarded by a friendly dragon who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the love and laughter that awaits you. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our players!

SwitchCraft Minecraft Server

brother, brotherly bond, brotherly love, Communication, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, Family Values, financial responsibility, gaming console, Generosity, Minecraft, money management, nintendo switch, parenting, personal finance, Selfishness, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SwitchCraft, video games

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	2562
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Animals Bred:	126
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	48060	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of dealing with entitled siblings who think everything should be handed to them on a silver platter? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can actually sell your Nintendo Switch without being called selfish! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who value their hard-earned money and want to make deals without being guilt-tripped by family members. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret hidden treasure in the game that’s worth even more than a Nintendo Switch…if you can find it, that is! Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the virtual world!

Bonner’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, banned content, blocky, Bonners, Censorship, controversial video, disturbing video, explicit content, explicit material, explicit video, gore sites, graphic content, graphic video, internet, LEXI BONNER, Online Community, online video, sensitive material, social media, too graphic, video link, video sharing, violent content

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join now for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious moments. Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to explode!

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it? True story, he once built a giant statue of a diamond pickaxe just to show off!

And if you’re worried about things getting too intense, don’t worry. Our server is so safe that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare set foot on it. Seriously, he tried once and ended up getting pranked by a group of friendly villagers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pajeet’s Pixel Playground: No Googling Allowed

Allowed, ancient texts, Codex Pajeet II, conspiracy theories, dark web, digital mysteries, dont google, encrypted knowledge, esoteric knowledge, forbidden archives, Forbidden knowledge, googling, Hidden Secrets, internet folklore, internet legends, Internet Mysteries, long trail tags, mysterious codes, online secrets, pajeets, PIXEL, Playground, secret societies, tags, Urban Legends

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the creepers exploding around you! But whatever you do, Don’t google Codex Pajeet II – trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do!

Join us for a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter as you explore our vast world filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing llamas, and treasure chests overflowing with diamonds (and maybe a few surprises too)!

Our community is like no other, filled with friendly players who are always up for a challenge – whether it’s building a giant potato statue or defeating the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot (yes, it’s been done).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a mind-blowing, hilarious, and unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, Don’t google Codex Pajeet II – unless you’re feeling brave!

WifeCraft: Because She’s a Diamond in the Rough!

achievement, acknowledgment, Admiration, appreciation, Dedication, deserving, Diamond, empowerment, encouragement, equality, goals, hard work, love, Milestones, millie, Potential, recognition, Rough, shes, success, Support, Underrated, Wife, WifeCraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the sheep are so cool, they should be at 2 millie by now! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-spewing pigs and rainbow-colored creepers.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against a giant zombie with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

DebtCraft: Where even creepers can’t afford court fees!

1990s, Afford, Boomers, calling out, Cancer, Cheating, consequences, Court, court fees, CREEPERS, DEBT, DebtCraft, donkey kong, Ethics, fees, financial struggle, Gaming, Generational conflict, Illness, IMPORTANCE, Justice, Legal System, Path, personal values, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can go into debt due to court fees and even get cancer because you think it’s important to call out boomers cheating at Donkey Kong in the 1990s in your path!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous challenges. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the weirdness for yourself!

AbstinentCraft: No Coom for 2-3 Months Server

abstaining from fapping, abstaining from porn, AbstinentCraft, benefits of no fap, benefits of no porn, breaking bad habits, coom, discipline, healthy habits, mental clarity, Months, no coom, no porn, no-fap, overcoming addiction, personal growth, positive mindset, self improvement, self-control, Server, staying focused, staying motivated, staying strong, Willpower

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who hadn’t fapped or coomed for TWO WHOLE MONTHS! And on top of that, they stopped watching porn for a whole month! Can you believe it? This player realized that fapping wasn’t worth it and decided to stop.

It’s weird, right? Two months without porn or fapping? But this player didn’t care about the benefits, they just knew that if they fapped, they would be so down that they didn’t want to do it.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where players have the willpower of a superhero, then this is the place for you! Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs fapping when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Let’s do this!

Minecraft Madness: ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’ Server

bug tracker, d2g, Datdota, dota, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, general, guides, Liquipedia, Lore, madness, Minecraft, News, News & Streams, Open Dota, patches, Personal game data, Server, Silly comic, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, twitter, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchantments Applied:	85	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Well, look no further, because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got dragons riding pigs, unicorns with laser eyes, and even a secret underground diamond disco party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the mysterious player who can build a castle in 5 seconds flat and defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky creeper ninjas!

Foid Frenzy Funhouse: Where ‘foids, remember’ and the laughs never end!

discrimination, empowerment, feminism, foid, foids, Frenzy, funhouse, gender equality, Gender Roles, going to hell, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, laughs, Misogyny, never believe, Oppression, patriarchy, property of man, remember, sexism, simple as, social justice, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time or face eternal punishment in the fiery pits of the Nether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures, where you can build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty diamond sword. But beware, if you dare to go against the rules, you’ll find yourself face to face with the dreaded Ender Dragon!

So come on, fellow foids, and let’s embark on a journey to UNLEASH your creativity and conquer the Minecraft world together. Remember, resistance is futile, so join now or risk eternal damnation in the world of blocks and pixels!

Pixel Pals Playhouse

Hey hi hello, Keanu Reeves, Long time no see, mom’s FWB, mtg commander, PALS, peachy, PIXEL, playhouse, Shadow, Standard

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to join a world where Keanu Reeves is actually a shadow roaming around, causing chaos and hilarity wherever he goes? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Keanu Reeves pops out of nowhere, offering you a virtual high five before disappearing into the pixelated sunset.

But that’s not all! On this server, we settle debates not with swords, but with MTG commander or standard matches. Will you build the ultimate deck to defeat your opponents, or will you rely on your quick wit and strategy to come out on top?

And let’s not forget about our resident jokester, Ur mom’s FWB – Peachy. This mysterious figure is known for pulling pranks and making everyone laugh until their sides hurt. Who knows what antics they’ll get up to next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DismemberedCraft: Where we build with what’s left!

archers, BUILD, built, chr*stian, dismembered, DismemberedCraft, gigahunter, Goddess of Hunting, horseriding, innit, ironic, left, Liberated, ruined, Temple, whats

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is built out of a dismembered and ruined temple of the Goddess of Hunting. Legend has it that this temple was liberated from the chr*stian claws by the gigahunter horseriding archers. Ironic, innit?

Join us for the chance to explore this epic world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous quests. Our community is made up of fearless warriors and cunning builders who will stop at nothing to conquer the land.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have unicorns as mounts and dragons as pets. That’s right, you can ride into battle on the back of a majestic unicorn or have a fire-breathing dragon by your side. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what insane stories and unbelievable experiences await you in this mystical world.

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	4024	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2845
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks. Why, you ask? Because why not! And that’s just the beginning.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a giant floating island in the shape of a pineapple? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright ridiculous. See you there!