Family Vacation MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SkiPatrolShowdown

SkiPatrolShowdown, green trails, Expert, Utah, overreacted

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as that guy who crashed into my son on the slopes? Look no further! Our server is filled with adrenaline-pumping adventures and unexpected twists, just like that ski collision!

Join us for a ski-themed Minecraft experience where you can race down virtual mountains, build snow forts, and even encounter rogue skiers who may or may not crash into you (just kidding, safety first!).

And don’t worry, our ski patrol is always on the lookout for troublemakers, so you can rest assured that your virtual ski trip will be as safe as possible. Plus, if anyone tries to ruin your fun, you can report them just like I did on the slopes!

So come join us on our server and let’s make some epic memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into that reckless skier from the slopes and give him a piece of your mind (virtually, of course). See you on the slopes!

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VacayVeto Minecraft Server

political views, Server, overstimulated, time with family, fair division

Are you tired of being the only single, childless person in your family? Do you dread family vacations where you have to share a room with your parents and pay the same amount as everyone else, even though you won’t have your own space? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-world family drama!

Join our server and enjoy the luxury of having your own virtual space without any annoying family members barging in. No need to worry about dividing costs for cabins or food – on our server, everything is free! Plus, you won’t have to deal with overstimulating family gatherings or being pressured to take care of kids while everyone else drinks.

Escape to a world where you can relax, unwind, and build to your heart’s content without any judgment or drama. Who needs a family vacation when you can have the ultimate virtual getaway on our server? Join now and leave the real world behind!

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VacayCraft Minecraft Server

brothers family, scaled back, unexpected plans, lavish vacation, scheduled vacation

Are you tired of boring family vacations where everyone just wants to relax and have a good time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the drama and create your own adventure!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring unique worlds and building your own epic creations. Forget about annoying in-laws crashing your vacation plans, on our server, you’re the boss!

Imagine a world where you can build a lavish vacation home for your 3-year-old, celebrate your 40th birthday, and commemorate your 10-year anniversary all in one place. And the best part? No unexpected family members showing up uninvited!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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VacayVillains

pay up, villa, cousins, well off, family vacation

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family vacations gone wrong! We promise no one will back out last minute claiming their visa was declined (unless they’re zombies trying to invade our pixelated world, in which case, good luck getting a visa).

Explore our virtual Maldives villa, where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect sandcastle. And if someone tries to demand their money back for not showing up, just block them from your realm and move on with your blocky life.

Don’t let your family pressure you into covering the costs of their Minecraft adventures – on our server, everyone pays their fair share in diamonds. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first!

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AwkwardCraft Minecraft Server

family conflict, Hotel, family vacation etiquette, personal space, Boundaries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with awkward encounters and uncomfortable situations, just like the time when you accidentally walked in on your cousin in the shower. But don’t worry, we promise not to judge you for wanting your hoodie back!

Our server is perfect for those who want to escape their crazy relatives and immerse themselves in a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Build your dream world away from judgmental grandmas and strict aunts, and create your own family of Minecraft mobs who will never give you weird looks.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where even the most “inappropriate” moments can turn into hilarious memories. And remember, on this server, there’s no such thing as being “too close” to your Minecraft buddy!

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Auntie’s Bathroom Battle Royal

parents, pool time, aunt, family holiday, bathroom rules

Are you tired of being treated like a kid when you’re almost an adult? Join our Minecraft server where we only have adults-only bathrooms and pool time! No more sharing with pesky little cousins who just learned how to use the potty. Our server is for the clean-freaks and the hygienic enthusiasts who demand their own space.

We understand the struggle of being left out of the “adults-only” club, so come join us where you can assert your dominance and show your aunt who’s boss. No more being treated like a child, it’s time to take charge and claim your rightful place in the adult world. Plus, who wouldn’t want to argue with stubborn aunts for fun? Join now and show them who’s really in charge!

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VacayVeto Minecraft Server

camping trip, Server, weight loss, family vacation, physical limitations

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unwind and have a blast with your friends.

Join us and leave behind all the family vacation drama like the one where they planned a hiking trip for you even though you’re 400lbs! Can you imagine trying to climb a mountain with your siblings while carrying a backpack full of snacks?

On our server, you can create your own adventure without any weight restrictions! Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even find a magical potion that makes you lose weight instantly (just kidding, that’s not a thing).

So come on over and join us for a hilarious and unforgettable experience. Who needs a hiking trip when you can have endless fun in the virtual world of Minecraft?

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SisCraft: No Marriage, No Problem!

sister drama, family communication, family vacation conflicts, family relationships, Cheating

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in-game! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and maybe even a few arguments over who gets the last diamond.

Just like on a family vacation to Bora Bora, you never know what kind of drama will unfold on our server. Will your virtual sister cause chaos with her redstone creations? Will your brother-in-law cheat his way to the top of the leaderboards? Only time will tell!

But don’t worry, we have a strict no crying baby policy – unless it’s a baby zombie, then all bets are off. Join us and escape the real-life drama for some virtual fun that will leave you saying, “I can’t believe that just happened in Minecraft!” So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

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BabyBlock Minecraft Server

family trip, Server, postpartum travel, family vacation, Grandparents

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone pressuring you to travel across the country with a newborn baby. In fact, we encourage you to stay home and take care of your little one while enjoying some virtual adventures with us.

Forget about hoping for your baby to be born late just to make a family vacation work. Instead, join us and let your baby arrive right on time without any unnecessary stress or drama.

Our server is filled with understanding players who won’t judge you for putting your family’s needs first. Plus, there’s no need to worry about missing out on a “last vacation before they die” – our virtual world is always open for you to explore whenever you want.

So leave the family drama behind and come join us for some lighthearted fun on our Minecraft server. Who needs a beach vacation when you can have endless entertainment right at your fingertips?

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BoomerCamBlocker420

BoomerCamBlocker420, truman show, patriarch, remote vacation home, personal space

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

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