Minecraft Server: Girlfriendless Goalies

AITA, birthday gift, celebrating birthday, Communication Issues, couples and events, Decision making, emotional response, expectations in relationships, expensive tickets, family trip, feeling excluded, football game, girlfriend upset, girlfriendless, Goaliesstrongp, prioritizing family, PSG-Marseille Classico, pstrongMinecraft, relationship conflict, Server, sharing experiences, social dynamics, sports event, travel with brother

Welcome to the ELDritch Forest of Pigsickle Minecraft Server!

Join us in a world where squids can scream and pigs wear hats! A server designed by llamas for llamas! No time to explain, just put on your helmet made of nacho chips and dive into insanity! Did you know our blocks are sentient? They might just take your lunch money!

The Server Rules (but are they?)

Rule 1: Do NOT feed the creepers after midnight. They dance under the moonlight.
Rule 2: You must only build your house if it’s on the back of a galloping turtle.
Rule 3: Every time you place a block, a chicken learns to speak Spanish.

Server Features

Feature	Description
Instant Lava Pool	Teleport to your doom! It’s a hot tub without the relaxation.
Invisible Trees	Who needs wood when you can’t see the trees? Perfect for optical illusions!
Wibbly Wobbly TNT	Explosions that make you question your existence. Yes, it’s a philosophical choice.
Free Floating Islands	Because gravity is just a suggestion. Float above your worries!
Raining Cats and Dogs	Watch out—things may get hairy… or barky. Free pets everywhere!

Player Reviews

“I caught a fish that told me the secrets of the universe, but then it forgot.” – MysteriousSteve89

“My house became sentient and demanded a mortgage. I didn’t sign anything!” – ConfusedCrafter42

“Why do the cows keep asking for directions to the Moon? I just want milk!” – LunarBovine123

Join Us Now! Or Don’t. Be Tornado.

Don’t bring your sanity; we have enough here! Fish can fly, and the cows have opinions on politics. Beware of the purple penguins, they deliver terrible news!

Warning: The last player who left their game saw the void and it saw them back. Play at your own risk because time is a construct built by the owls who have seen the dance floor of T’Chamba!

BlockyDrama: Family + Friend?
BlockyDrama, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, couple conflicts, Cultural differences, emotional reactions, expressing feelings, family, family trip, Friend, girlfriend dilemma, importance of planning, intimacy in relationships, invited friend, meeting family, moral dilemma, overreacting, personal boundaries, relationship advice, relationship challenges, travel plans, understanding partner
🚀 Welcome to the Chaotic Quagmire of Family Adventure’s Harbor! 🌌
Every pixel whispers hidden truths as you venture into the carnivalesque chaos of family dynamics and social intrigue! Here, every block is a turn in a spiraling nightmare—or a heartfelt reunion; who knows? ☠️
Where Dreams and Nightmares Collide 🌀
Are you ready to challenge your very perception of reality? A portal into the universe’s shadiest family gatherings awaits you! Indulge in confusion as you explore the twisted paths of relationships that could lead you to either familial bliss or complete anarchy!
- Will you join your beloved in sharing the sacred ground of your past, or did you just invite a specter of chaos? The choice is yours!
Unraveling Secrets and Hilarious Misunderstandings 🔍
- Feature: Whirlwind Invitations 💌 Your partner might just summon their childhood friend (without asking you) to join your family reunion! Imagine the horror: a ‘spontaneous guest’ crashing your nostalgic 5-hour drive! What could possibly go wrong?
- Statistical Insight: Apparently, 75% of family turbulence arises from unexpected guests. Did YOU invoke “The Third Wheel” just by letting your friend babysit your emotions?
Testimonials from the Unfortunate 💔
"I didn’t think my life could go to hell so quickly until I logged onto this server." — User12345 "My Minecraft boyfriend invited his ex to our block party, and honestly, I sent him to the Nether." — GamerGal99
The Art of Dissonance 🎭
Imagine! You’re building a cozy house, only to realize your girlfriend’s secret friend has not only moved in but also taken over your crafting table! That mushroom stew you cherished? Now it’s a concoction of anger and misunderstanding!
In-Game Legends: The Tale of the Uninvited Guest 📜
Long ago, in a realm not far from here, a traveler brought forth a guest to meet the elders of a village. Little did they know, this stranger would unravel the very fabric of their peaceful existence. Tales say that not acknowledging an uninvited companion could lead to cursed griefers haunting your builds!
Could this server be a cautionary tale? Or the gateway to your greatest adventure?
What You May Find Here 🏰
- Beware of the Third-Wheel: They say this ghostly figure derails intimate moments—beware!
- Conspiratorial Floaters: Are your friends really friends? Or mere figments, like your sanity?
- Secret Features of Dread: Engage in feelings of paranoia as you question, "Who really is here, and why?!"
FAQ (Answers that won’t truly help) ❓
- Q: Why should I bring my friends? A: Only the brave can transform awkward into adventure!
- Q: What if I think I might ‘overreact’ to the chaos? A: Welcome to the club! May your tears harden into bricks!
A Call to Join the Madness! 🤡
🌟 INVITE YOUR FRIENDS! But, be warned: you may lose yourself in the drama of hidden agendas and pixelated heartbreak!
Dare to forge your destiny in Family Adventure’s Harbor, where each block laid is a decision grappling with the echoes of familial expectations! 🎲 Will you emerge victorious or will you find solace in blocks of chaos? 🧩
Your adventure awaits, and the vortex is pulling you deeper… Will you embrace the madness? Join now! 🌪️
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Gasly Split: Minecraft Server
50/50 split, communal travel, cost sharing, couple travel disputes, economic disagreements, fairness in expenses, family dynamics, family trip, Florida trip, Friendship Dynamics, gas cost splitting, gasly, Minecraft, minivan rental, money issues, parenting challenges, relational tensions, rental car agreement, Server, sharing expenses, SPLIT, travel with friends, vacation costs
👾 hey u, yeah u, the human with a brain that might be normal 💥 do u wanna join THE COOLEST minecraft server eva? listen up:
🥳 first off, u ever seen a blocky llama dance? no?? well you’re in for a treat cause we got llamas that can breakdance and shoot rainbows outta their butts! 🌈💩
🤔 u know how your friends went to florida and ended up arguing about money? well here, the only thing we argue about is who gets to ride the unicorn with the ridiculously big sunglasses! 🦄😎
😂 and guess what? we don’t split anything 50/50 here. nah, we trade for diamonds with banana peels and jellybeans! so pack ur candy for great deals! 🍌🍭
👉 listen, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on the legend of the phantom who haunts the minivan we use for adventuring! the rumor is if you sit in the back seat, he tells the wildest ghost stories while driving u around. it’s legendary!!! 👻🚐
✨ but wait, there’s more! if u bring a pet rock, it will actually become your best friend that gives u hugs when you’re sad. we got so many proof videos of rock hugging! 🤗🪨
🛡️ also, there’s a secret treasure under the giant potato we built (idk why but it looks cool ok) and if u find it, you get a lifetime supply of cheese! 🧀 yeah we really like cheese, don’t judge us!
🔥 what are u waiting for? the pixelated adventure of a lifetime awaits! JUST CLICK JOIN, and ur life will change forever, or else u might end up hangin out with that couple from florida who think they can budget a trip in a minivan 🤪💸
hurry up there’s only room for crazy peeps here! DO IT!

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TripCancelling Minecraft Server
Argument, Birthday, Birthday Party, celebration, college, Communication, compromise, decision, deer hunting, disagreement, family trip, gift, Kansas, Minecraft, MONEY, Plans, relationships, Server, spoiled, stress, Summer, TripCancelling, vacation
come join our epic minecraft server, where we hunt for deer like it’s our birthday gift! 🦌🎁
imagine the thrill of chasing down deer in the virtual world, just like a family trip to Kansas but without the stress! 🌲🦌
we’ve got hotels booked and everything, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. plus, who needs a big birthday party when you can have a hunting trip with your dad? 🎉🦌
don’t be scared to argue, just grab your virtual bow and arrow and join us for the ultimate deer hunting adventure! 🏹🦌
join now and let’s make some deer-tastic memories together! 🦌🎮 #DeerHuntingBirthdayTrip

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KidzGoneWildMC
9/11 memorial museum, bad behavior, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful children, disrespectful kids, family trip, KidzGoneWildMC, Mental Development, NYC trip, parenting issues, spoiled kids, Tantrum, train ride
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like the 8-year-old twins from this outrageous story, you’ll experience slow mental development and be super spoiled with all the in-game perks we offer. But don’t worry, we promise you’ll behave around strangers… or not, we can’t guarantee that part.
Embark on a journey filled with Nintendo Switch OLED battles, stuffing your face with Starburst minis, and screaming the dumbest stuff imaginable. And just like the twins, you’ll have tantrums over running out of candy and laugh at inappropriate things like pictures of the 9/11 memorial. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with annoying airpod-wearing teenagers telling you to be respectful!
So come join our server and unleash your inner mischievous 8-year-old self. Just be prepared for some heated tones, tears, and maybe even some glaring and insults thrown your way. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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MouseCraftVIP
annual tradition, Disney, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family decision-making, family disagreement, family dynamics, family pressure, family trip, family vacation, Family Values, financial priorities, guilt trip, meaningful travel, MouseCraftVIP, parenting concerns, setting precedents, VIP tour, waiting in line
Are you tired of being forced into expensive VIP tours at Disney by your family? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the tyranny of overpriced theme parks and join a community of like-minded individuals who value meaningful trips over flashy VIP experiences!
Instead of spending $6000 on a single day at Disney, imagine all the epic adventures you could have on our server for a fraction of the cost. Build your own virtual theme park, complete with roller coasters, water slides, and even a petting zoo filled with pixelated animals.
And don’t worry about waiting in line – on our server, there are no queues or impatient family members pressuring you to hurry up. You can take your time to explore, build, and create to your heart’s content without anyone telling you you’re being difficult.
So say goodbye to forced family vacations and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us today and start your journey to virtual freedom!

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BlockyBroGetaway
BlockyBroGetaway, Bonding, Communication, compromise, exclusion, Fairness, family dynamics, family trip, family vacation, father daughter, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, inclusion, parenting, quality time, relationships, sibling bond, single mom, sister-in-law, Tomboy, Understanding
Are you tired of being excluded from the guys’ trip on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, EVERYONE is invited! We don’t believe in leaving anyone out, whether they’re a tomboy like Kelsey or a baking enthusiast like her mom.
Join us for epic adventures where family bonding is a top priority. No need to worry about being left behind while the guys go fishing or watch sports – on our server, everyone gets to join in on the fun!
Don’t let petty arguments ruin your gaming experience. Come join us and be a part of a supportive and inclusive community where everyone is welcome. Who needs a guys’ trip when you can have a family adventure right here? Join now and let the fun begin!

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SleepCraftFamGuilt
2 nights, 70s, children, Crib, double bed, family trip, guilting, guilting family, Hotel, nearby, opinion, parents, sharing rooms, Siblings, SleepCraftFamGuilt, sleeping arrangements, Sofa, transitioned
Are you tired of family drama and room-sharing debates? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own rooms for you and your kids! No more arguing over who gets the double bed or the crib – on our server, everyone gets their own space, even the grandparents who won’t have to sleep on the sofa.
We understand the struggle of trying to get a good night’s sleep with little ones, which is why we offer a peaceful and quiet environment for you to relax and unwind. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft world. Join now and build the room of your dreams – no arguments necessary!

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BroBromanceGoneWrong
AITAH, Best Friend, Boundaries, BroBromanceGoneWrong, BROMANCE, closeness, Communication, compromise, Controlling, family, family trip, Friends, husband, Kids, Marriage, priority, quality time, relationship, Routine, Support, Understanding
Welcome to our Minecraft server where bromances are taken to the next level! Join us for a wild ride filled with friendship, adventure, and maybe a little too much bromance.
Are you tired of feeling like an accessory in your own relationship? Well, on our server, you can be the priority! No more feeling like second best to your husband’s best friend. Here, you are the ultimate best friend and priority.
Experience family trips like never before, where you won’t feel like just an accessory. Say goodbye to feeling left out while your husband and his best friend have all the fun. On our server, family trips are all about YOU!
Join us for after-work drinks that last for hours on end. Who needs a quick drink when you can have a marathon drinking session with your best friend? Let the bromance flow freely on our server.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and say goodbye to feeling like you’re in second place. Here, you are the ultimate best friend and priority. Join now for a bromance-filled adventure like no other!

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RoomlessRageCraft
bunk room, Couch, couples, fair share, family trip, favorite location, Frustration, living room, miscounted, peaceful getaway, privacy, private bathroom, private bedroom, room given away, RoomlessRageCraft, single adult, stressful, teenage nephews
Are you tired of being treated like a third wheel on family trips? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can have your own private space without any annoying teenagers or couples getting in your way? Look no further, because our server is the perfect getaway for stressed-out adults looking for some peace and quiet.
Join us for a virtual vacation where you can build your own luxurious mansion, complete with a spa, pool, and private bedroom with a lock on the door! No more sleeping on couches or bunking with teenagers – on our server, you are the VIP guest who deserves the best.
Don’t let your family’s lack of consideration ruin your vacation plans – join our server and escape to a world where you are the star of the show. Who needs a crowded house full of couples when you can have your own virtual paradise? Come join us and leave the real world drama behind!

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KobiCraft Network
Economy, Prison, Survival
Server in beta phase! We are KobiCraft, the first Minecraft community where there is no store! You will be able to play at the level of your perseverance and skill. We have found the method to keep this server active without having to take money from our players
kobicraft.es:25582

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LavaCraft server Minecraft
Castle Battle
Here you will find many unique locations with a large number of monsters, an assortment of staves, swords, armor, and bows. Every week on Sundays we have a Lava Raid Boss battle that drops good things.
You can try yourself as a Scuba Diver by going to the sea location, where you should collect unique items to exchange for better things.
You can complete quests and receive items for this, or server currency to buy things from other players.
We have our own PVE mod branch. Extraction of energy from the elements of wind, water, fire. Unique upgrade of armor and weapons.
Own ores from which almost all items of our mod are created.
A new ClansRevival server has recently been opened.
– Without dupes;
– Frequent updates that are not found anywhere else;
– Clans;
– Regular players;
– Without creativity, everyone is equal!
New players who log into ClansRevival for the first time will be given a starter pack with cool things for 7 days.

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4Builders4Tools
Survival, Vanilla
4b4t is an Anarchy Server. This means that we bring a server with no rules with minimum gameplay changes, all while trying to be able to hold as many players online as possible with low amounts of lag. 4b4t was created with the hopes of being better than every other Anarchy server as there was a lack of playable servers, due to them often having unplayable lag. It was created to be the best Anarchy server that is more exciting, and lag-free.
The server’s map was reset as of June 22nd 2022
Vote – https://minecraftservers.org/server/637618 Donate – http://donate.4b4t.me/ Reddit – https://reddit.com/r/4b4tme Twitter – https://twitter.com/4b4tMinecraft Website- https://4b4t.me Discord- https://discord.4b4t.me
Server IP – 4b4t.me Server Versions – 1.8x-1.19x
4b4t.me

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OJs Survival Server
Economy, Skyblock, Survival
Hi All, I’m hosting a small Minecraft survival server with the hopes of developing a community. The server is based in Melbourne Australia. We will be hosting host events and hope to create an atmosphere where players can enjoy a community Minecraft experience together. We have a plugin poll at each member goal milestone for new plugins members have suggested.
ojsmc.zapto.org

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Birdmc
Bed wars, Casino, Cosmetics, Crates, Duels, gambling, Minigames, PvP, Skywars
BirdMC is a unique Minecraft server featuring casino games and minigames such as BedWars, SkyWars and Duels! Our server allows Java and Bedrock players to connect together to share the fun on one server! Earn coins ⛁⛀ from playing to top the leaderboard to earn ranks or unlock new cosmetics!
IP: Java Edition – java.birdmc.net Bedrock Edition – bedrock.birdmc.net (default port)
Server Version: [1.18.2 – 1.19 (or latest version)]
For more information and to connect with our community or open a support ticket check out our website and discord! https://www.birdmc.net/https://discord.com/invite/ZjVVrsVrQ8
java.birdmc.net

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HewerCraft Creative Minecraft server
The owner of the server “HewerCraft Creative” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
CR.HewerCraft.ru:19132

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MystixCraft
Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist
*SERVER IS STILL UNDER ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT YET OPEN TO BETA TESTING. PLANNED RELEASE DAY IS JULY 25 PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FOR WHTIELISTING*
MystixCraft is a place where you can run a business. from selling crops and goods, make money by mining, building, exploring, fighting, fishing, farming. Earn Rewards with prolonged dedication and access to special commands.
play.mystixcraft.com

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ArcadiaMC
Cross-Play, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock
ARCADIAMC | play.arcadiamc.org
Overview Hello everyone! After extensive development on our server we are ready to release our first beta map to the public. Below is the information regarding it, I hope to see all of you on.
Payouts #1 $30 Paypal #2 $30 Store Credit #3 $15 Store Credit
play.arcadiamc.org:25648

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Spainmc
Anarchy, Towny
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**About us?** • We are a team of gaming enthusiasts with the goal of creating a great experience that is completely free for all ages.
**Our Community** • At SpainMC we have a friendly community which often does group projects
**Our Events** • At SpainMC we want to foster a friendly community, that’s why we hold regular events so you never get bored!
**Modalities**• Earth with towny mode, anarchy and Prox more!!!
《:earth_americas:》**Tierra**– Towny – Vehicles– Armas custom – Mobs custom– Chat between Minecraft and Discord– EventsAnd much more than you expect to embark on the adventure
《:crossed_swords:》**Anarchy**– Without rules– Mode where you will have to face risks and adventures every day
**What does SpainMC offer in general?**– Staff ready to help you– A good community – Dedicated server without lag– Chats connected between Minecraft and DiscordAnd much more.
What are you waiting for to join, we are waiting for you!!!
play.SpainMC.com

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❤ DuckLand ❤ Survival, PVP ⚡ 1.16.5 – 1.20 Minecraft server
Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run
IP: duckland.joinserver.xyz
Discord: http://discord.gg/5e33bDqEk4
AutoDonat: http://duckland-shop.trademc.org
Hello my dear friend! DuckLand is a sea of entertainment, you definitely won’t get bored!
Here you will find:
[+] 2 Survival events that include: Clans, weddings, beautiful spawn, forbidden things, things of God, weapons, works and much more interesting things!
[+] BedWars
[+] SkyWars
[+] Murder Mystery
[+] SkyPvP
[+] Kind admins
Good game!
duckland.joinserver.xyz

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