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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 935 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 9399 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Potions Brewed: | 193 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – just like the OP’s wife canceling a trip because her parents might not make it. But don’t worry, even if your in-laws bail on our server, you can still have a great time and make epic memories with us.
Forget family vacations, join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who needs parents when you have a whole community of crazy Minecraft players to keep you entertained?
So come on down and join the chaos – just make sure to leave your family drama at the door.