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Blockhead Bonanza: Where even the creepers think ‘Stupid ass kikes’ is too far

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7932
Emeralds Found:	112	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!

Pixel Peen Paradise: Where Minecraft meets NSFW confusion!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magic Items Found:	6880	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring, low-quality porn ruining your internet experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our pixelated landscapes and blocky characters will provide a more satisfying and entertaining experience than the latest porn trends.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocktopia LOLz

action, Adventure, blocktopia, diverse characters, Drama, dystopian, Emotional journey, futuristic, Gay, Identity, LGBTQ, lolz, love story, Mystery, Oblivion Battery, queer, relationships, romance, Sci Fi, Suspense, Technology, Thought-provoking, Thriller

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is as gay as a rainbow unicorn riding a glittery dragon! Join us for a wild ride filled with fabulous adventures, rainbow-colored blocks, and sparkly explosions. Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers wear rainbow bowties and the zombies break out into dance routines. So come on over and let your inner fabulousness shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

KuntCraft: Where every block tells a story…or just makes you question your life choices

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Enchantments Applied:	136
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your Minecraft kunt! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you LOL so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, folks, on our server, anything is possible, even partying with Minecraft legends!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt, where players compete to find the most diamonds while dodging lava pits and zombie hordes. The winner gets a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond may be made of plastic, but hey, it’s the thought that counts)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, your kunt will thank you!

Crafty Chaos: ‘NO REFUNDS’ – Where your pixelated dreams go to die!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the sky like majestic bacon angels. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through caves filled with diamonds and creepers. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Crafty Kingdom Come LOLz – Preorder Not Required!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!

So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!

The Missing Russian: A Minecraft Mystery Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7545	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server where the Russian guy who stopped the stabber is a legend? Look no further! Join our server where we give credit where credit is due and don’t let any police whores steal the spotlight. Typical anglokikes can’t handle the epicness of our server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few Russian heroes saving the day. Who needs police when you have Minecraft players like us? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Souls: Prepare to Mine Edition

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take things to the next level with our “Is that a fucking Omen Mask dude?” edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a news channel that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world. Plus, our latest patches will blow your mind with new features and improvements that will make your gaming experience even more awesome.

But wait, there’s more! Our main information document is a treasure trove of tips, tricks, and secrets that will help you become a Minecraft master in no time. And don’t forget about our character planners, interactive map, and group password – because who doesn’t love a good mystery to solve?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our previous grace, who had the time of their lives with us. See you in the game!

CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ores Mined:	5196	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Farms Harvested:	902	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, unable to find that special someone to share your diamond loot with? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll find love and affection from our virtual female players!

Join us and experience the warmth and affection you’ve been missing in your pixelated life. Our female players are ready to shower you with attention and make you feel like the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

Don’t be a faggot who hates women deep inside, join our server and let the love flow through you like a river of lava. You may just find that the real treasure in Minecraft is the friends (and girlfriends) you make along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and creepers.

Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a danmei book? Look no further! Our server is filled with handsome guys and crazy adventures that will keep you hooked for hours on end.

Join us and witness the epic tale of a player who accidentally hooked a fish while fishing, only to discover that the fish was actually a magical creature in disguise. Things took a steamy turn when the player and the fish fell in love and, well, let’s just say things got a little fishy and now there’s a fishbaby on the way!

If you’re looking for a server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as a danmei novel, then come join us for some laughs and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!