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CraftyPrivNaiveBF

achievement, advancement, budgeting, condescending, CraftyPrivNaiveBF, different backgrounds, education, family situations, family troubles, financial obligations, ivy league, luxury expenses, Naive, opportunities, patronizing, privileged, snapping, Support, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5568
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Emeralds Found:	735
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and privilege! Just like Tony with his Ivy League education, you too can brag about your accomplishments in our virtual world. Take a break from budgeting groceries and water bills and immerse yourself in a world where everyone has the opportunity to advance – even if it’s just in building the coolest Minecraft castle.

Experience the thrill of snapping at your virtual boyfriend for being naive and privileged, just like our player did in real life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about understanding different perspectives. So come join us on our server, where the only thing you need to budget is your time for endless fun and adventure!

CraftyCreeperCo

activism, CraftyCreeperCo, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, digital rights, explosion, feminism, gender equality, internet, Korean, online safety, porn, privacy, rights group, sexual exploitation, social media, south korea, Technology, Telegram, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. We got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you. But, like, the best part is the deepfake porn explosion! Yeah, you heard me right. We got Korean rights group-approved deepfake porn all over this server. It’s, like, no country for women, but, like, who needs ’em when you got deepfake porn, am I right? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

DNADataCraft

Advanced technology, Bioinformatics, computational biology, computational power, computer science, data processing, data storage, DNA computer, DNA data storage, DNA storage, DNA technology, DNADataCraft, genetic information, information storage, long term storage, Longevity, new technology, petabytes, processing data, sudoku puzzles, Technology

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1921	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Yo, fam, dis server be lit AF! We got a full DNA computer up in here, like whaaaat?! You can store petabytes of data in DNA for like, thousands or even millions of years, bro. And get this, we can even solve sudoku puzzles with this bad boy. Like, who needs regular computers when you got DNA computers, amirite? Join our server and experience the future of technology, where DNA reigns supreme and sudoku is life. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CraftyCo Minecraft Server

Business, CraftyCo, discrimination, equality, Ethics, freedom, LGBTQ, Minecraft, private company, RIGHTS, Server, Transgender, transgender rights

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate freedom to discriminate against trannies! Just kidding, that’s totally not allowed. But what is allowed on our server is building the most epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and embarking on crazy adventures with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to make your gameplay experience unforgettable. So come join us and see what all the llama drama is about!

LunchtimeLooter Minecraft SMP

activities, breaks, campus activities, campus life, college, Downtime, Eating, Friends, hobbies, leisure, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLooter, mental health, Minecraft, productivity, Recreation, Relaxing, self-care, smp, socializing, stress relief, studying, Time management

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Animals Bred:	164	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Oh, forget about boring old lunch breaks in college! Join our Minecraft SMP and spend your breaks exploring a world filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures! Who needs a sandwich when you can feast on enchanted golden apples and roast chicken dropped by flying pigs?

Instead of studying for exams, you can battle giant spiders, ride on the backs of dragons, and build towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Tuesday at 3 PM to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-floss the most feared entity in all of Minecraft?

So say goodbye to boring college breaks and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity! Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

YapCrafters Unite!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Tired of arguing with people who just won’t shut up? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building giant statues of trolls and goblins to represent those annoying arguers. We even have a special “Yap for Conflict” mini-game where you can throw virtual pies at players who just won’t stop arguing. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than trying to reason with them in real life. So come join us and unleash your inner troll in a safe and hilarious environment!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile strikes, national security, nuclear weapons, provocation, russia, Russian territory, Server, SovietCraft, Strategic Concerns, Tensions, US, Warning, Western

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server and they were like “yo US, don’t even think about sending missiles into our territory or we will ban you from the server” like damn that would be some intense pvp action. join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between nations, where alliances are forged and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. plus, our admins are like the russian government, always watching and ready to strike down anyone who dares to challenge their authority. so come join us and experience the thrill of international conflict in the world of minecraft!

UkrainianF16FTW

Aerial kills, Air Force, air superiority, aircraft, Aviation, Combat, Conflict, Defense, defense technology, dogfight, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jets, fighter pilots, Military, national security, nato, Ukraine, ukraine news, UkrainianF16FTW, War

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s F-16s have scored their first aerial kills… IN MINECRAFT! fly around in your own virtual F-16 and take down enemies in the sky with your pixelated missiles.

we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and weapons to use in battle. beware of the creeper army that guards the entrance, they may look cute but they will explode on you in a heartbeat.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community like no other. who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft? come join now before the F-16s run out of fuel and the adventure ends!

RoosterCraft

circadian rhythm, diurnal, early bird, early riser, late riser, morning person, morning rooster, morning routine, night owl, night time, Nocturnal, opposite, RoosterCraft, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep schedule

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	633910	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ores Mined:	6541
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we party like it’s 1999! We got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance, it’s a real barnyard rave up in here! The opposite of night owl should be morning rooster, so wake up and join us for some wacky adventures! We have a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons bust a move, it’s lit AF! Plus, our admin is a talking llama who spits out diamonds, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride! Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let’s get this party started!

Hilltop Havoc: Neolithic Edition

dangerous areas, Edition, fear of conflict, Havoc, higher mortality, Hilltop, hilltops, lower fertility, Neolithic, Neolithic Europe, overpopulation, population decline, safer locations

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6251	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Yo, you ever wanted to travel back in time to Neolithic Europe but without all the boring fear of conflict and population declines? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us and experience a world where conflict is a thing of the past and everyone lives in harmony on hilltops. But watch out, overpopulation might lead to some crazy deaths and low fertility rates! It’s a wild ride, so join now for a chance to live in a world where fear is a thing of the past!

WindowPeek Minecraft Server

Architecture, Buildings, cityscape, Clouds, HORIZON, landscape, Minecraft, Mountains, Nature, Ocean, outdoors, Peaceful, scenery, Server, SKY, skyline, sunrise, sunset, Trees, Urban, view, WINDOW, WindowPeek

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of staring at the same boring view out your window every day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the view out your window is whatever you want it to be! Want to wake up to a majestic unicorn grazing in a field of rainbow-colored grass? Done. How about a giant flying taco soaring through the sky? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and escape the mundane reality of your everyday life!