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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 9338 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 112 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your family secrets. Build your own empire, team up with other players to take on epic quests, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad is actually a wizard or your in-game mom is secretly a dragon in disguise.
So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are the builds we create. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours you’ll spend laughing your blocky butt off!